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Rakninja
This pooper is a frequent creator of YouTube Poop Music Videos.
Name: RAKninja
Real Name: RAK
Sex: Male
Country: USA
First Poop: WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
Cafe Staff Service: 7 May 2008-4 August 2010(in addition to a brief leave due to inactivity somewhere in late 2008)
Preferred Sources: Transformers G1, Beast Wars Neo, Godfrey Ho films, Star Control II, Golden Boy
Preferred Methods: Stuttering, repetition, experimentation
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas Pro 8
YouTube Account: rakninja
In Brief[edit]
Formerly known to use his own ripped sources, primarily uses Transformers. Tennis, however, has made him lazy and he downloads them now. Known to sometimes overreact to some situations. Highly involved in Youtube Poop Tennis. He is old by pooper standards.
- Not to be confused with MAXXNinja
History[edit]
First discovered Youtube Poop in the summer of '06 with Uctions. Quickly favorited DoctorPoopnik and Stegblob. Got tired of seeing Transformers poops that suck, so started making his own. Became featured in the last week of the Perfect Poop Contest. In the new incarnation of YouChewPoop, was selected to be a Tennis Cafe Employee, where he currently serves. In 2008 RAKninja hosted both the "I Love Youchew Collab" and the Poop Tennis Doubles cup that lasted from Winter 08 to Spring 09. RAKninja is also a participant of the Poop Tennis Season, playing on Team Incredible Lazar Sword. Organized the | I STILL LOVE YOUCHEW collab.
In August 2010, he announced he was leaving both the Tennis Cafe staff and YouChewPoop for good.
First Poop Seen[edit]
UCTIONS First poop-like movie seen was Hotel Mario - Nouns Replaced with pylons.
First Poop Made[edit]
Style[edit]
Preferred Sources[edit]
Preferred Methods[edit]
- Stutter Loop
- Reverse-stuttering
- Mild Sentence Mixing
- Ear Rape
- Mysterious Zoom
Prefered Tech[edit]
- Vegas
Dislikes[edit]
- Various Sources
- Text
- Censor Beeps
Reception[edit]
Outside of a slowly growing but dedicated fanbase, and his circle of friends (usually other Tennis Staff or Transformers poopers,) RAK is generally overlooked. Many still consider him "underrated", though he has relinquished the (self proclaimed) title of "King of Underratedness"
Criticism[edit]
RAK is known to fly off the handle and throw tantrums about things most other poopers and forumgoers would find trivial. He is also sometimes criticized for being too hard on people.
Achievements[edit]
- First to poop Dark Crystal
- First to poop Genesis Climber Mospeada, AKA: season three of Robotech.
- Became featured less than a month after first poop submission.
- First to poop a lot of things actually, but no one cares.
- Helped discover and popularize bunny boobies
- Organized the Winter 2008 Poop Tennis Doubles Cup
- Founding Cafe Staff, and ILS memebr
- First to make a Mega Man themed YTPMV
- Hosted "I Love Youchew" collab
- Hosted Poop Tennis Doubles Cup
- BROS
- Participated in every site sanctioned tennis tournament since he joined Youchew
- Hosted "I STILL LOVE YOUCHEW" collab
Associates[edit]
In Real Life[edit]
Online[edit]
- NS2
- INCREDIBLE LASER SWORD
- RabbitSnore
- Crash2991
- TheHappyFungus
- Nuthead
- Strong414bad
- Gamebop
- MycroProcessor
- DaftPunkYoshi
- MoogleBoss
- Emperor Ing
- Chrisgendo
Influences[edit]
See above section.
