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King Koopa
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One form of Bowser that resembles a lizard more than his actual form. He has many children including two notable sons, Hip and Hop. Just like Bowser, he has been labeled as a serial rapist and should never be approached under any circumstance. From 1985 to 1996, King Koopa rented out the Coney Island Disco Palace which was then the Pizza Island Disney Planet, making it one of his fearsome castles. He later left the Coney Island Disco Palace as he could no longer pay the rent. A statue in his honour stands where the now-torn-down Disco Palace once stood.
Cultural Heritage: American, Bronx
Obsessions
King Koopa is known to have an obscure obsession with his key also known as This Key. Unfortunately it was eaten by Yoshi in the form of Yoshkins (who later gave this key to Conker) causing him to spiral into a deep depression. It turns out that the key was then used to free the Princess from King Koopa's raping chamber.
Forms
- RACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KOOPA
- Blue Koopa
- Greenback Koopa
- Count Koopula
- Koopone
- Bowser
Quotes
- "That dino twerp is eating me out of house and home!"
- "What's the one thing most likely to rot people's minds, and reduce their brains to mashed potatos? ...I remember now! Television!"
- "Pesky Plumbers!"
- "When will those awful offspring of mine learn to pick up their...pipes?"
- "Remember; Oogtar spelled backwards...is RATGOO! Ha heh heh!"
- "All this bashing and crashing really works up an appetite!"
- "Like my grandfather Poop always said, 'All toasters toast toast!'"
- "Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not having a temper tantrum, I'm doing exercises!"
- "You're gonna wait a long time, Princess, 'cause these toys are going to my Koopa Koopa Football Players on Koopa Koopa Football Easter morning!"
- "Are those cavekids gonna whimper when they find out I kooped all their toys! Their mouths'll hang open a minute or two, then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry 'Twas a grand adventure!' Hahahah! Merry Koopa Koopa Football April Fool's, boys and girls!"
- "He who koops and runs away, lives to KOOP another day."
- "TWAT!"
- "Fuck You!"
- "Oh my god! They killed Kenny!"
- "My magic football players'll be so happy when they see all the wonderful presents I stole for them!"
- "Wrong, prehistoric punk!"
- "Stop! You're not supposed to go off till Christmas-- (bomb explodes) ...morning."
- "I got bad idea!"
- "At last I'm king! King of alllll the ocean! The waves obey my every whim!"
- "So... Mario thinks he's king of Cumalot, EHH?"
- "Permit me to introduce ya to... RACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KOOPA!"
- "Soon the underwater world of Metropolis will be Scoopakoopatropolis!"
- "I know where you live! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
- "Now hear this, Mario! Now that Breezie has diverted Sonic to the far reaches of the planet, I'm gonna throw ya a wedding shower!"
- "YOU?! What are you doing in my bag of toys, cave creep?!"
- "She's playing at Wendy's Hotel! Or is it the sand?"
- "This is easier than the princess and just as fun.
- "I'll get you next time, Gadget. NEXT TIME!!"
- "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, CAPTAIN PLANET!"
Likes
- His Koopa Kids.
- Igniting his farts.
- Everybody (Except Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Toad, Yoshi, Oogtar, and Milli Vanilli.)
- Capitalism
- Youtube
- New Super Mario Brothers Wii (For bringing back his actual kids for the first time for over 6 years.)
- Joseph Stalin
- Adolf Hitler
- Benito Mussolini
- Porn (Especially Yoshi porn for some strange reason.)
- Mashed Potatos
Dislikes
Offspring
- Ludwig "Kooky" Von Koopa
- Lemmy "Hip" Koopa
- Roy "Bully" Koopa
- Iggy" Hop" Koopa
- Wendy "Kootie Pie" O. Koopa
- Morton "Big Mouth" Koopa, Jr.
- Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa
Bowser Jr(Deceased)
Triva
- He is not good at naming restaurants
- His restaurant "Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food" was shut down by Dr. Mario the Health Inspector.
- He invented the Rock TV
