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Furnessly
Name: Furnessly
Real Name: Unknown
Sex: Male
Country: United Kingdom
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas
In brief
Furnessly is an YouTube Pooper (as well as other things), he has done Youtube Poops dating back December however it took him nine months to upload them. He did briefly retire to the genre but came back briefly then left then came back to settle with MycroProcessor and finally left. However he might do a few tennis matches before truely leaving.
History
| eCc1N9FJyPs|250}} Furnessly's first Youtube Poop. |
He first discovered YouTube poop back in 2006 when he was searching for Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (because he was a fan of the show) and found either RetroJape or SuperYoshi's poops. Unlike many, he was surprised and enjoyed the poops but moaned about the poor video quality until 1upclock uploaded his Super Mario World poop which the source came from POP, a television station in the UK (it was Coxy's rips that Furnessly discovered). Then he watched some of dvariano's and NintendoMax (who he did fan art and fan fics) videos and stopped watching poops for a while. He did two (fake) episodes of Mario cartoons on December to try out his new computer (ironically it uses the Recycled Koopa scene in POP quality, before The Electric Cheese remastered it and before he watched the original, it was also the first ever poop to use a certain show that he disliked) but he did this for his personal use not to submit on Youtube or anything.
That is until The Electric Cheese, Stegblob and Fox were making mashed up videos so he decided to make them first by Movie Maker and then to a much better program from experience back at December. His original thoughts were to make a mashed up video that doesn't use the usual suspects (unless needed) and to be enjoyed by people other than himself as well as using rare or unique sources (e.g. the Bugs Bunny Show). Later on he decided to stick to his sources which at the time was sort of rare (only Stegblob used high quality before him) to see in high quality but with lots of people suddenly having high quality sources, he might look at unused and untampered sources that he has (all DVD, he has tapes but mostly have AoSTH recordings). Furnessly states that he has never done this for popularity as he believes it isn't what YouTube poop is about.
Long history is very long.
First poop seen
Furnessly has forgotten but it was either RetroJape's or SuperYoshi's
First poop made
Misadventures of Mario and Luigi
First poop shown to public
Style
Preferred Sources
- Looney Tunes (including The Bugs Bunny Show)
- Captain N: The Game Master
- Super Mario Bros. Super Show
- Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
- Sonic SatAM
- Anything that takes a fancy
- See Below
Games that Furnessly pooped
- Asterix and the Great Rescue (both versions)
- Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt
- Bonanza Bros.
- Crazy Taxi
- Daytona USA (prerelease)
- Daffy Duck in Hollywood
- Decap Attack
- Desert Strike
- DK: King of Swing
- Dynamite Dux
- Earthworm Jim
- Eternal Champions
- George Foreman's KO Boxing/Heavy weight Champ
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
- Knuckles Chaotix
- Land of Illusion
- Lotus Turbo Challenge
- Lucky Dime Caper
- Mickey Mania
- Micro Machines 2 - Turbo Tournament
- Ninja Gaiden (Master System)
- Poop Adventure (huh?)
- Revenge of Shinobi
- Ridge Racer
- Road Rash II
- SegaSonic the Hedgehog
- Sonic 3D
- Sonic Blast
- Sonic Spinball
- Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (both versions)
- Sonic Triple Trouble
- Sonic 3 & Knuckles
- Sonic's Gameworld
- Sparkster
- Streets of Rage 3 (actually Bare Knuckle 3, the better one?)
- Tails and the Music Maker
- The Chaos Engine
- Virtua Racing Deluxe
Preferred Methods
- Voice of Poop
- Reversing
- Sentence Mixing
- Recycling
- Juxaposition
- Visual Distortion
- Ear Rape (disliked it at first but now likes using it in small doses)
- Audio Distortion
Dislikes
- Sailor Moon (uses it, regrets it, dislikes to the point of hate)
Running Gags
Many of these running gags are during the early days of poop, but listed for historic purposes.
- Overture
- Greenback Koopa
- Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner playing "On with the show, this is it" - This to make sure the video doesn't get cut off.
- Rudy Larriva explosion and fall
- TAGGASM
Lately Furnessly has been trying to stop or at least not as regularly show these running gags.
Videology
This is a list of videos from 2007 to 2009.
