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Furnessly
Furnessly is a major contributor to YouChew's news page.
Name: Furnessly
Sex: Male
Country: United Kingdom
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas
In brief
Furnessly is a pooper who mainly uses videogame or videogame related footage as a source. He keep disappearing and reappearing but stayed to settle with MycroProcessor for tennis and to do a few tennis matches before truely leaving.
History
He first discovered YouTube poop back in 2006 when he was searching for Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (because he was a fan of the show) and found either RetroJape or SuperYoshi's poops. Unlike many, he was surprised and enjoyed the poops but moaned about the poor video quality until 1upclock uploaded his Super Mario World poop which the source came from POP, a television station in the UK (using Coxy1987's TV rips). Then he watched some of dvariano's and NintendoMax (who he did fan art and fan fics) videos and stopped watching poops for a while. He did two early poops on December to try out his new computer (ironically it uses the Recycled Koopa scene in POP quality, before The Electric Cheese remastered it and before he watched the original, it was also the first ever poop to use a certain show that he disliked) but he did this for his personal use not to submit on Youtube or anything.
That is until The Electric Cheese, Stegblob and Fox were making mashed up videos so he decided to make them first by Movie Maker and then to a much better program from experience back at December. His original thoughts were to make a mashed up video that didn't just use CD-i, Super Mario World and to be enjoyed by people other than himself as well as using rare or unique sources (e.g. the Bugs Bunny Show). Later on he decided to stick to his sources which at the time was sort of rare (only Stegblob used high quality before him) to see in high quality but with lots of people suddenly having high quality sources, he might look at unused and untampered sources that he has (all DVD, he has tapes but mostly have AoSTH recordings). Furnessly states that he has never done this for popularity as he believes it isn't what poop is about.
First poop seen
It was either RetroJape's or SuperYoshi's AoSTH poops.
First poop made
[Misadventures of Mario and Luigi]
First poop shown to public
Style
Preferred Sources
- Looney Tunes (including The Bugs Bunny Show)
- Super Mario Bros. Super Show
- Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
- Sonic SatAM
- See Below
Games that Furnessly pooped
- Asterix and the Great Rescue (both versions)
- Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt
- Bonanza Bros.
- Crazy Taxi
- Daytona USA (prerelease)
- Daffy Duck in Hollywood
- Decap Attack
- Desert Strike
- DK: King of Swing
- Dynamite Dux
- Earthworm Jim
- Eternal Champions
- George Foreman's KO Boxing/Heavy weight Champ
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
- Knuckles Chaotix
- Land of Illusion
- Lotus Turbo Challenge
- Lucky Dime Caper
- Mickey Mania
- Micro Machines 2 - Turbo Tournament
- Ninja Gaiden (Master System)
- OutRun Europe (not OutRun Europa)
- PGA Tour Golf II
- Poop Adventure (huh?)
- Revenge of Shinobi
- Ridge Racer
- Road Rash II
- SegaSonic the Hedgehog
- Socket / Time Dominator
- Sonic 3D
- Sonic Blast
- Sonic Spinball
- Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (both versions)
- Sonic Triple Trouble
- Sonic 3 & Knuckles
- Sonic's Edusoft
- Sonic's Gameworld
- Sparkster
- Star Wars (Master System)
- Streets of Rage 3 (actually Bare Knuckle 3, the better one?)
- Summer Games
- Super Cars II
- Tails and the Music Maker
- The Blues Brothers
- The Chaos Engine
- Titus the Fox
- Turbo OutRun
- Virtua Racing Deluxe
- Winter Olympics (Mega Drive, Master System)
Preferred Methods
- Reversing
- Sentence Mixing
- Recycling
- Juxaposition
- Visual Distortion
- Ear Rape (disliked it at first but now likes using it in small doses)
- Audio Distortion
Dislikes
- Sailor Moon (uses it, regrets it, dislikes to the point of hate)
Running Gags
- Overture
- Greenback Koopa
- Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner playing "On with the show, this is it" - This to make sure the video doesn't get cut off.
- Rudy Larriva explosion and fall
- TAGGASM
- Estoy Esperando
- A character saying "Problem"
Videology
This is a list of videos from July 2007 to December 2009.
