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Rakninja

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Name: RAKninja
Real Name: RAK
Sex: Male
Country: USA

First Poop: WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
Preferred Sources: Transformers G1, Beast Wars Neo, Godfrey Ho films, Star Control II, Golden Boy
Preferred Methods: Stuttering, repetition, experimentation
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas Pro 8
YouTube Account: rakninja

RAK's Former User Image

In Brief

Formerly known to use his own ripped sources, primarily uses Transformers. Tennis, however, has made him lazy and he downloads them now. Known to sometimes overreact to some situations. Highly involved in Youtube Poop Tennis. He is old by pooper standards.

Rak'a special forum picture.

History

First discovered Youtube Poop in the summer of '06 with Uctions. Quickly favorited DoctorPoopnik and Stegblob. Got tired of seeing Transformers poops that suck, so started making his own. Became featured in the last week of the Perfect Poop Contest. In the new incarnation of YouChewPoop, was selected to be a Tennis Cafe Employee, where he currently serves. In 2008 RAKninja hosted both the "I Love Youchew Collab" and the Poop Tennis Doubles cup that lasted from Winter 08 to Spring 09. RAKninja is also a participant of the Poop Tennis Season, playing on Team Incredible Lazar Sword. Organized the | I STILL LOVE YOUCHEW collab.

In August 2010, he announced he was leaving both the Tennis Cafe staff and YouChewPoop for good.

First Poop Seen

UCTIONS First poop-like movie seen was Hotel Mario - Nouns Replaced with pylons.

First Poop Made

WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS

Style

Preferred Sources


Preferred Methods

Prefered Tech

  • Vegas

Dislikes

  • Various Sources
  • Text
  • Censor Beeps

Reception

Outside of a slowly growing but dedicated fanbase, and his circle of friends (usually other Tennis Staff or Transformers poopers,) RAK is generally overlooked. Many still consider him "underrated", though he has relinquished the (self proclaimed) title of "King of Underratedness"

Criticism

RAK is known to fly off the handle and throw tantrums about things most other poopers and forumgoers would find trivial. He is also sometimes criticized for being too hard on people.

Achievements

  • First to poop Dark Crystal
  • First to poop Genesis Climber Mospeada, AKA: season three of Robotech.
  • Became featured less than a month after first poop submission.
  • First to poop a lot of things actually, but no one cares.
  • Helped discover and popularize bunny boobies
  • Organized the Winter 2008 Poop Tennis Doubles Cup
  • Founding Cafe Staff, and ILS memebr
  • First to make a Mega Man themed YTPMV
  • Hosted "I Love Youchew" collab
  • Hosted Poop Tennis Doubles Cup
  • BROS
  • Participated in every site sanctioned tennis tournament since he joined Youchew
  • Hosted "I STILL LOVE YOUCHEW" collab

Associates

In Real Life

Online

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This is what he probably looks like in real life.

Influences

See above section.

