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Furnessly

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Name: Furnessly
Sex: Male
Country: United Kingdom
Year Started: 2007
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas

In brief

Furnessly was a pooper who mainly uses videogame or videogame related footage as a source.

History

He first discovered YouTube poop back in 2006 when he was searching for Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (because he was a fan of the show) and found either RetroJape or SuperYoshi's poops. Unlike many, he was surprised and enjoyed the poops but moaned about the poor video quality until 1upclock uploaded his Super Mario World poop which the source came from POP, a television station in the UK (using Coxy1987's TV rips). Then he watched some of dvariano's and NintendoMax (who he did fan art and fan fics) videos and stopped watching poops for a while. He did two early poops on December to try out his new computer (ironically it uses the Recycled Koopa scene in POP quality, before The Electric Cheese remastered it and before he watched the original, it was also the first ever poop to use a certain show that he disliked) but he did this for his personal use not to submit on Youtube or anything.

That is until The Electric Cheese, Stegblob and Fox were making mashed up videos so he decided to make them first by Movie Maker and then to a much better program from experience back at December. His original thoughts were to make a mashed up video that didn't just use CD-i, Super Mario World and to be enjoyed by people other than himself as well as using rare or unique sources (e.g. the Bugs Bunny Show). Later on he decided to stick to his sources which at the time was sort of rare (only Stegblob used high quality before him) to see in high quality but with lots of people suddenly having high quality sources, he might look at unused and untampered sources that he has (all DVD, he has tapes but mostly have AoSTH recordings). Furnessly states that he has never done this for popularity as he believes it isn't what poop is about.

Furnessly is currently retired, thanks to stress and being sick of making them. He observed that some of his recent videos had him put in a LOT of effort, and he did not consider the result very rewarding. In addition to that, he has lost interest in poop in general, and most of his own don't excite him anymore. Another factor is his right hand, which is getting damaged and he worries that in a few years, he won't be able to use a computer.

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OVERTURE, most noticable scene in a Furnessly poop

First poop seen

It was either RetroJape's or SuperYoshi's AoSTH poops.

First poop made

[Misadventures of Mario and Luigi]

First poop shown to public

Out of Ideas

Style

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

  • Reversing
  • Sentence Mixing
  • Recycling
  • Juxaposition
  • Visual Distortion
  • Ear Rape (in tiny amounts)
  • Audio Distortion
  • Deja Vu (OVERTURE)

Running Gags

  • Overture
  • Greenback Koopa
  • Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner playing "On with the show, this is it" - This to make sure the video doesn't get cut off.
  • Rudy Larriva explosion and fall
  • TAGGASM
  • Estoy Esperando
  • A character saying "Problem"

Videology

List of videos from July 2007 to Feburary 2010. Note: Ordered via the UK/European order.