- Remix of Makoto Kino vs. the Robo-Ninjas
- Uploaded by Conrad Slater as A Youtube Poop by Furnessly
- Still appears on Youtube as a response to Robotnik's Sexy Suspender Striptease for some reason with a link despite missing.
- AKA The End and Death of Sonic the Hedgehog AKA Dopply's Collab AKA Two Cancels and a packet of unreleased AKA Carp de la Furnessly AKA Misselaineous is ANNOYED with RabbitSnore and Furnessly AKA I GIVE UP ON ORIGINALITY.
- Co-produced by DaftPunkYoshi.
- Amiga/Ami Mizuno Poop: Makoto Kino vs. the Robo-Ninjas
- Makoto Kino Farting Out All Over (the previous 3 poops with extra footage, based on Bugs Bunny Busting Out All Over)
As SSpelunker
| Name | Date Uploaded | Length |
|---|---|---|
| The Return of Mr. Needlemouse | 10-08-09 | 0:56 |
| Mr. Needlemouse and Tails Watch a Plumber doing the Lubrication at Midnight | 12-09-09 | 0:51 |
| Tails, Sailor Moon and Makoto Erase the Existance of Furnessly and all hedgehogs | 20-09-09 | 1:07 |
Professor Von Schlemmer
| Name | Date Uploaded | Length |
|---|---|---|
| Professor Von Schlemmer Turns Makoto into Misselaineous | 05-12-07 | 1:00 |
| Professor Von Schlemmer Wux | 03-01-08 | 1:00 |
| Professor Von Schlemmer Takes Over the Sega Corporation | 13-01-08 | 1:00 |
| Professor Von Schlemmer Discovers a Cure to Phil Collinsism | 28-01-08 | 1:00 |
| [The Rare Appearance of Professor Von Schlemmer*] | 31-10-07 | 1:00 |
| Professor Von Schlemmer Stops the Special Olympics | 14-03-08 | 1:00 |
| Bishoujo Senshi Professor Von Schlemmer | 15-06-08 | 1:00 |
| The Adventures of Professor Von Schlemmer | 16-06-08 | 7:00 |
| Professor Von Schlemmer Hires Maurizio De Jorio | 28-06-08 | 1:40 |
| Profesor Von Repella Vueltas Patricia Dentro de Misseláineas** | 14-08-08 | 1:00 |
- (There are two versions of this; Version 1 is called Spacedout Usagi in the Star Light Zone, Version 2 which is on Dailymotion is an edited version of a trap video - neither version was meant to be)
- (Spanish remake of Professor Von Schlemmer Turns Makoto into Misselaineous)
Poop Tenis
Yes, spelt the Spanish way. The rounds in bold are the rounds that Furnessly has done. Roster profile
- Furnessly vs. MrDrunkenFox - Rudy Larriva Super Genius, Rudy Larriva: Bing Crosby's Horse, Duck Twacy Finds Bing Crosby's Horse, Duck Twacy and the Ethnicly Offense Knock Knock Joke, Duck Twacy Kills Super Rabbit, Duck Twacy and the Return of Fatso Garrett. (Looney Tunes Only)
- Furnessly vs. BMATF - Dr. Wily Plays OutRun Europa, Von Schlemmer Plays Dr Wily Europa, Lou Albano plays Von Schlemmer Europa, Mario Head plays Lou Albano Europa, M. Bison plays Mario Head Europa, Europa plays M. Bison's Mario Head.
- Furnessly vs. Misselaineous10 - Spacedout Usagi in the Star Light Zone, Scrooge Faints at Sea, Sparkster Flys Across the Sky (Furnessly became Dr. Wily during this round), Mario Plays Beethoven, Awesome Possum Kicks Spacedout Usagi's Arse, Sweet Dreams Furnessly.
- Doble Tenis (espanol)RabbitSnore and Misselaineous10 vs. Furnessly and Strongbad414 (the first time Furnessly has not served and most likely not his last) Shadow Takes a Shit - This was cancelled due to strong's absence, theHappyfungus took over and it was still cancelled.