Fans

Other Information

The Poops of RAKninja

Solo YTPs

Name Date Uploaded Length
WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS 1-28-08 2:07
ABSOLUTE ZERO DEGREE MOLOCULES 1-29-08 2:13
AN ELECTRONIC MESSAGE FOR MEGATRON-TRON 2-1-08 3:43
NOT UNTILL WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE 2-6-08 4:12
ELECTRUM 2-8-08 4:31
SSBB GAMEPLAY VIDEO! 2-17-08 2:06
CYCLONUS REDEEMS HIS WARENTY 2-20-08 1:58
GALVATRON LOOSES HIS GRIP 2-22-08 4:56
THE ROBOSMASHER 2-22-08 1:26
FASTER RAY, GO GO! 3-1-08 1:09
SKEKSIS' REVENGE 3-4-08 1:49
THE RED WIZARD'S LYRICAL BEATDOWN 5-14-08 1:14
MUSHROOM HEADHUNTERS 5-20-08 0:55
THE BRINK OF AN INTERACTIVE AGE 5-23-08 1:12
CURLY IS THE BIG CHEESE 9-04-08 0:49
MEGATRON WILL NOT FALL 9-06-08 1:19
I HEAR ITS SOMBODY'S BIRTHDAY 9-07-08 0:46
ITS A CELEBRATION BITCHES 9-21-08 3:08
GALVATRON STEPS OVER THE LINE 10-10-08 2:50
THE FATIGUE OF KAHN 12-21-08 2:03
NINJA CHALLENGE 1-9-09 1:30
THE NINJAS 1-13-09 1:51
BROS 1-15-09 2:16
WE HAVE REINFORCEMENTS 1-28-09 1:36
HEY, AT LEAST ITS A CAR 2-01-09 0:05
MEGATRON OVERDOSES ON VIAGRA 3-18-09 1:27
KAHNS SPACE SEED 3-26-09 2:00
HOTEL UR-QUAN 5-13-09 0:50
ALEX JONES FLIPS OUT LIVE AND CALLS RON PAUL A TRAITOR 6-5-09 6-08-09 3:19
RON PAUL GOES WILD AND SENDS CIA AFTER ALEX JONES 6-6-09 6-10-09 1:26
MAX KEISER DENOUNCES RON PAUL AND ALEX JONES AS REPTILIACS 6-18-09 6-18-09 0:28
VECTOR SIGMA GETS HACKED 6-23-09 1:28
I'M MEGATRON 7-08-09 0:27
DONKEY KONG COUNTRY 7-13-09 9:46
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE 9-11-09 2:25
NINJA 9-23-09 1:56
GO NINJA VOL:1 THE BEGINING 9-26-09 1:06
THE INNER MIND OF A NINJA IN RESPITE 9-27-09 3:37
US CATMAN IN: DEADLY HEAT 11-23-09 1:57
US CATMAN IN: CHEEVER STRIKES BACK 11-27-09 2:47
US CATMAN IN: CATMAN IN A CHEEVER LAND 12-01-09 0:51
GALVATRON IS OFF HIS ROCKER 12-10-09 1:41
NINJA TITANS 12-16-09 2:35
HE LEARNED ALMOST TOO LATE 12-17-09 1:23
LOSING COMMAND 5-2-10 1:21
SPARK MANDRILL MAKES THE BIG CITY SLIDER BETTER 7-22-10 2:07
SPARK MANDRILL MAKES THE NINJA SQUAD COOL 7-26-10 4:13

YTPMVs

Name Date Uploaded Length
YTPMV - TRANSFORMERS MEGATRONSENMAN 5-25-09 0:56
YTPMV - MEGATRON GETS 110 MILLION WHEELS 6-11-08 1:24
YTPMV - ONE HUNDRED TEN MILLION MEGATRONS 6-12-08 0:58
Megatronは110,000,000にメガ混合する覚えている (MEGA[TRON]MIX) 6-13-08 3:11
GALVATRONMAN 10-29-08 1:44
STARSCREAM MAN 12-1-08 1:19
RUMBLE MAN 1-18-09 1:26
STUNT MAN 8-15-09 2:31

COLLAB ENTRIES

Name Date Uploaded Length Collab
THE RED WIZZARD GETS CAUGHT 3-25-08 0:49 Unknown Poopers Collab
LOOKING FOR THIS? 5-13-08 1:59 Anime Collab
Mission 1: Insert Clever Title Here (0:04-0:21) 5-27-08 0:17 ILS Collab 1
THE MARRIAGE OF A HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE IS FORUMS 11-10-08 1:28 I LOVE YOUCHEW Collab
MISSION 2: Supernova Explosion! Interplanetary Weeaboo Attack! (2:51-3:41) 1-8-09 0:50 ILS Collab 2
Planet of the Poop: PSILOCYBIN MELTS YOUR FACE 2-6-10 1:57 PLANET OF THE APES CARTOON COLLAB
I STILL LOVE YOUCHEW COLLAB (5:04 - 8:00) 4-16-10 2:57 I STILL LOVE YOUCHEW Collab

