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War
War is a terrible good thing. Lots of people get to use guns and other cool military shit. As it is written the more the merrier, and that goes for war, too.
UNLESS ITS A FARM CAUSE THOSE PLACES SUCK!
Used in a War
- Guns
- Turrets
- Boolets
- Grenades
- Various Bombs
- Mines
- Rockets
- Missiles
- All-terrain vehicles (such as Jeeps or Humvees)
- Bomber aircraft (such as the B-52 Bomber)
- Fighter aircraft (such as the F-14 Tomcat [shown at right])
- Aircraft carriers
- Battleships
- Possibly sattelites
- Diplomacy (which is for pussies that are weak and/or losing the war)
The Uctions War
The current youtube poop war is the war of the uctions. So far The King is dead, and Mario is about to die. The war is being produced by Feghoot Directed by Feghoot, and was started due to Chadwarden stealing Mario's supply of Uctions. The King is dead, no fucking kidding, okay?
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The Tiertex War
A very unknown but powerful war between Koopone and Tiertex (includes Spaced-Out Usagi). Koopone and his comrades hacked into the offices of the Manchester based company during production of one of their poop videos so he declared war with the company. They struck back by declaring that Professor Von Schlemmer had turned Makoto Kino into Misselaineous who was a forced singer for Koopone, however he had no memory recalling the memory and was on Koopone's side. Lots of missles were launched but Brian Blessed stopped the war single handedly by making Tiertex a company who makes mobile phone games. The only war that Feghoot wasn't involved with.
The Wild Mineral World War One
A very brief war broke out in YouTube recently between George The Volcano, against the rest of YouTube. George had been filling his water with water in order to mass produce an army of imperfect George Clones to take over YouTube. Mario and Luigi were originally supposed to stop him, but they forgot what they were supposed to be doing. Freakazoid was instead dispatched to deal with him, where he brought him down by arguing that people don't like water until George spontaneously combusted.
The Dinner War
The Dinner War is a war being fought between the Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule. It started when the Princess refused to make dinner for King Harkinian. The King ordered the bombing of the Mushroom Kingdom the day afterwards. So far, Mama Luigi (who betrayed the Mushroom Kingdom) is dead (was shot-down and killed by Yoshi in his F-14 Tomcat), Gwonam is also dead (also shot-down by Yoshi), Morton is dead (killed by Link), and countless others have died. Hyrule's numbers are dwindling very fast, and the Mushroom Kingdom's forces are moving closer to the capital.