- Furnessly vs. Markie - Meet the Taggasm, Taggasm, meet loaf, Down Syndrome Sonic gets a Taggasm, While the rest of us don't, Makoto Kino however wants one
- Furnessly vs. MycroProcessor - Manchester Smith and the Secret of Tiertex, Syntax of Secret the and Smith Man Man Man, Illegal Man Secret Instruction and Wait Becky, Dell Policy? The Illegal Person and Expects Becky, Lotus Turbo Challenge, Lotus Turbo Challenge 233: The Bureau Realm Police Sacred Becky Edition
- Furnessly vs. SeductiveBaz - Robotnik Goes to Halifax, Sexy Hardcore Income Tax, Arosement of an ISA, Bum Soufflé, Tasty Testicles
- Furnessly vs. AmiralMachin - King Koopa Suffers from a Redundancy, King Koopa Says Something to You, King Koopa Made a Moving Speech in Parliament, The Overuse and Overture of King Koopa (heehee), 35 Seconds of King Koopa, The Super King Koopas Super Show
- Furnessly vs. Misselaineous10 vs. Mazz0Murder - Makoto Kino Gets a Road Rash, MOVE FASTER POKEY!, Dillian's Gotta Problem with Pokey, Dr. Frank N Stein tries to solve.... THE POKEY PROBLEM!, No...POKEY!, Master Kaku Gives Pokey a Playboy Magazine, Super Cars 10: The Pokey Playboy Makoto Edition featuring Master Kaku
- Furnessly vs. UncleChuckTH? - Dr. Wily Gets a Gurnsey Ride to Sink Jersey
- Furnessly vs. Guysafari - Socket the Hedgehog, Donnie the Hedgehog, Donnie Kong, Donny Osmond, Mount Osmond, Beta Osmond
- Zygamorph vs. Furnessly - , A Triangle Scale Tees Off Against the Scout, Matt stops scaling a Triangle as a Scout wears a Tee-shirt, Matt is a Scaly Tea-drinking Scout, The Wrath of Matt Furniss
- Furnessly vs. ? - Starting All Over Again
- Furnessly vs. Vvaluigi - The Return of Mr. Needlemouse,
- Furnessly vs. Quax (All Madden) - John Madden Being John Madden
- Furnessly vs. AmiralMachin (rematch) - Overture de la Overture
Changed Poops
Some poops were originally seperately which in most cases are finished just took longer than usual. However some videos was cancelled due to lack of inspiration or felt too risky on putting on Youtube or other reasons so they get bundled with other poops.
- Super Mario Bros. Super Show - A trap video uses footage from Sailor Moon due to the similarities of both but stopped due to no desire to remix the live action version. Later released in The Overuse and Overture of Furnessly.
- The End and Death of Sonic the Hedgehog - This was going to be released in November 07 has the final AoSTH poop but it was never completed instead the remains was released as The Overuse and Overture of Furnessly.
- The Confused Salesman - Uses footage from The Laughing Salesman on the Mega CD. Later released in The Cancelled Vault with a couple of extra touches.
- Sonic Plays Himself - A Sonic dub with footage from Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Later released in The Cancelled Vault with a couple of extra touches.
- Mario Mix Technosphere - Uses the German version of King Mario of Cramalot, but PeskyPlumber beat him to the punch while in production. The complaition version has a partial German remake of Super Mario Super Mash included. Later released in The Cancelled Vault with a couple of extra touches.
- Markie's Hanna-Barbara Collab (just called Top Cat) - Possibly the only entry to the collab that Markie cancelled so Furnessly decided to include it in Asterix and the Falling Sky.
- A Nightmare in Yawackhary Street - A full blown anime poop but couldn't work on about on the grounds that at the time he didn't have any sources and the thought of making it will break him down.. The few remains were included in Matt Furniss vs. Youchewpoop.
- Woody Woodpecker Tenis (no title given) - A spanish tennis round but wasn't uploaded due to Universal would be on his case so he included it in Matt Furniss vs. Youchewpoop. An interesting fact was Dopply Saves Sonic's Reputation was also going to be a tennis round for DaftPunkYoshi but he declined it.