Tennis

Non-Competitive

Name Date Uploaded Length Opponent
AUTOBOTS EXPLAINED 2-21-08 1:51 Mmichaelson
HMWUGARASMS ARE UNPLEASENT FOR AUTOBOTS 4-04-08 0:53 Mmichaelson
MEGATRON FINDS EVIDENCE OF AUTOBOT HMWUGARASM 4-24-08 1:04 Mmichaelson
ALPHA TRION DOES THE TIME WARP 3-8-08 1:59 MetalAcid5
SOME GLASS BREAKS INTO COLIN MOCHRIE 3-12-08 1:53 MetalAcid5
KION GETS STABBED WHILE KINTARO LEARNS ABOUT COMPUTERS 3-16-08 1:04 TheHappyFungus
MEI NAILS A THOUSAND DOLLARS 3-17-08 1:01 TheHappyFungus
KOBIYASHI AND KINTARO FAIL AT THOUSAND DOLLAR BUKKAKI 3-19-08 0:50 TheHappyFungus
GANT MUNSTER RADY VS. THE NABALIEN CRUISER !!! 4-14-08 0:57 Crash2991
ROBO HATES RAPE 4-18-08 0:59 Crash2991
CAIN LOVES GARLIC JR 4-21-08 1:09 Crash2991
AUTOBOT BUCKETS BROKE MY WING 7-01-08 1:01 BowserQueen
VENERAL BOTS BROKE MY CURE 7-05-08 0:58 BowserQueen
PRIME'S GUARDIAN ROBOTS PART THE CREVICE 7-08-08 1:12 BowserQueen
DENVER GETS SUPERMANNED 7-09-08 1:06 WowComics
DEAN DECIDES, DENVER OBEYS 7-17-08 1:06 WowComics
OBEY STARSCREAM 9-04-08 1:10 Wowcomics
PICCARD TAKES A SHIT 9-12-08 1:04 Zevifa
SHAOLIN DOLEMITE SHITS ON PICCARD 9-16-08 1:12 Zevifa
DOLEMITE AND PICCARD EAT THE VOMIT OF EINSTIEN 9-18-08 1:04 Zevifa
A MINIMAL EFFORT SECOND ROUND 9-28-08 1:01 Insineratehymn
DUBIOUS EFFORT USED IN THIS ROUND 9-29-08 1:01 Insineratehymn
PERHAPS MORE EFFORT THAN WAS REALLY REQUIRED USED IN THIS 10-04-08 0:41 Insineratehymn
DANCATRON TAKES A GAMBLE 10-20-08 0:45 Futures Passed
CAPTAIN CAPACITOR WORKS TO STOP BESTIALITY 10-21-08 0:47 Futures Passed
ENZO'S AFTERNOON HOBBY IS NOW BUNNIE BOOBIES 10-25-08 1:00 Futures Passed
SHOCKWAVE IS A GREAT LEADER 11-13-08 1:04 Pullahoko
THE STOOGES MAKE A GREAT ALPHABET TEACHER FOR THE COLONEL 11-18-08 2:02 Pullahoko
THE COLONEL TALKS ABOUT THE ULTIMATE NINJA LOLI 11-24-08 1:57 Pullahoko
DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TANOOKI TRANSFORMER? 11-20-08 1:17 Retro the Raccoon
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE REGIS 11-24-08 1:13 Retro the Raccoon
THE EPIC OF STAMPY, THE TRANSVESTITE RABBIT 12-05-08 0:58 Retro the Raccoon
EUSTICE HAS THE MANUAL THAT WILL SAVE HER LIFE 12-08-08 1:14 Tha Nuke
