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Furnessly

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In brief

Furnessly is an YouTube Pooper (as well as other things), he has done Youtube Poops dating back December however it took him nine months to upload them. He did briefly retire to the genre but came back since Robotnik is dating a Japanese gassy teenager.

History

eCc1N9FJyPs|250}} Furnessly's first Youtube Poop.

He first discovered YouTube poop back in 2006 when he was searching for Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (because he was a fan of the show) and found either RetroJape or SuperYoshi's poops. Unlike many, he was surprised and enjoyed the poops but moaned about the poor video quality until 1upclock uploaded his Super Mario World poop which the source came from POP, a television station in the UK (it was Coxy's rips that Furnessly discovered). Then he watched some of dvariano's and NintendoMax (who he did fan art and fan fics) videos and stopped watching poops for a while. He did two (fake) episodes of Mario cartoons on December to try out his new computer (ironically it uses the Recycled Koopa scene in POP quality, before mrSimon remastered it and before he watched the original, it was also the first ever poop to use a certain show that he disliked) but he did this for his personal use not to submit on Youtube or anything.

That is until mrSimon, Stegblob and Fox were making mashed up videos so he decided to make them first by Movie Maker and then to a much better program from experience back at December. His original thoughts were to make a mashed up video that doesn't use the usual suspects (unless needed) and to be enjoyed by people other than himself as well as using rare or unique sources (e.g. the Bugs Bunny Show). Later on he decided to stick to his sources which at the time was sort of rare (only Stegblob used high quality before him) to see in high quality but with lots of people suddenly having high quality sources, he might look at unused and untampered sources that he has (all DVD, he has tapes but mostly have AoSTH recordings). Furnessly states that he has never done this for popularity as he believes it isn't what YouTube poop is about.

Long history is very long.

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OVERTURE, most noticable scene in a Furnessly poop

First poop seen

Furnessly has forgotten but it was either RetroJape's or SuperYoshi's

First poop made

Misadventures of Mario and Luigi

First poop shown to public

Out of Ideas

Style

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

  • Voice of Poop
  • Reversing
  • You Cut
  • Sentence Mixing
  • MS PAINT JOB (for title cards in the Rudy Larriva series)
  • Recycling
  • Juxaposition
  • Distortion
  • Ear Rape (disliked it at first but now likes using it in small doses)

Dislikes

  • Cd-i but has never used Zelda
  • Sailor Moon (even though he used it and regrets it)
  • Anime (bar Sonic Anime, the only exception)

Running Gags

Many of these running gags are during the early days of poop, but listed for historic purposes.

  • Overture
  • Greenback Koopa
  • Spelunk going "I'm gonna take you down!"
  • Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner playing "On with the show, this is it" - This to make sure the video doesn't get cut off.
  • Rudy Larriva explosion and fall
  • Anymore?

Lately Furnessly has been trying to stop or at least not as regularly show these running gags.

Videology

Original Series (pre-retirement)

  • Out of Ideas
  • Instant Mash (originally: Quick Poop)
  • The Poop with No Name
  • The Return of Greenback Koopa
  • The Return of Greenback Koopa Director's Cut
  • Super Mario Super Mash
  • Mario and the Fat Mann vs. Koopa
  • A Double Feature: Dr. Wily's Panic Attack/Spelunk vs. Everyone

Original Series (post-retirement aka Mario and Koopone)

  • Mario and Koopa Wants SUPER SUSHI
  • Koopone Declares War on Tiertex (remix of Makoto Kino vs. the Robo-Ninjas)
  • The Return of Greenback Koopa 2: There's Been a Murder
  • Perverted Sonic (a segment of the above extended due to SatAM DVD release)
  • Mario and Koopone in the Danger Zone
  • Mario Fights a Gorilla (part of The Simon Logan Breakfast Show)
  • Wombatman Wombegins
  • It has Donkey Kong in It (first known poop to use the DKC DVD)

Original Series (Of Course You Realise This Means War)

  • Overtures to Disaster (51st and a half special that has every poop prior this in someway)
  • Dazz, Conrad and Rowby Goren's Magical Adventure - Most un-Furnessly poop made so far
  • Asterix and The Falling Sky
  • The Pernalonga Overture (originally: Overtures of Disaster) - Known on Youtube as A Youtube Poop by Furnessly
  • Video 69 (or How to become an Overlord in 69 steps)
  • Duck on a Moonlight Sonata
  • The Rise and Fall of Planet Freedom - A tribute to Planet Freedom.