Name Date Time
Out of Ideas 23-07-2007 4:31
Rudy Larriva Strikes Back 23-07-07 5:03
Instant Mash 23-07-07 2:15
The Poop With No Name 26-07-07 3:06
The Repetitiveness of Rudy Larriva 02-08-07 4:48
Super Mario Super Mash 03-08-07 2:50
The Return of Greenback Koopa 06-08-07 4:19
The Return of Greenback Koopa (Director's Cut) 06-08-07 6:21
Spaced-Out Usagi 10-08-07 5:25
Mario and the Fat Mann vs. Koopa 10-08-07 3:47
Rudy Larriva vs. Makoto Kino 12-08-07 5:15
CaptainFleaSam Tribute in Las Vegas 14-08-07 2:04
Larriva and Rushered 20-08-07 5:12
A Double Feature: Dr. Wily's Panic Attack/Spelunk vs. Everyone 22-08-07 6:32
Every Sonic Needs a Makoto 27-08-07 3:22
Sonic and Robotnik Waits 05-09-07 0:22
Mario and Koopa Want SUPER SUSHI 12-09-07 2:34
Koopone Declares War on Tiertex* 13-09-07 2:14
[The Return of Greenback Koopa 2: There's Been a Murder (Missing)] 17-09-07 6:25
[Perverted Sonic (Missing)] 18-09-07 1:15
Rudy Larriva on the Run 19-09-07 5:12
Eine Vergeudung der Daffy Duck (A Waste of Daffy Duck) 21-09-07 2:55
A Showcase of Personphone Excretement 22-09-07 1:32
Robotnik Complains Yet Again 23-09-07 0:36
Gorilla Judge in Who Are You Supposed to Be? 24-09-07 2:01
James Blonde Running Like a Mad Man 25-09-07 1:12
[Mario and Koopone in the Danger Zone (Missing)] 28-09-07 2:50
The Simon Logan Breakfast Show: Mario Fights a Gorilla 04-10-07 4:26
Wombatman Wombegins 22-10-07 1:38
Rudy Larriva Super Genius 26-10-07 1:48
Duck Twacy Finds Bing Crosby's Horse 28-10-07 1:30
Just a Thriller 31-10-07 1:00
Duck Twacy Kills Super Rabbit 02-11-07 1:15
It has Donkey Kong in It 19-11-07 1:15
Overtures to Disaster 24-11-07 4:43
Robotnik vs. The Days of Pirates 08-12-07 5:23
Earthworm Jim's Quick Low Crow Rape 14-12-07 0:27
Dazz, Conrad and Rowby Goren's Magical Adventure 05-01-08 0:44
Asterix and the Falling Sky 09-01-08 3:23
The Pernalonga Overture** 18-01-08 3:00
Brian Blessed Leaves Doncaster 19-01-08 0:30
Dr. Wily Plays OutRun Europa 01-02-08 1:30
Lou Albano plays Von Schlemmer Europa 02-02-08 1:31
VIDEO 69 (or How to become an Overlord in 69 steps) 02-02-08 0:30
M. Bison plays Mario Head Europa 03-02-08 1:26
Spacedout Usagi in the Star Light Zone 10-02-08 1:20
SABOTAGE THE GUDIENCE SYSTEM (You Overgrown Circuit) 21-02-08 1:46
Duck on a Moonlight Sonata 26-02-08 0:40
Makoto Kino's Sexy Suspender Striptease 29-02-08 3:00
Kuritegeliks Kuritegu (Criminals in Crime) 03-03-08 1:59
Humphrey Bogart Orders a Curry 10-03-08 0:30
Robotnik Shoots the Moon (Spelunker Edition) 19-03-08 1:27
The Rise and Fall of Planet Freedom 22-03-08 2:00
Ami Mizuno Came in from the Cold 31-03-08 1:30
[Usagi Flying Squadron (Missing)] 11-04-08? 1:00
THE MEANING OF LIFE 16-04-08 0:48
Makoto Kino in Hollywood 21-04-08 2:00
Conservatives are Evil 01-05-08 0:40
The Overuse and Overture of Furnessly**** 20-05-08 8:00
Stranger in the Community 28-05-08 3:00
Door into Summer 31-05-08 3:05
Crimewave Clyde Buys a 32X 04-06-08 1:00
Sonic the Crazy Climber 06-06-08 1:59
Happy Birthday Sonic 22-06-08 2:23
Meet the Taggasm 24-06-08 0:40
Gin and Robotonic 24-06-08 1:00
Down Syndrome Sonic Gets a Taggasm 26-06-08 0:30
Führer K. Rool Supplies Drugs to General Klump 28-06-08 1:45
Aspect Wux 02-07-08 0:41
JOHN BALDRY FOOTBALL 05-07-08 0:20
Misselaineous and Rabbitsnores 09-07-08 1:14
American Waste Management 09-07-08 4:00
Makoto Kino however wants a Taggasm 10-07-08 0:50
[A Youtube Poop by Matt Furniss (Missing)] 10-07-08? 1:10
Koujiro Mikusa Makes Love to Brenda Ross 16-07-08 1:00
Completely Out of Ideas 23-07-08 3:44
SeductiveBaz and TangerineImpz's Secret Date 12-08-08 0:39
Dr. Robotnik Malfunctions the Large Hadron Collider 09-09-08 2:48
Taggasm Morning, Noon and Night 05-10-08 0:33
Matt Furniss vs. Youchewpoop 18-10-08 19:07
Sonic's Hot, Sticky Fluids (European Version) 23-10-08 0:17
The Timeless Adventures of Miscellaneous Rabbit 01-11-08 2:04
Manchester Smith and the Secret of Tiertex 20-11-08 0:50
