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Money
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Money is what everyone loves other than Magic Drugs and Uctions. Lickboot, Wario, Scrooge McDuck, and Kaiba are especially fond of money.
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Types of Money
People Who Love Money
- Lickboot (He's got to have moneyyy.)
- Seto Kaiba (To screw the rules with.)
- Morshu (As long as you have enough rupees.)
- Scrooge McDuck
- Mr. Krabs
- King Koopa
- Iggy Koopa
- Kaz Hirai (The Playstation 3 will retail for 599 U.S. dollars.)
- Phoenix Wright
- Lex Luthor
- Wario
- Anime Luigi
- Fortran (Push START to RICH)
- All those fuckers from Total Drama Island.
- Daffy Duck
- Balrog (The only reason why he joined Shadaloo in the first place.)
- Genjuro Kibagami
- Earthquake (From the Samurai Shodown/Spirits series.)
- Yoshi (To buy more food with.)
- Disney
- Joel Schumacher
- Nintendo (Pokemon... enough said.)
- SEGA (They even tried lies and propaganda to make more.)
- SNK (Their Neo Geo consoles were like over $500 and their video games for that console was like over $100-$200.)
- Capcom (Megaman and Street Fighter... enough said.)
- You
- Me
- Jesus Christ
- BALLIN'
- Everyone, other than communists.
- Men In Black
- Jafar (To pay for sex and legal fees.)
- Republicans (Who want to cut taxes like crazy.)
- Democrats (Who want to raise taxes like crazy.)
- Colgate
- Viacom
- WMG (Warner Music Group, who doesn't want its songs to be used on YouTube videos. How fucking greedy...)
- Burns
- Vicky
- Trixie Tang
- Remy Buxaplenty
- Burger King
- McDonald's
- The Irate Gamer (Why else would he make a DVD of his shit.)
- The Angry Video Game Nerd (Why else would he make TWO DVDs of his shit.)
- KISS
- Youtube