Fans[edit]
Other Information[edit]
The Poops of RAKninja[edit]
Solo YTPs[edit]
YTPMVs[edit]
| Name | Date Uploaded | Length |
|---|---|---|
| YTPMV - TRANSFORMERS MEGATRONSENMAN | 5-25-09 | 0:56 |
| YTPMV - MEGATRON GETS 110 MILLION WHEELS | 6-11-08 | 1:24 |
| YTPMV - ONE HUNDRED TEN MILLION MEGATRONS | 6-12-08 | 0:58 |
| Megatronは110,000,000にメガ混合する覚えている (MEGA[TRON]MIX) | 6-13-08 | 3:11 |
| GALVATRONMAN | 10-29-08 | 1:44 |
| STARSCREAM MAN | 12-1-08 | 1:19 |
| RUMBLE MAN | 1-18-09 | 1:26 |
| STUNT MAN | 8-15-09 | 2:31 |
COLLAB ENTRIES[edit]
| Name | Date Uploaded | Length | Collab |
|---|---|---|---|
| THE RED WIZZARD GETS CAUGHT | 3-25-08 | 0:49 | Unknown Poopers Collab |
| LOOKING FOR THIS? | 5-13-08 | 1:59 | Anime Collab |
| Mission 1: Insert Clever Title Here (0:04-0:21) | 5-27-08 | 0:17 | ILS Collab 1 |
| THE MARRIAGE OF A HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE IS FORUMS | 11-10-08 | 1:28 | I LOVE YOUCHEW Collab |
| MISSION 2: Supernova Explosion! Interplanetary Weeaboo Attack! (2:51-3:41) | 1-8-09 | 0:50 | ILS Collab 2 |
| Planet of the Poop: PSILOCYBIN MELTS YOUR FACE | 2-6-10 | 1:57 | PLANET OF THE APES CARTOON COLLAB |
| I STILL LOVE YOUCHEW COLLAB (5:04 - 8:00) | 4-16-10 | 2:57 | I STILL LOVE YOUCHEW Collab |
Tennis[edit]
Non-Competitive[edit]
Competitive[edit]
| Name | Date Uploaded | Length | Event | Opponent(s) | Partner (if any) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| EN GUARD, GALLERS | 5-31-08 | 0:41 | Tennis Cup | Gallers | |
| NOUS ALLONS AVOIR L'AMUSEMENT AVEC CETTE CHOSE | 6-3-08 | 0:47 | Tennis Cup | Gallers | |
| THE OTHER --------- THING (ROUND 2) | 6-17-08 | 1:11 | Tennis Cup | Ophios | |
| THIS BAD----- THING (SOUND FO) | 6-20-08 | 1:03 | Tennis Cup | Ophios | |
| THAT DIFFERENT -------------- WIND (SEX) | 6-21-08 | 0:40 | Tennis Cup | Ophios | |
| CAPTAIN KAWAII'S SENTRY WATCHES GUYS IN NATURE WITH FRANCIS | 12-16-08 | 2:20 | Doubles Cup | WowComics & McMaNGOS | MoogleBoss |
| GUYS IN PANTS IN FRANCE LOVE TO DANCE | 12-21-08 | 1:13 | Doubles Cup | WowComics & McMaNGOS | MoogleBoss |
| PALLIUM NAZI ARGENTUM | 1-20-09 | 0:40 | Doubles Cup | Aesaun & AjaxCubed | MoogleBoss |
| Perverse Anime Doctor Loves Immortal | 2-04-09 | 1:24 | Doubles Cup | Aesaun & AjaxCubed | MoogleBoss |
| QUIET STARSCREAM, MY TOWER IS RISING | 6-23-09 | 0:56 | Windows Movie Maker Master | Allmightyseancore | |
| THE INHUMANOID TOWER CRUSHES FAWKING MAXIMILLION | 6-25-09 | 0:41 | Windows Movie Maker Master | Allmightyseancore | |
| DRUGS CANNOT SMOOTH OVER FILMATIONS LAWSUIT | 6-26-09 | 0:48 | Windows Movie Maker Master | Allmightyseancore | |
| IRATE GAMER STEPS INTO MY BELLY BUTTON | 7-14-09 | 1:21 | Windows Movie Maker Master | Strong414bad | |
| MY HONEY BUN IS IN MY BELLY | 7-18-09 | 1:04 | Windows Movie Maker Master | Strong414bad | |
| PIE DANCERS GIVE ME A BELLY LAUGH | 7-25-09 | 2:10 | Windows Movie Maker Master | Strong414bad | |
| DINGBOT THIS BOOZE IS SMASHED [SEASON] | 7-20-09 | 0:50 | Poop Tennis Season | KlausTheWizard | |
| I AM SMASHBOT THE UNSMASHABLE DINGBOT, I DEMAND YOUR QUALITY MOTELS [SEASON] | 7-23-09 | 0:47 | Poop Tennis Season | KlausTheWizard | |