Other
These are usually fad responses unless stated. Mostly rubbish.
| Name | Date Uploaded | Length |
|---|---|---|
| Misadventures of Mario and Luigi* | 04-12-06 | 2:14 |
| Mario and Luigi in PlumberAdventures ** | 16-12-06 | 7:08 |
| Mario Blinks while Unfitting Lotus Music Plays (aka Mario Blinks to Lotus Turbo Challenge) | 11-08-07 | 1:22 |
| OVERTURE (Based on SuperYoshi's FOOTBALL) | 17-08-07 | 2:01 |
| MAKOTO HUMPS USAGI WHILE SORTA FITTING MUSIC PLAYS | 23-08-07 | 4:11 |
| This Video is Better than Back to the Future | 09-09-07 | 0:02 |
| This Video is Better than Superman | 10-09-07 | 0:02 |
| This Video is Better Than Any Anime in the World (renamed A Three Second Clip of a Sonic Sez of the Second Episode) | 12-09-07 | 0:03 |
| Robotnik Speaks in SUPER SLOW MOTION | 03-10-07 | 6:40 |
| www.prevent-it.ca YTP spot (Rudy Larriva) | 12-11-07 | 0:15 |
| Just a little Technical Problem (aka POKEY) | 24-03-08 | 2:55 |
| The REAL reason why Furnessly left the Youchewpoop forums | 09-04-08 | 0:25 |
| The Lost Skype Chat | 14-05-07 | 1:58 |
| Tiertex Production Code #GAEAJ | 25-05-08 | 2:30 |
- First ever poop ever made by myself in 2006, very primative even back then but this shows that I've been around for a long time.
- Second poop ever made back in 2006, barebones compared to today. An alternative version was made but not released.
- Special: Poopers Unite part 1 (starts with Overture and finishes with "I'm gonna have a baby").
- The Cancelled Vault (see Cancelled Poops for more info)
- Makoto Kino's Sexy Suspender Striptease - A complete parody of a typical Stegblob poop with some of his running gags (but slightly different with the source material). STOP WATCHING THIS, please?
- It is rumoured that he had done the Trap poop ShadowxSally : For the First Time because it features a few of Furnessly's running gags, however it isn't on his account and the name was made by RabbitSnore. He later edited it and uploaded on Dailymotion as The Rare Appearance of Professor Von Schlemmer.
Reception
(completely unbiased - seriously) Mostly unnoticed for the right reasons since he believes that popularity isn't always the right way, except for the Furnessly vs. MrDrunkenFox poop tennis match which people (such as UncleChuckTH) called it an epic and a fun match. However in his opinion, Furnessly disregards the match as a fluke and considers Fox the self Champion. Also on the BMATF tennis match, a few even considered it more enjoyable then Week 2 of the Tennis League.
Criticism
- Confessed to being absolutely rubbish.
Achievements
- First person ever to make a poop that is over 10 minutes long without breaks (technically it is three poops with a few extras) which is also the first Dailymotion poop in the directory.
- Made the first Youtube poop based game Poop Adventure in a week beating the other meta poop games.
- Has the second most Overtures ever recorded in history, only the entire run of The Bugs Bunny Show beat it (1976 overtures between 38 years).
Associates
Poopers
Others
- RandomTalkingBush
- Eddo
- Dazz
Online
See associates plus:
- The rest of the Tennis Cafe Staff (RAKninja and MycroProcessor)
Influences
Poopers
- Stegblob (past work....)
- The Electric Cheese (past work....)
- SeductiveBaz
- BMATF
- UncleChuck
- SuperYoshi (pretty much everyone would put him here)
- Dvariano
- MicroProcessor
- DaftPunkYoshi
Other
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Rowby Goren (a strange fact)
- Gene Deitch
- The Sega Mega CD BIOS (even stranger fact)
Fans
- RabbitSnore
- Crash2991
- Dopply
- DaftPunkYoshi
- AmiralMachin
- quax94
- MycroProcessor
- Misselaineous10
Other Information
Furnessly is more well known as Yawackhary on the internets. Was even known as Spelunker at one point and used the SSpelunker account.
Trivia
- MrDrunkenFox was the first person to comment and favorite while some unknown was the 1st subscriber.
- Is NOT Matt Furniss, the famous chiptune musician since Furnessly is rubbish at music.
- Someone once stole parts of Furnessly's poops (right down the Ice Cap loop) and made his own called: Amy Anderson Was THE Most Popular Anime Girl however this has been removed from Youtube.
- Became Dr. Wily on 12 February 2008 and is currently insane.
- Yaps way too much.
Links
- Youtube Account
- Dailymotion Account (also includes resources to boot)
