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Yoshi

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Yoshi is a green fat lizard or dinosaur laid and hatched by Mama Luigi as a result of a complete accident. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also very protective of his mother, Mama Luigi. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is well known for the red booties he wears on his feet. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, Bad Medicine, sold there.

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FAT YOSHI IS FAT

Diet

Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except himself (disproven by ADHDYoshi & Shmorky) and Mama Luigi.

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Yoshi's final rapist form

Yoshi also likes to drink cum.

Porn Magazines:

Yoshi stars in "Sexy Dino Daily" porn magazine.

Trivia

  • Yoshi is believed to be an arsonist.
  • Yoshi gets raped anally at least 1276271636873687 times per second.
  • Yoshi is the worst victim of rape in the entire universe.
  • Started the wildfires of October '07 in Southern California.
  • America's Most Wanted. (see above reason)
  • Last seen in the Santa Ana Mountains near Mission Viejo, CA on December 8, 2007.
  • Enjoys raping Santa Mario by the holidays
  • Holds second place for two awards: "Poop Character who has had sex the most time" (beaten by Link), and "Poop Character who has starred in the most porn" (beaten by Sora).

Likes

  • Balls
  • Mama Luigi
  • Fire balls
  • Caterpillars
  • Eating
  • Getting Fat
  • To Do the ho thing
  • Bed time stories
  • Treats
  • Dinner
  • Having orgasms
  • Oral Sex
  • Getting Raped
  • Cumming all over the Sierra Nevada during Winter
  • Tricking people into thinking that his cum is not cum and is Snow instead
  • Burping
  • Farting
  • Hand Jobs
  • Blow Jobs
  • Setting wildfires (like the ones that Yoshi set in Southern California in October '07)
  • filthy, sluty sex
  • McDonalds
  • Carls Jr
  • Jack in the Crack
  • KFC
  • Burger King
  • Wendys
  • Del Taco & Taco Bell
  • Panda Express
  • Pizza Hut
  • Hungry Jack,s (Australia's burger king) he has too go to Australia just too get one of the burgers not on his country's Burger King menu.
  • Saving 15% when switching to GEICO

Fears

While Yoshi may not fear food poisoning, he does fear many things.

Quotes

  • "Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!"
  • "Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!"
  • "Yoshi no understand why princess mad... caterpillar DELICIOUS!"
  • "BURRRRP!"
  • "Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!"
  • "Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?"
  • "GASP! That mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!"
  • "Oh, this doom thing definetely more fun than tennis!"
  • "Yoshi go home and JACK IT"
  • "Famo Famo Sheeduck"
  • "BLAU"

Legal Issues & Politics

more soon..

The regime is attempting to have The Princess overthrown for reasons as follows:

  • Attempted extermination of the Dino population
  • Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
  • Robberies
  • Distrust of the Kingdom
  • Wanting to murder both Uctions & Anti-Uctions (Again!)!

If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and King Koopa will host an election for who will be the next leader of the Mushroom Kingdom and possibly Dino World. Mario, Gay Luigi, Tails and Zelda remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: Fat Mario, Mama Luigi, Link, Sonic and The King of Hyrule.

See Also:

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