THIS VIDEO SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE 1 YEAR AGO 25-11-08 1:33
Dopply Single Handedly Saves Sonic's Reputation 09-12-08 0:45
Illegal Man Secret Instruction and Wait Becky 13-12-08 0:31
Aspect Robotnik 2 19-12-08 17:46
アイ　ラブ ソニック・ザ・ヘッジホッグ (HEDGEHOG OF ILLUSION) 20-12-08 0:56
せっぴさしみすし: うんびんかがんすいふ (MISSELAINEOUS OF ILLUSION) 31-12-08 2:30
あやまっての王国 (MISTAKE OF ILLUSION) 03-01-09 1:38
Ryu Hayabasa Drinks Morrisonsade 10-01-09 0:36
Lotus Turbo Challenge 4: The Dell Policy Secret Becky Edition 22-01-09 0:40
Robotnik goes to Halifax 09-04-09 0:30
Arosement of an ISA 15-04-09 0:23
King Koopa Suffers from a Redundancy 09-05-09 0:42
Tasty Testicles 11-05-09 0:19
Makoto Kino Gets a Road Rash 13-05-09 0:50
King Koopa Made a Moving Speech in Parliament 15-05-09 0:39
ざっぽう VS. ざっぽう (Misselaineous vs. Misselaineous) 17-05-09 0:43
35 Seconds of King Koopa 24-05-09 0:36
Mycro Misselaineous 2 - Toadomos Toggleurment (MIGAR DUHRYVE Version) 27-05-09 1:08
Dr. Frank N Stein tries to solve.... THE POKEY PROBLEM! 28-05-09 0:56
[Sonic RAPER (Missing)] 29-05-2009 0:09
Stereotypical Robotnik 02-06-09 2:55
TIERTEX 08-06-09 1:59
Stereotypical Furnessly (The Lost Video of Yawackhary Furnessly) 09-06-09 0:45
Dr. Wily Gets a Gurnsey Ride to Sink Jersey 18-06-09 1:15
Socket the Hedgehog 22-06-09 1:28
Sonic Tries to Be Mr. Vorhias 23-06-09 19:46
Donnie Kong 01-07-09 0:50
Boredom and Rudy Larriva 01-07-09 2:51
Misselaineous Mazzarella (Arrangement of a SSpelunker poop) 01-07-09 2:53
Robotnik and Makoto at the Summer Olympics 04-07-09 2:20
Robotnik and Makoto at the Winter Olympics 06-07-09 1:51
Mount Osmond 08-07-09 0:42
Super Cars 10: The Pokey Playboy Makoto Edition featuring Master Kaku 11-07-09 0:53
Starting All Over Again (2 Year Anniversary) 23-07-09 1:31
A Triangle Scale Tees Off Against the Scout 27-07-09 0:10
Matt stops scaling a Triangle as a Scout wears a Tee-shirt 02-08-09 0:10
The Return of Mr. Needlemouse 10-08-2009 0:56
Furnessly Tries a Limitation 21-08-09 0:24
DaftPunkYoshi And Furnessly Are Transported Into The AoStH Database***** 23-08-09 1:50
The Wrath of Matt Furniss 26-08-09 0:10
A semi-accurate deciption of the Jamaican Bobsled Team in 1988 07-09-09 0:48
John Madden Being John Madden 09-09-09 0:40
Overture de la Overture 10-09-09 0:35
Mr. Needlemouse and Tails Watch a Plumber doing the Lubrication at Midnight 12-09-09 0:51
Preparation for the SM Electric Boogaloo 14-09-09 3:01
El Speedy Daffy de la Overture 16-09-09 0:50
Tails, Sailor Moon and Makoto Erase the Existance of Furnessly and all hedgehogs 20-09-09 1:07
Mike Haaaaguhr In: A Tyrannosaurus is Not a Car But at least Have a Good Shot 21-09-09 1:50
John Madden Tells John Madden About John Madden Football 22-09-09 0:51
Tuxedo Kamen Offers Makoto his Collection of SeductiveCrash mp3s 02-10-09 1:48
Albatross and Leila in Protectors To Let 06-10-2009 1:40
DaffyDeLaSpeeDidée 07-10-2009 0:12
Mike Haguuhr Develops a Sense of a Female Magnet but he isn't sure that he really does have it 11-10-2009 2:07
Lou Albano Looks into the Skies as he Looks at His Commemoratory Past 14-10-2009 1:15
Everyone Loves Shadow Dancer 20-10-2009 0:48
A Perverted Adventure Turned into a Cosmic Airway 27-10-2009 1:23
BONANZA BROS. 27-10-2009 1:56
High Above and Deep Below 30-10-2009 1:27
John Madden and John Madden Promote John Madden Gutter Clearing with the help of John Madden 30-10-2009 0:46
Somewhere over the Rainbow Dropped a Oceanic Storm Across the Macro Field 06-11-2009 0:40
In Memory of Mike Hagguuuuhrrr: 1943-2009 18-11-2009 2:15
You Can Just Keep Hanging On 23-11-2009 0:42
Mario Headroom 08-12-2009 0:12
Football Commentator Retires 10-12-2009 3:55
Little Money Avenue 16-12-2009 4:25
Matt Furniss 10 - Struggles with MycroGolf and travels with a Monochrome Micro Processor 06-02-2010 0:42
Roberto Galcia accidentally deports Sealand while Stryder, Ryan and Richard play the Football Jazz 22-02-2010 2:31
Lost in Lillehammer 28-02-2010 4:21 Final Video