BAD DUDES ARE DRAGON NINJA 1-10-09 1:24 HighVoltageChrist
RICHARD HARRISON IS A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO EAT HAMBURGERS WITH PRESIDENT RONNIE 2-03-09 0:47 HighVoltageChrist
GAY RONNIE COLLIDES WITH DRAGON NINJA 2-22-09 0:43 HighVoltageChrist
WHOSE FLATTERY IS IT JASON: COUNTER REVOLUTIONARY K'NUCKLES 3-01-09 1:52 TheHappyFungus
RED WIZARD RONDO: MARA-AL-UTHA'S CATACYLSM 3-28-09 1:42 Emperor Ing
RED WIZARD RONDO: NINJA POWER KILLED LILLY 4-05-09 1:47 Emperor Ing
RED WIZARD RONDO: MATA AL UTHA STRIKES BACK 4-21-09 1:12 Emperor Ing
RED WIZARD RONDO: ADAM FALLS TO THE NINJA EMPIE 5-5-09 3:31 Emperor Ing
THIS VIDEO IS HIGH IN EVIL THOUGHTS 5-10-09 1:00 RobochaoXX
THIS VIDEO WILL BE CLENSED 5-19-09 1:28 RobochaoXX
THIS VIDEO FUELED BY BUBBLE MANS LOVE 5-29-09 1:06 RobochaoXX
THIS VIDEO IS DEFINATLY NOT ROUND 7 6-17-09 0:55 RobochaoXX
DON WEST IS A DIRTY GRINGO PEDOPHILE 5-23-09 0:53 Quax94
PRISON CANNOT CONTAIN THE GRINGO DON WEST 5-31-09 0:54 Quax94
MY SEIZURE SENT ME TO PRISON 6-17-09 0:26 Quax94
PLAY WITH ME AND EARN SILVER FABRIC 6-01-09 1:16 the Tennis Fucks
GAMERA IS TURTLE MEAT 6-28-09 3:06 DaftPunkYoshi
LLLEEEEEAAAAAAAPPPPPP 7-08-09 0:25 Allmightyseancore
DADDY MAC MAKES YA... 7-28-09 0:50 Allmightyseancore
GO AHEAD AND... 6-31-09 0:38 Allmightyseancore
FINNALLY D00DS 8-04-09 0:41 AmiralMachin
JUFFA-WHUP, D00DS 8-07-09 1:17 AmiralMachin
NOW AND FOREVER D00D 8-13-09 1:15 AmiralMachin
THE SQUARE IS OUT SO WE CAN START PRODUCTION ON THE GENERATOR 8-18-09 1:53 NS2
A NINJA GOES TO THE MOVIE THAT THE GENERATOR CONSTRUCTED 9-20-09 2:06 NS2
NS2 IS MY NINJA BRO 10-09-09 6::06 NS2
WHATS YOUR NAME? 8-28-09 1:09 Vvaluigi
I'M NO HESTERICAL COMPUTER 9-02-09 0:59 Vvaluigi
COMPUTER ODER 9-06-09 0:49 Vvaluigi
THEY'LL UNDERSTAND SOON ENOUGH 10-24-09 1:09 Guysafari
THEYLL LOOK FOUR CYBERTRON GUYS 11-04-09 1:13 Guysafari
THOSE GUYS ARE CYBERNETIC LIFE FORMS THE AUTOBOTS STAND FOR. 11-18-09 0:52 Guysafari
I HAVENT USED THESE CLIPS VERY OFTEN 12-18-09 1:50 Quax94
ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE IVE DONE ANYTHING 5-20-10 2:44 Quax94