Original Series (The Final Era - The Poop Shutdown)

Officially started with Professor Von Schlemmer Stops the Special Olympics. All poops were originally going to have have the 1965 WB logo at the beginning to show this but with new management this only happened once.

  • Sonic the Crazy Climber (working...)
  • Completely Out of Ideas (a reference to Furnessly's first poop)

Rudy Larriva

(In chronological order, not production or broadcast)

  • Rudy Larriva Strikes Back
  • Rudy Larriva Meets Makoto Kino
  • Rudy Larriva Does Daffy (Will be in compliation)
  • The Repetitiveness of Rudy Larriva
  • Boredom and Rudy Larriva (Will be in compliation)
  • Larriva for President (Will be in compliation)
  • Rudy Larriva Super Genius (Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show version)
  • Larriva and Rushered
  • Rudy Larriva to Marrakech and Back (Will be in compliation)
  • Rudy Larriva on the Run (Dailymotion only)
  • Rudy Larriva Quits (Will be in compliation)

Darn Anime/Tiertex

  • Spaced-Out Usagi (originally: Spaced-out Yousaggy)
  • Rudy Larriva Meets Makoto Kino (due to Makoto Kino)
  • Amiga/Ami Mizuno Poop: Makoto Kino vs. the Robo-Ninjas
  • Makoto Kino Farting Out All Over (the previous 3 poops with extra footage, based on Bugs Bunny Busting Out All Over)
  • Fad: (Unfitting Music) Super Sonic Racing (forgot name) - From Sonic R
  • Spacedout Usagi in the Star Light Zone (originally The Rare Appearance of Professor Von Schlemmer, the title is based on Furnessly's first favourite (Mario and Koopone in the Danger Zone) and least favourite (Spaced-Out Usagi) poops.)

Professor Von Schlemmer

  • Professor Von Schlemmer Turns Makoto into Misselaineous
  • Professor Von Schlemmer Wux
  • Professor Von Schlemmer Takes Over the Sega Corporation
  • Professor Von Schlemmer Discovers a Cure to Phil Collinsism
  • The Rare Appearance of Professor Von Schlemmer (There are two versions of this; Version 1 is called Spacedout Usagi in the Star Light Zone, Version 2 which is on Dailymotion is an edited version of a trap video - neither version was meant to be)
  • Professor Von Schlemmer Stops the Special Olympics

Poop Tenis

Yes, spelt the Spanish way. Roster profile

  • Furnessly vs. MrDrunkenFox [1] Rudy Larriva Super Genius, Rudy Larriva: Bing Crosby's Horse, Duck Twacy Finds Bing Crosby's Horse, Duck Twacy and the Ethnicly Offense Knock Knock Joke, Duck Twacy Kills Super Rabbit, Duck Twacy and the Return of Fatso Garrett. (Looney Tunes Only)
  • Furnessly vs. BMATF [2] Dr. Wily Plays OutRun Europa, Von Schlemmer Plays Dr Wily Europa, Lou Albano plays Von Schlemmer Europa, Mario Head plays Lou Albano Europa, M. Bison plays Mario Head Europa, Europa plays M. Bison's Mario Head.
  • Furnessly vs. Misselaineous10 [3] Spacedout Usagi in the Star Light Zone, Scrooge Faints at Sea, Sparkster Flys Across the Sky (Furnessly became Dr. Wily during this round), Mario Plays Beethoven, Awesome Possum Kicks Spacedout Usagi's Arse, Sweet Dreams Furnessly.
  • Doble Tenis (espanol)RabbitSnore and Misselaineous10 vs. Furnessly and Strongbad414 (the first time Furnessly has not served and most likely not his last) Shadow Takes a Shit, Strong, Rabbit, Title Pending, Miss, Strong, Rabbit, Title Pending. - This was cancelled due to strong's absence.