Professor Von Schlemmer

Name Date Time
Professor Von Schlemmer Turns Makoto into Misselaineous 05-12-07 1:00
Professor Von Schlemmer Wux 03-01-08 1:00
Professor Von Schlemmer Takes Over the Sega Corporation 13-01-08 1:00
Professor Von Schlemmer Discovers a Cure to Phil Collinsism 28-01-08 1:00
[The Rare Appearance of Professor Von Schlemmer*] 31-10-07 1:00
Professor Von Schlemmer Stops the Special Olympics 14-03-08 1:00
Bishoujo Senshi Professor Von Schlemmer 15-06-08 1:00
The Adventures of Professor Von Schlemmer 16-06-08 7:00
Professor Von Schlemmer Hires Maurizio De Jorio 28-06-08 1:40
Profesor Von Repella Vueltas Patricia Dentro de Misseláineas** 14-08-08 1:00
  • (There are two versions of this; Version 1 is called Spacedout Usagi in the Star Light Zone, Version 2 which is on Dailymotion is an edited version of a trap video - neither version was meant to be)
    • (Spanish remake of Professor Von Schlemmer Turns Makoto into Misselaineous)

Poop Tennis Matches

  • Furnessly vs. MrDrunkenFox (Looney Tunes sources)
  • Furnessly vs. BMATF
  • Furnessly vs. Misselaineous10
  • RabbitSnore and Misselaineous10 vs. Furnessly and theHappyFungus (Cancelled, Furnessly did his round)
  • Furnessly vs. Markie (Cancelled, Furnessly did his rounds)
  • Furnessly vs. MycroProcessor
  • Furnessly vs. SeductiveBaz (Cancelled, Furnessly did his rounds)
  • Furnessly vs. AmiralMachin
  • Furnessly vs. Misselaineous10 vs. Mazz0Murder (3 Way)
  • Furnessly vs. Guysafari
  • Zygamorph vs. Furnessly
  • Furnessly (as SSpelunker) vs. Vvaluigi
  • Furnessly vs. Quax (All Madden)
  • Furnessly vs. AmiralMachin (rematch) (Cancelled, Furnessly did his rounds)
  • Furnessly vs. Crash2991 (Mega CD sources)
  • Furnessly vs. MycroProcessor (rematch) (Cancelled, Furnessly did his rounds)

Changed Poops

Some poops were originally seperately which in most cases are finished just took longer than usual. However some videos was cancelled due to lack of inspiration or felt too risky on putting on Youtube or other reasons so they get bundled with other poops.

