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I.M. Meen (Video Game)
Description
Originally a PC/DOS game for kids "ages 9 and up." Today, it is known as somewhat of a new source to the world of YouTube Poop.
Despite being a librarian, I.M. Meen hates anyone with a liking for literature and academics, of whom he likens to "Goody Goodies". He totes around a forbidden book of magic that isn't to be read. When the kids open up this book, they're sucked inside instead, and enter Meen's evil labyrinth. The children are then locked into a dark cell, taunted ceaselessly by Meen himself, and mauled by his pets. The children must escape with the assistance of Meen's sexually-abused cohort Gnorris, Writewell's Book of Better Grammar, and a variety of strange magical scrolls and weapons.
Media Infomation
Video Game
Characters
With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops
Quotes
- "Oh Look, what clever children! See them study, watch them learn. How I HATE Those Goody Goodies! How they make my stomach turn."
- "I've got a little secret that'll really make them cry. It's a nasty kind of magic. From A Special kind of guy."
- "This book is made to order-rugh, but it isn't to be read. When they open Up THIS BOOK, They're SUCKED INSIDE instead to the most unpleasant place they've ever seen. The magic labyrinth of ♫I.M. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!!♫"
- "Very scary and confusing. Destination of MAI CHUSEENG!! The magic labyrinth of I.M. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!♫ (Evil Laughter)"
- "What's the matter, smartie? Lost Your WAY?! My guardians will be happy to escort you, to a cozy cell! (Evil Laughs)"
- "Why hello, little bookworm. I do hope you're enjoying your whirlwind tour of my labyrinth HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?"
- "Today's lesson is about the dangers of being too smart for your own good. I hope you're paying attention, Bookworm!!"
- "Lost? Frightened?! Confuuused?!?! GOOD!!!!! (Evil Laughter)"
- "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, There's a Bookworm in the hall. BUT not for LOOO-OOOOOOOOONG!!! (Evil Laughs)"
- "Here's a rhyme for you. Ahem! I knew a little bookworm who tried to get away, until the friendly guardians persuaded him to stay. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
- "Still loose, little bookworm? Don't get used to it! My pets are closing in! (Evil Laughs)"
- "Well, well, I'm suprised you don't give up, Bookworm! You're beginning to look run down. Why not take a little nap?"
- "GGRRRRRRRH, You are beginning to annoy me, you miserable little goody goody."
- "You're tougher than you look, twerp! But I've still got some nasty tricks up my sleeve."
- "You won't get far, you studious little BRAT! My pets will see to that. (Evil Laughs)"
- "You can't win, Bookworm! I... am the most powerful magician in the world!!! And you're just a smartie."
- "Better luck next time, Bookworm! Of course there probably won't BE A next time!!! Ha! Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha!"
- ";_; Wretched Child! You've Ruined MY BEAUTIFUL LABYRINTH!!! Now you're going to PAY!!!!!!!!!!"
- "GGRRRRRRRH, You are beginning to annoy me, you miserable little goody goody."
- "Back into your cell, Bookworm! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll escape again... in a hundred YEARS!!!!! (Evil & Mischevious Laughter)"
- "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You may have outsmarted me this time, Bookworm, but I'll be back! I.M. Meen never quits! You'll Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....!"
- "Wretched Child! You've Ruined My BEAUTIFUL Penis!!! Now You're GAY!!!!!!!!"
- "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You may have outsmarted me this time, MexicanSunflower, but (deepens voice) I'll be back!!!"
- "...From a sexual kind of guy."
- "My name is..."
- "When children read THIS BOOK, they'll see it as the most unpleasent book they've ever read!!!
- "It's a nasty kind of book!"
- "This book isn't to be read."
- "It's the most unpleasent book ever seen!"
- "This book is made to be red. But it isn't red!"
- "Toupeé!!"
- "Touché!!"
- "Back into your cell, Billie Jean!"
- "My guardians will be happy to escort you... to Hell!!! (Laughs Evilly)"
- "♫I.M. War, I.M. Pain, I.M. All You've Ever Slain, I.M. Tears In Your Eyes, I.M. Bliss, I.M. Lies.♫"
- "♫I.M. Pure, I.M. True, I.M. All Over You, I.M. Love, I.M. Smile, I.M. The Earth Defiled, I.M. The Cosmic Storm, I.M. The Tiny Worms, I.M. Fear In The Night, I.M. Bringer Of Light.♫"
- "Is a child learns very smart? Please read? Hate! It's in my stomach."
- "I hide what really is not great. The magic can be."
Usage
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First Used In A Poop By
- bahbugandhum
Often Used By
Sometimes Used By
- The Prime Minister of Ireland
- Buttercup's Lover
- Zombie Jesus
- Imaperson
- Ophios
- MRINSTRUCTIONBOOK
- RideTheCatfish
- Radock
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Disliked By
- Deepercutt
- Robd0gg
- Everyone else who considers this source AIDS.
- Jay Leno
- Children
- Stephen King
Likes
- His book
- Trapping those damned 'Goody Goodies' in his book
- Being evil
- Torturing Gnorris
- Sears Roebuck and Co.
Dislikes
- Goody Goodies
- Smarties
- You
- Bookworms
- Smartasses
- Children
- Candy
- Gay Luigi (For calling him a cum dispencer.)
- The Jonas Brothers (After all, they are mostly children.)
Further Information/Trivia
- It is rumored that Meen is madly in love with his book. Also, it is rumored that YTPsource is madly in love with Meen. What a conflict.
- Meen's full name is Ignatius Mortimer Meen. Honestly, it's no wonder why people want to call him I.M. Meen, including I.M. Meen himself.
- He was once caught whacking off "upstairs". He was really angry.
- He once decided to change his wardrobe from a purple colored evil guy suit to a brown colored evil guy suit.
- He favorite metal song to sing to is "Puritania" by Dimmu Borgir.
- Sometimes laughs like an obnoxious little dick.
- Is a bibliophile, but not in the traditional sense.
- In his frequent fits of blind rage, Meen has been known to subject Gnorris to a variety of gruesome sexual punishments.
- However, he cries if Gay Luigi calls him a creepy cum dispenser.
- Is rumored to be a distant cousin of I. Fleecem