Competitive

Name Date Uploaded Length Event Opponent(s) Partner (if any)
EN GUARD, GALLERS 5-31-08 0:41 Tennis Cup Gallers
NOUS ALLONS AVOIR L'AMUSEMENT AVEC CETTE CHOSE 6-3-08 0:47 Tennis Cup Gallers
THE OTHER --------- THING (ROUND 2) 6-17-08 1:11 Tennis Cup Ophios
THIS BAD----- THING (SOUND FO) 6-20-08 1:03 Tennis Cup Ophios
THAT DIFFERENT -------------- WIND (SEX) 6-21-08 0:40 Tennis Cup Ophios
CAPTAIN KAWAII'S SENTRY WATCHES GUYS IN NATURE WITH FRANCIS 12-16-08 2:20 Doubles Cup WowComics & McMaNGOS MoogleBoss
GUYS IN PANTS IN FRANCE LOVE TO DANCE 12-21-08 1:13 Doubles Cup WowComics & McMaNGOS MoogleBoss
PALLIUM NAZI ARGENTUM 1-20-09 0:40 Doubles Cup Aesaun & AjaxCubed MoogleBoss
Perverse Anime Doctor Loves Immortal 2-04-09 1:24 Doubles Cup Aesaun & AjaxCubed MoogleBoss
QUIET STARSCREAM, MY TOWER IS RISING 6-23-09 0:56 Windows Movie Maker Master Allmightyseancore
THE INHUMANOID TOWER CRUSHES FAWKING MAXIMILLION 6-25-09 0:41 Windows Movie Maker Master Allmightyseancore
DRUGS CANNOT SMOOTH OVER FILMATIONS LAWSUIT 6-26-09 0:48 Windows Movie Maker Master Allmightyseancore
IRATE GAMER STEPS INTO MY BELLY BUTTON 7-14-09 1:21 Windows Movie Maker Master Strong414bad
MY HONEY BUN IS IN MY BELLY 7-18-09 1:04 Windows Movie Maker Master Strong414bad
PIE DANCERS GIVE ME A BELLY LAUGH 7-25-09 2:10 Windows Movie Maker Master Strong414bad
DINGBOT THIS BOOZE IS SMASHED [SEASON] 7-20-09 0:50 Poop Tennis Season KlausTheWizard
I AM SMASHBOT THE UNSMASHABLE DINGBOT, I DEMAND YOUR QUALITY MOTELS [SEASON] 7-23-09 0:47 Poop Tennis Season KlausTheWizard
Ken'iaguySnyder-man's Incredible Laser Korean Pachinko Clone Official Leaked Release 8-20-09 2:06 Poop Tennis Season JazzDanceForChildren & TangerineImpz Crash2991
ARRIVING FROM THEN HARLEM LAZER PISSCHIN CO. WITH REV. SIMPLES THOUSAND DOLLARS 8-24-09 3:00 Poop Tennis Season JazzDanceForChildren & TangerineImpz Crash2991
[SEASON] CRAZY BRUCE NOW AND FOREVER 10-10-09 1:05 Poop Tennis Season Shroomhead1
COBRARBOC 10-30-09 1:56 Poop Tennis Season Shroomhead1
A BLACK HOLE IS FULL OF NINJAS 10-14-09 1:00 Poop Tennis Season Piodx
A NINJA MUST TREAT HIS DICK LIKE A DUCK 10-17-09 1:11 Poop Tennis Season Piodx
KNIFE FIGHTING CLINJA MONKEYS PROTECT BROKEN DUCKS 10-21-09 0:56 Poop Tennis Season Piodx
RENEGADE 11-27-09 2:27 Grey Tennis Tournament Metroid998
EL DEMON 11-29-09 1:59 Grey Tennis Tournament Metroid998
GARISH CONDOM 12-01-09 1:26 Grey Tennis Tournament Metroid998
HIS BRAIN IS GONE 6-01-10 2:15 Three Way Tournament Gamebop & Magmalord
THE KILLERS ARE OVER THERE 6-08-10 0:55 Three Way Tournament Gamebop & Magmalord
YES, I INDEED WENT THERE 6-15-10 1:09 Three Way Tournament Gamebop & Magmalord
ACTION, NINJA ON ASSASSIN HOT 7-20-10 1:43 Three Way Tournament Funacceptable & SergeantBacon
NO NINSASSASSIN IS TAKING MY PROPERTY 7-30-10 1:41 Three Way Tournament Funacceptable & SergeantBacon

Trivia

  • Is 1/3 of a Rap Group, PsychoSmokaz
  • Is a proven Juggalo.
  • Has a habit of making roster threads.
  • One of his previous Youtube channel-look is cleverly (Or not so cleverly for those who don't get it.) refrencing Twiztid's most recent popular song from their W.I.C.K.E.D. (Wish I Could Kill Every Day) album called "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha."
  • It also contains the lyric from that same song which is "I'm Laughing Like A Lunatic" and had the Joker as the background.
  • He once proclaimed that pongpong13 was a legend and that he will never die.
  • HE'S LAUGHING LIKE A LUNATIC, HE'S LAUGHING LIKE A LUNATIC! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
  • He is NOT a Ford Cafe Employee
  • Conversely, he IS rumored to be the true Ninja Dragon
  • Out of all the poopers, Rakninja is (at 29 years old) second only to Conrad Slater.

Famous Quotes

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"Walf Fucking Dizny. he came to steal your dollars."

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"...Tennis Fucks"

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"Guys in nature"

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"Even cops get horny"

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"What's the matter, never seen a clown before?"

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"You love it, huh?"

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"That fuckblaster better shut his dickflaps"

Links

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