- Remix of Makoto Kino vs. the Robo-Ninjas
- Uploaded by Conrad Slater as A Youtube Poop by Furnessly
- Still appears on Youtube as a response to Robotnik's Sexy Suspender Striptease for some reason with a link despite missing.
- AKA The End and Death of Sonic the Hedgehog AKA Dopply's Collab AKA Two Cancels and a packet of unreleased AKA Carp de la Furnessly AKA Misselaineous is ANNOYED with RabbitSnore and Furnessly AKA I GIVE UP ON ORIGINALITY.
- Still appears on Youtube as a response to Robotnik's Sexy Suspender Striptease for some reason with a link despite missing.
There is a truely missing poop in the form of JazzDanceforChildren's video show collab, 20 minutes of about 7 poopers work was made however problems with recording meant that only people from Philidelphia saw the video unless the pooper was lucky to upload their work. Luckily the only recorded clip has about 22 seconds of the poop along with two other people: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRv7qcIh9KQ Will the entire video see light of day or all the masters got destroyed so this is the only section? Only time can tell.
- The Return of Greenback Koopa Director's Cut
- Overtures to Disaster (51st and a half special that has every poop prior this in someway)
- Just a little Technical Problem
- The REAL reason why Furnessly left the Youchewpoop forums
- The Lost Skype Chat
- Koujiro Mikusa Makes Love to Brenda Ross
- Rudy Larriva Super Genius (Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show version)
- Rudy Larriva on the Run (Dailymotion only)
- Amiga/Ami Mizuno Poop: Makoto Kino vs. the Robo-Ninjas
- Makoto Kino Farting Out All Over (the previous 3 poops with extra footage, based on Bugs Bunny Busting Out All Over)
- Fad: (Unfitting Music) Super Sonic Racing (forgot name) - From Sonic R
- Spacedout Usagi in the Star Light Zone (originally The Rare Appearance of Professor Von Schlemmer, the title is based on Furnessly's first favourite (Mario and Koopone in the Danger Zone) and least favourite (Spaced-Out Usagi) poops.)
Professor Von Schlemmer
| Name | Date Uploaded | Length |
|---|---|---|
| Professor Von Schlemmer Turns Makoto into Misselaineous | 05-12-07 | 1:00 |
| Professor Von Schlemmer Wux | 03-01-08 | 1:00 |
| Professor Von Schlemmer Takes Over the Sega Corporation | 13-01-08 | 1:00 |
| Professor Von Schlemmer Discovers a Cure to Phil Collinsism | 28-01-08 | 1:00 |
| [The Rare Appearance of Professor Von Schlemmer*] | 31-10-07 | 1:00 |
| Professor Von Schlemmer Stops the Special Olympics | 14-03-08 | 1:00 |
| Bishoujo Senshi Professor Von Schlemmer | 15-06-08 | 1:00 |
| The Adventures of Professor Von Schlemmer | 16-06-08 | 7:00 |
| Professor Von Schlemmer Hires Maurizio De Jorio | 28-06-08 | 1:40 |
| Profesor Von Repella Vueltas Patricia Dentro de Misseláineas** | 14-08-08 | 1:00 |
- (There are two versions of this; Version 1 is called Spacedout Usagi in the Star Light Zone, Version 2 which is on Dailymotion is an edited version of a trap video - neither version was meant to be)
- (Spanish remake of Professor Von Schlemmer Turns Makoto into Misselaineous)
Poop Tenis
Yes, spelt the Spanish way. Roster profile
- Furnessly vs. MrDrunkenFox [1] Rudy Larriva Super Genius, Rudy Larriva: Bing Crosby's Horse, Duck Twacy Finds Bing Crosby's Horse, Duck Twacy and the Ethnicly Offense Knock Knock Joke, Duck Twacy Kills Super Rabbit, Duck Twacy and the Return of Fatso Garrett. (Looney Tunes Only)
- Furnessly vs. BMATF [2] Dr. Wily Plays OutRun Europa, Von Schlemmer Plays Dr Wily Europa, Lou Albano plays Von Schlemmer Europa, Mario Head plays Lou Albano Europa, M. Bison plays Mario Head Europa, Europa plays M. Bison's Mario Head.
- Furnessly vs. Misselaineous10 [3] Spacedout Usagi in the Star Light Zone, Scrooge Faints at Sea, Sparkster Flys Across the Sky (Furnessly became Dr. Wily during this round), Mario Plays Beethoven, Awesome Possum Kicks Spacedout Usagi's Arse, Sweet Dreams Furnessly.