  • Super Mario Bros. Super Show - A trap video uses footage from Sailor Moon due to the similarities of both but stopped due to no desire to remix the live action version. Later released in The Overuse and Overture of Furnessly.
  • The End and Death of Sonic the Hedgehog - This was going to be released in November 07 has the final AoSTH poop but it was never completed instead the remains was released as The Overuse and Overture of Furnessly.
  • The Confused Salesman - Uses footage from The Laughing Salesman on the Mega CD. Later released in The Cancelled Vault with a couple of extra touches.
  • Sonic Plays Himself - A Sonic dub with footage from Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Later released in The Cancelled Vault with a couple of extra touches.
  • Mario Mix Technosphere - Uses the German version of King Mario of Cramalot, but PeskyPlumber beat him to the punch while in production. The complaition version has a partial German remake of Super Mario Super Mash included. Later released in The Cancelled Vault with a couple of extra touches.
  • Markie's Hanna-Barbara Collab (just called Top Cat) - Possibly the only entry to the collab that Markie cancelled so Furnessly decided to include it in Asterix and the Falling Sky.
  • A Nightmare in Yawackhary Street - A full blown anime poop but couldn't work on about on the grounds that at the time he didn't have any sources and the thought of making it will break him down.. The few remains were included in Matt Furniss vs. Youchewpoop.
  • Woody Woodpecker Tenis (no title given) - A spanish tennis round but wasn't uploaded due to Universal would be on his case so he included it in Matt Furniss vs. Youchewpoop. An interesting fact was Dopply Saves Sonic's Reputation was also going to be a tennis round for DaftPunkYoshi but he declined it.

Other

These are usually fad responses unless stated. Mostly rubbish.

Name Date Time
Misadventures of Mario and Luigi* 04-12-06 2:14
Mario and Luigi in PlumberAdventures ** 16-12-06 7:08
Mario Blinks while Unfitting Lotus Music Plays (aka Mario Blinks to Lotus Turbo Challenge) 11-08-07 1:22
OVERTURE (Based on SuperYoshi's FOOTBALL) 17-08-07 2:01
MAKOTO HUMPS USAGI WHILE SORTA FITTING MUSIC PLAYS 23-08-07 4:11
This Video is Better than Back to the Future 09-09-07 0:02
This Video is Better than Superman 10-09-07 0:02
This Video is Better Than Any Anime in the World (renamed A Three Second Clip of a Sonic Sez of the Second Episode) 12-09-07 0:03
Robotnik Speaks in SUPER SLOW MOTION 03-10-07 6:40
www.prevent-it.ca YTP spot (Rudy Larriva) 12-11-07 0:15
Just a little Technical Problem (aka POKEY) 24-03-08 2:55
The REAL reason why Furnessly left the Youchewpoop forums 09-04-08 0:25
The Lost Skype Chat 14-05-07 1:58
Tiertex Production Code #GAEAJ 25-05-08 2:30
  • First ever poop ever made by myself in 2006, very primative even back then but this shows that Furnessly has been around for a long time.
    • Second poop ever made back in 2006, barebones compared to today. An alternative version was made but not released.
  • Special: Poopers Unite part 1 (starts with Overture and finishes with "I'm gonna have a baby").
  • The Cancelled Vault (see Cancelled Poops for more info)
  • Furnessly had done the Trap poop ShadowxSally : For the First Time because it features a few of Furnessly's running gags, however it isn't on his account and the name was made by RabbitSnore. He later edited it and uploaded on Dailymotion as The Rare Appearance of Professor Von Schlemmer.

Reception

(completely unbiased - seriously) Mostly unnoticed for the right reasons since he believes that popularity isn't always the right way, except for the Furnessly vs. MrDrunkenFox poop tennis match which people (such as UncleChuckTH) called it an epic and a fun match. However in his opinion, Furnessly disregards the match as a fluke and considers Fox the self Champion. Also on the BMATF tennis match, a few even considered it more enjoyable then Week 2 of the Tennis League.

Criticism

  • Confessed to being absolutely rubbish.

Achievements/Trophies

  • First person ever to make a poop that is over 10 minutes long that was also the first Dailymotion poop in the Youtube Poop directory that Conrad managed back in 2007.
  • Made the first Youtube poop based game Poop Adventure in a week but is not proud of it.
  • Has the second most Overtures ever recorded in history, only the entire run of The Bugs Bunny Show beat it (1976 overtures between 38 years).

Associate

Influences

Poopers

Other

Fans

Other Information

Trivia

  • MrDrunkenFox was the first person to comment and favourite while some unknown was the 1st subscriber.
  • Not to be confused with Matt Furniss, the famous chiptune musician since Furnessly is tone deaf.
  • Someone once stole parts of Furnessly's poops (right down the Ice Cap loop) and made his own called: Amy Anderson Was THE Most Popular Anime Girl however this has been removed from Youtube.
  • Furnessly no longer has access to his account on Youtube for some reason.

Links

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