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A really old picture of MetalAcid5
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MetalAcid once said that this will be him, in the year 2017

In brief[edit]

MetalAcid5 was just a lad when it came to sprite comics and classic hard rock. But until April 23rd, 2006, he found a site called YouTube. He joined the video site as...well...MetalAcid5. He made AMVs and fandubs.The name came from his obsession with acid (Could be the drug) and he liked metal there you go. And five is his favorite number.

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A comic he made, celebrating 200 issues.


First poop seen[edit]

Robotnik on the Toilet

First poop made[edit]

Oh boy! My boy!



Tennis Matches[edit]









Total Poops[edit]



MetalAcid5 was having trouble with his poops. He was even taking marijuana both abusivly and ridiculsly. After being out of an underground rehab center, he has gone bad to worse. On his 100th video, he has announced that he is retired of making poops. He has been making poops for almost a year and people are unaware of his future.

His thoughts are "I usually blame myself, but for this, I'll blame it on...uh...grease...the movie. FUCK YOU GREASE!"

Despite being retired, he has snuck a few poops under his original channel and his other channel.


Preferred Sources[edit]

  • Gwar (Interviews, Music Videos, Live shows, ect.)
  • Metallica (See above)
  • Black Label Society (Again, see above)
  • Dethklok
  • Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Preferred Methods[edit]

  • Death
  • Ear Rape
  • Stutter Loop



  • Lucky Star
  • Rap Not anymore
  • Emo/Mainstream/Popular/Nu Rock/Metal
  • Girls that don't like him
  • AVGN Hippie/Fan
  • People not looking into underrated music/films



Grounder tugs the rope for five minutes: What more could I say?


Mario is a Volcano: MetalAcid's most viewed and discussed poop he made.

This Video Sucks So Much I Slit My Wrists To Linkin Park: So far, made two awards for Most Veiwed and Most Linked. This is his first video to recive any honors.

Possibly the first to poop Metalcolypse, CSI and Gwar.


In Real Life[edit]


Calculate900 (In his "Poopers Unite!" collaboration)



Other Information[edit]


  • Plays rhythmguitar in his band, Death At The Alter (Currently looking for lead guitarist, drummer and a bassist) Not anymore. Now planning on a progressive medolic punk black thrash metal GWAR-ish solo project, playing almost every guitar and bass track while programming drums on various software.
  • Lives in Valhalla
  • Drinks Coca-Cola like a drunk
  • Samething with Mountain Dew
  • Owns a Fender Stratocaster, BC Rich Mockingbird, acoustic guitar and an Ibenez GAX bass.
  • Currently HAVES long hair (Yes! Yes!)
  • Born on April 1st, 1991 (a.k.a., April Fools Day, 1991!)
  • Usally wears a blue baseball cap when someone's taking a picture of him
  • Supports the ClockCrew.
  • Has had a somewhat short relationship with Haruhi. He broke up with her after a foursome gone wrong involving a duct tape and a dildo.
  • He now spends his time reviewing video games (like some other people).
    • There's even it's own wiki, like everything else does.
  • Suffers being a pawn to computer viruses. As of now, he hasn't used his computer in months, using the Wiinternet and using his dad's computer as of today.


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