- Doble Tenis (espanol)RabbitSnore and Misselaineous10 vs. Furnessly and Strongbad414 (the first time Furnessly has not served and most likely not his last) Shadow Takes a Shit - This was cancelled due to strong's absence, theHappyfungus took over and it was still cancelled.
- Furnessly vs. Markie - Meet the Taggasm, Taggasm, meet loaf, Down Syndrome Sonic gets a Taggasm, While the rest of us don't, Makoto Kino however wants one
- Furnessly vs. MycroProcessor - Manchester Smith and the Secret of Tiertex, - , Illegal Man Secret Instruction and Wait Becky, -, Lotus Turbo Challenge
- Furnessly vs. SeductiveBaz - Robotnik Goes to Halifax, Sexy - Tax - , Arosement of an ISA, Bum Souffle, Tasty Testicles
- Furnessly vs. AmiralMachin - King Koopa Suffers from a Redundancy, King Koopa Says Something to You, King Koopa Made a Moving Speech in Parliament, The Overuse and Overture of King Koopa (heehee), 35 Seconds of King Koopa
- Furnessly vs. Misselaineous10 vs. Mazz0Murder - Makoto Kino Gets a Road Rash, MOVE FASTER POKEY!, Mazz, Dr. Frank N Stein tries to solve.... THE POKEY PROBLEM!
Cancelled Poops
These mashed up videos were cancelled due to lack of inspiration or other reasons.
- Robotnik and Makoto Kino at the Olympic Games - Was going to be a collap poop but found the idea too Tiertexy. Nothing was made, not even the fake title screen. It was going to use footage mainly from Robolympics, Videolympics and a Makoto Kino based episode.
- Super Mario Bros. Super Show - A trap video uses footage from Darn Anime due to the similarities of both.
- The End and Death of Sonic the Hedgehog - This was going to be released in November has the final AoSTH poop but it was never completed.
- The Confused Salesman - Uses footage from The Laughing Salesman on the Mega CD. Was 70% complete but quitely cancelled.
- Sonic Plays Himself - A Sonic dub with footage from Sonic the Hedgehog 2. 5% complete.
- Mario Mix Technosphere - Uses the German version of King Mario of Cramalot, but PeskeyPlumber beat him to the punch while in production. (20%) The complaition version has a partial German remake of Super Mario Super Mash included.
The last three videos were later released in The Cancelled Vault with a couple of extra touches.
Other
These are quickies, beta videos, fad poops or anything that isn't the above, usually due to boredom.
- Misadventures of Mario and Luigi - December proto-poop
- PlumberAdventures - see above
- Beta: Every Sonic Needs a Makoto (Based off the song Everybody Needs Somebody)
- Special: Poopers Unite part 1 (starts with Overture and finishes with "I'm gonna have a baby").
- Special: Dopply Poop Special
- Special: Markie's Cancelled Hanna-Barbera Collab (Top Cat) - Footage was later used in Asterix and the Falling Sky.
- Fad: (Unfitting Music) Mario Blinks While Unfitting Music Plays - From Lotus Turbo Challenge
- Fad: (Unfitting Music) Super Sonic Racing (forgot name) - From Sonic R
- Fad: (Godfather) This Video is Better Than Back to the Future
- Fad: (Godfather) This Video is Better Than Any Anime in the World (Strangely most commented, maybe due to the name)
- Fad: (Godfather) This Video is Better Than Superman
- Fad: (Extreme Slowmotion) Robotnik Speaks in SUPER SLOW MOTION
- Fad: (Prevent It) www.preventit.ca YTP Spot (Rudy Larriva) - Made in 2 minutes, literally.
- Fad: (Colour Bars) Just a Little Techinical problem - A line from Dr. Robotnik, could be considered as a indirect sequel to Koopone Declares War on Tiertex.
- Duck Twacy Finds Bing Crosby's Horse
- Duck Twacy Kills Super Rabbit
- Overture - Apparently based on SuperYoshi's Football, this is the catchphase used in most Furnessly's poops.