Cancelled Poops

These mashed up videos were cancelled due to lack of inspiration or other reasons.

  • Robotnik and Makoto Kino at the Olympic Games - Was going to be a collap poop but found the idea too Tiertexy. Nothing was made, not even the fake title screen. It was going to use footage mainly from Robolympics, Videolympics and a Makoto Kino based episode.
  • Super Mario Bros. Super Show - A trap video uses footage from Darn Anime due to the similarities of both.
  • The End and Death of Sonic the Hedgehog - This was going to be released in November has the final AoSTH poop but it was never completed.
  • The Confused Salesman - Uses footage from The Laughing Salesman on the Mega CD. Was 70% complete but quitely cancelled.
  • Sonic Plays Himself - A Sonic dub with footage from Sonic the Hedgehog 2. 5% complete.
  • Mario Mix Technosphere - Uses the German version of King Mario of Cramalot, but PeskeyPlumber beat him to the punch while in production. (20%) The complaition version has a partial German remake of Super Mario Super Mash included.

The last three videos were later released in The Cancelled Vault with a couple of extra touches.

Other

These are quickies, beta videos, fad poops or anything that isn't the above, usually due to boredom.

  • Misadventures of Mario and Luigi - December proto-poop
  • PlumberAdventures - see above
  • Quickie: Sonic and Robotnik Waits
  • Quickie: Robotnik Complains Yet Again
  • Beta: Every Sonic Needs a Makoto (Based off the song Everybody Needs Somebody)
  • Special: Poopers Unite part 1 (starts with Overture and finishes with "I'm gonna have a baby").
  • Special: Dopply Poop Special
  • Special: Markie's Cancelled Hanna-Barbera Collab (Top Cat) - Footage was later used in Asterix and the Falling Sky.
  • Special: Robotnik vs. The Days of Pirates (A Chemerald collab between him, Vorhias, UncleChuck and Ophios)
  • Special: Poopovision Entry - Criminals in Crime
  • Fad: (Unfitting Music) Mario Blinks While Unfitting Music Plays - From Lotus Turbo Challenge
  • Fad: (Unfitting Music) Super Sonic Racing (forgot name) - From Sonic R
  • Fad: (Godfather) This Video is Better Than Back to the Future
  • Fad: (Godfather) This Video is Better Than Any Anime in the World (Strangely most commented, maybe due to the name)
  • Fad: (Godfather) This Video is Better Than Superman
  • Fad: (Extreme Slowmotion) Robotnik Speaks in SUPER SLOW MOTION
  • Fad: (Prevent It) www.preventit.ca YTP Spot (Rudy Larriva) - Made in 2 minutes, literally.
  • Fad: (Colour Bars) Just a Little Techinical problem - A line from Dr. Robotnik, could be considered as a indirect sequel to Koopone Declares War on Tiertex.
  • YTPMV: SABOTAGE THE GUDIENCE SYSTEM (You Overgrown Circuit) - Only one that he made due to being really bad at music.
  • CaptainFleaSam Tribute in Las Vegas
  • Eine Vergeudung der Daffy Duck (A Waste of Daffy Duck)
  • Duck Twacy Finds Bing Crosby's Horse
  • Duck Twacy Kills Super Rabbit
  • Overture - Apparently based on SuperYoshi's Football, this is the catchphase used in most Furnessly's poops.
  • A Showcase of Personphone Excretement - Now disowned due to no one is interested in 1920's style. Made due to poopers block.
  • Gorilla Judge in Who are You Supposed to Be?
  • Just a Thriller
  • The Cancelled Vault (see Cancelled Poops for more info)
  • Earthworm Jim's Quick Low Crow Rape - A present to evilSNES64.
  • Brian Blessed Leaves Doncaster - Made when the community was in crisis and saved it (for a bit anyway...)
  • Tennis (BMATF): Dr. Wily Plays OutRun Europa
  • Tennis (BMATF): Lou Albano Plays Von Schlemmer Europa
  • Tennis (BMATF): M. Bison Plays Mario Head Europa
  • Makoto Kino's Sexy Suspender Striptease - A complete parody of a typical Stegblob poop with some of his running gags (but slightly different with the source material). STOP WATCHING THIS, please?
  • Humphery Bogart Orders a Curry
  • It is rumoured that he had done the Trap poop ShadowxSally : For the First Time because it features a few of Furnessly's running gags, however it isn't on his account and the name was made by RabbitSnore. He later edited it and uploaded on Dailymotion as The Rare Appearance of Professor Von Schlemmer.