| Ken'iaguySnyder-man's Incredible Laser Korean Pachinko Clone Official Leaked Release | 8-20-09 | 2:06 | Poop Tennis Season | JazzDanceForChildren & TangerineImpz | Crash2991 |
| ARRIVING FROM THEN HARLEM LAZER PISSCHIN CO. WITH REV. SIMPLES THOUSAND DOLLARS | 8-24-09 | 3:00 | Poop Tennis Season | JazzDanceForChildren & TangerineImpz | Crash2991 |
| [SEASON] CRAZY BRUCE NOW AND FOREVER | 10-10-09 | 1:05 | Poop Tennis Season | Shroomhead1 | |
| COBRARBOC | 10-30-09 | 1:56 | Poop Tennis Season | Shroomhead1 | |
| A BLACK HOLE IS FULL OF NINJAS | 10-14-09 | 1:00 | Poop Tennis Season | Piodx | |
| A NINJA MUST TREAT HIS DICK LIKE A DUCK | 10-17-09 | 1:11 | Poop Tennis Season | Piodx | |
| KNIFE FIGHTING CLINJA MONKEYS PROTECT BROKEN DUCKS | 10-21-09 | 0:56 | Poop Tennis Season | Piodx | |
| RENEGADE | 11-27-09 | 2:27 | Grey Tennis Tournament | Metroid998 | |
| EL DEMON | 11-29-09 | 1:59 | Grey Tennis Tournament | Metroid998 | |
| GARISH CONDOM | 12-01-09 | 1:26 | Grey Tennis Tournament | Metroid998 | |
| HIS BRAIN IS GONE | 6-01-10 | 2:15 | Three Way Tournament | Gamebop & Magmalord | |
| THE KILLERS ARE OVER THERE | 6-08-10 | 0:55 | Three Way Tournament | Gamebop & Magmalord | |
| YES, I INDEED WENT THERE | 6-15-10 | 1:09 | Three Way Tournament | Gamebop & Magmalord | |
| ACTION, NINJA ON ASSASSIN HOT | 7-20-10 | 1:43 | Three Way Tournament | Funacceptable & SergeantBacon | |
| NO NINSASSASSIN IS TAKING MY PROPERTY | 7-30-10 | 1:41 | Three Way Tournament | Funacceptable & SergeantBacon |
Trivia[edit]
- Is 1/3 of a Rap Group, PsychoSmokaz
- Is a proven Juggalo.
- Has a habit of making roster threads.
- One of his previous Youtube channel-look is cleverly (Or not so cleverly for those who don't get it.) refrencing Twiztid's most recent popular song from their W.I.C.K.E.D. (Wish I Could Kill Every Day) album called "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha."
- It also contains the lyric from that same song which is "I'm Laughing Like A Lunatic" and had the Joker as the background.
- He once proclaimed that pongpong13 was a legend and that he will never die.
- HE'S LAUGHING LIKE A LUNATIC, HE'S LAUGHING LIKE A LUNATIC! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
- He is NOT a Ford Cafe Employee
- Conversely, he IS rumored to be the true Ninja Dragon
- Out of all the poopers, Rakninja is (at 30 years old) one of the oldest active users to post on the forum.
- He once left YouChew back in about August of 2010. However, he was welcomed back with great arms on September 24, 2011.
- He is the only pooper known to be a disabled veteran, or to have served in the military.
Famous Quotes[edit]
Rakninja "Walf Fucking Dizny. he came to steal your dollars."
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Rakninja "...Tennis Fucks"
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Rakninja "Guys in nature"
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Rakninja "Even cops get horny"
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Rakninja "What's the matter, never seen a clown before?"
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Rakninja "You love it, huh?"
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Rakninja "That fuckblaster better shut his dickflaps"