- The Cancelled Vault (see Cancelled Poops for more info)
- Tennis (BMATF): Lou Albano Plays Von Schlemmer Europa
- Tennis (BMATF): M. Bison Plays Mario Head Europa
- Makoto Kino's Sexy Suspender Striptease - A complete parody of a typical Stegblob poop with some of his running gags (but slightly different with the source material). STOP WATCHING THIS, please?
- It is rumoured that he had done the Trap poop ShadowxSally : For the First Time because it features a few of Furnessly's running gags, however it isn't on his account and the name was made by RabbitSnore. He later edited it and uploaded on Dailymotion as The Rare Appearance of Professor Von Schlemmer.
Reception
(completely unbiased - seriously) Mostly unnoticed for the right reasons since he believes that popularity isn't always the right way, except for the Furnessly vs. MrDrunkenFox poop tennis match which people (such as UncleChuckTH) called it an epic and a fun match. However in his opinion, Furnessly disregards the match as a fluke and considers Fox the self Champion. Also on the BMATF tennis match, a few even considered it more enjoyable then Week 2 of the Tennis League.
Criticism
See Conrad Slater's criticism except for the fact that Furnessly is not a Southerner or being controlled.
Achievements
Even though he doesn't have many achievements, not even first to use Road Runner but:
- First person ever to make a poop that is over 10 minutes long without breaks (technically it is three poops with a few extras) which is also the first Dailymotion poop in the directory.
- Made the first Youtube poop based game Poop Adventure in a week beating the other meta poop games.
- Has the second most Overtures ever recorded in history, only the entire run of The Bugs Bunny Show beat it (1976 overtures between 38 years).
Associates
Poopers
Others
- RandomTalkingBush
- Eddo
- Dazz
Online
See associates plus:
- The rest of the Tennis Cafe Staff (RAKninja, MycroProcessor, strong414bad)
- RabbitSnore
- MrDrunkenFox
Influences
Poopers
Stegblob (past work....)
The Electric Cheese (past work....)
MrDrunkenFox (aka CaptainFleaSam)
SuperYoshi (pretty much everyone would put him here)
Other
Rowby Goren (a strange fact)
Gene Deitch
The Sega Mega CD BIOS (even stranger fact)
Fans
- RabbitSnore
- Crash2991
- Dopply
- DaftPunkYoshi
- AmiralMachin
Other Information
Furnessly is more well known as Yawackhary on the internets. Was even known as Spelunker at one point but is definately not SSpelunker despite the similarities spotted by Crash2991. An offical statement shows that SSpelunker was making videos at the same time as Furnessly, has a different contact, knows of Sashimisushi which Furnessly doesn't and more busier. He has also done the Mario Mistake Series pointing out animation, audio and colouring flaws of the Mario cartoons.
Restorations
Furnessly has also done episode restorations rather like the legendary Jerry Beck (search him on Google), however they aren't known despite the online demand. These are the episodes that he has restored:
- Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 Kootie Pie Rocks (Restored both music tracks and the ending, both missing from the DVD release)
- Captain N: The Game Master The Most Dangerous Game Master (His first restoration for personal use, restores Thriller)
- Super Mario Bros. Super Show The Unzappables (Just the Beat It scene, used during the Mario and Koopone era.)
He is working on Princess Toadstool for President and possibly nearly all of Season 1 of Captain N (except Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain that Furnessly can't find the music tracks for).
Trivia
- Furnessly strongly dislikes Darn Anime but he forgot most of the reasons (mostly Sonic and Darn Anime are somehow related even to the same sound engine used in their games that only three games used), however he knows that there are fans of the show and doesn't hold any grudges against them.
- Despite making the Darn Anime poop, Furnessly is a male.
- MrDrunkenFox was the first person to comment and favorite while some unknown was the 1st subscriber.
- His favourite show is Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, however he doesn't use much of it due to that he think it might become the next AIDS victim and that worries him. Every other thing in his poops are liked or hated or got bored (Road Runner).
- Owns both the Adventures of the Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic SatAM DVD box sets as well as all available Mario and Donkey Kong Country Region 2 DVDs.
- Only person to know the real identity of Tails.
- Doesn't like anything that's Japanese or Wapanese.
- Is NOT Matt Furniss, the famous chiptune musician since Furnessly is rubbish at music.
- Became Dr. Wily on 12 February 2008 and is currently insane.
- Yaps way too much.
Links
- Youtube Account
- Dailymotion Account (also includes resources to boot)