Reception

(completely unbiased - seriously) Mostly unnoticed for the right reasons since he believes that popularity isn't always the right way, except for the Furnessly vs. MrDrunkenFox poop tennis match which people (such as UncleChuckTH) called it an epic and a fun match. However in his opinion, Furnessly disregards the match as a fluke and considers Fox the self Champion. Also on the BMATF tennis match, a few even considered it more enjoyable then Week 2 of the Tennis League.

Criticism

See Conrad Slater's criticism.

Achievements

Even though he doesn't have many achievements, not even first to use Road Runner but:

  • First person ever to make a poop that is over 10 minutes long without breaks (technically it is three poops with a few extras) which is also the first Dailymotion poop in the directory.
  • Made the first Youtube poop based game Poop Adventure in a week beating the other meta poop games.
  • Has the second most Overtures ever recorded in history, only the entire run of The Bugs Bunny Show beat it (1976 overtures between 38 years).

Associates

Online

Influences

Poopers

Stegblob (past work....)

MrSimon (past work....)

SeductiveBaz

BMATF

UncleChuck

MrDrunkenFox (aka CaptainFleaSam)

SuperYoshi (pretty much everyone would put him here)

Other

Sonic the Hedgehog

Rowby Goren (a strange fact)

Gene Deitch

The Sega Mega CD BIOS (even stranger fact)

Fans

Other Information

Furnessly is more well known as Yawackhary on the internets. Was even known as Spelunker at one point. He has also done the Mario Mistake Series pointing out animation, audio and colouring flaws of the Mario cartoons.

Restorations

Furnessly has also done episode restorations rather like the legendary Jerry Beck (search him on Google), however they aren't known despite the online demand. These are the episodes that he has restored:

He is working on Princess Toadstool for President and possibly nearly all of Season 1 of Captain N (except Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain that Furnessly can't find the music tracks for).

Trivia

  • Furnessly strongly dislikes Darn Anime but he forgot most of the reasons (mostly Sonic and Darn Anime are somehow related even to the same sound engine used in their games that only three games used), however he knows that there are fans of the show and doesn't hold any grudges against them.
  • Despite making the Darn Anime poop, Furnessly is a male.
  • MrDrunkenFox was the first person to comment and favorite while some unknown was the 1st subscriber.
  • While Stegblob owns The Moon, Furnessly owns Jupiter but he finds the planet gassy.
  • His favourite show is Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, however he doesn't use much of it due to that he think it might become the next AIDS victim and that worries him. Every other thing in his poops are liked or hated or got bored (Road Runner).
  • Owns both the Adventures of the Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic SatAM DVD box sets as well as all available Mario and Donkey Kong Country Region 2 DVDs.
  • Only person to know the real identity of Tails.
  • Doesn't like anything that's Japanese or Wapanese.
  • Is NOT Matt Furniss, the famous chiptune musician since Furnessly is rubbish at music.
  • Became Dr. Wily on 12 February 2008 and is currently insane.
  • Yaps way too much.

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