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BigMarioandTailsfan

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NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
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The account(s) BigMarioandTailsfan has/have been suspended from YouTube for crimes against copyright. YouTube Poop salutes you!
NiceBoomer2.jpg This pooper started during late 2006 - early 2007, when YouTube Poop experienced a boom in popularity.
User.jpg  This article is about some super cool awesome veteran guy named BMATF, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.

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Name: BigMarioandTailsfan/BMATF
Real Name: Steven
Sex: Male
Country: USA

First Poop: I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID MY STUFF
Preferred Sources: AOSTH, Anime, There She Is!, Happy Tree Friends, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Dr. Tran, Powerpuff Girls, Super Mario Bros Super Show
Preferred Methods: Ear rape, stuttering, speed up, slow down, You Cut
Preferred Software: Adobe Premiere Elements 3.0, Sony Vegas Pro 9
YouTube Account: BMATF

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History

BigMarioandTailsfan, also known as BMATF, bematef, or Be Matt Fernard, is a sort of known Youtube Pooper who started his escapades on June 28th, 2007. The following is a mixed up sort of history of what he's accomplished. Feel free to skim the pride writing, because sometimes, he is so full of himself, he just can't stop. Anyways, enjoy this big story of who cares.

Ah, the feeling when you can write down the history of something you've done. Important? Maybe not, but nothing stops you from writing it down anyways.

What's my history? This loon obviously has some back story to him, right? Of course he does. Being a pooper for about two years, a history was built by events and life experience. Okay, mostly events, but you get the point.

I've built up hundreds of subscribers and pretty much over 250 videos, more than half of which have been destroyed due to banning from whoever the hell Viacom somebody. I've gone through countless accounts, most of which were alts with barely any purpose. I've given myself several different reputations, most of which are ones which give people the "what the fuck" feeling. Traveling through Youtube and the Youchew (once youtubepoop.com) for almost two years has been quite the adventure. It would be an insane thing to say that there is no history to this person, because there is. Two years worth of a history.

After doing all the stuff listed in "Finding Poop" I was just a mini man, stuck in a big world of poop. I made videos in two minutes thinking they would be masterpieces, absolutely amazing works of art. Well, it worked, but I was terribly wrong. I was still the carefree happy go lucky Revolution98. I could no longer be that person. I could never go back to that terrible forum. I had to transform. I had to become BigMarioandTailsfan.

Who knew it took the youtubepoop.com forums to do that.

After venturing for the lost CD-i clips from Izlude, I joined the forums. It was quite empty around then, but it was nice. conradslater, Stegblob, KingCornholio, those guys were there. That forum changed me from the XD XP nice person I was into...well...a notorious faggot.

If anything, using ALL CAPS and swearing all the time could've been better. I thought I was cool. Silly me.

Then it happened one day. When we could all change our names freely. It was a riot, everyone was everyone else. conrad came on and saw it, so we had to change back. But I didn't completely. I went into the name box, and wrote not BigMarioandTailsfan, but BMATF. That was the day when BMATF was really born.

But still, I led myself through hard times, like the Aids War, the Conrad Slater downfall, all those nice forum drama things that happened.

When the forums changed, I was a lone wolf. I took my time to play TF2 with the other Steam junkies instead of pooping at all. I thought I was going to quit. I was going to be BMATF but not the pooper, the gamer, and never go back. Ever.

But I did go back. Months later, I returned to pooping and forum going. I knew I couldn't neglect the thing that kept me going. I dedicated a lot of my time to the forums after that. I went through fern crises with friends to obsessions with a teenage robot to hanging out with my favorite two-tailed fox. So many things started there, most notably the Buttercup love had been revealed there, in the PPG thread which is absolutely beautiful. Of course, everyone still complains which is funny to read. I also might add that people still bug me about it, which is even more funny, because obviously the joke had an everlasting impact on their minds. All the little children I scarred for life, it's a beautiful site, I must say. Delicate.

I had made my permanent stay.

Pooping has been a ride, from going to shitty to decent and jumping from sources like a frog, until AOSTH and PPG led the scene. I've made many friends and many enemies as well. Not to mention that this has been a shitfest, but you know what, I wouldn't have it any other way.

A fabulous shitfest.

And here we are, even more shit and even more friends and even more shit! Another year after I wrote everything preceding this.

What a damn good THREE years it has been.

I would write another huge paragraph, but I don't feel like it. Instead, have this other shit.

Four years, now. I'm running out of things to say. I'll just keep editing!

Finding Youtube Poop

A Day on Nsider

It was a fine day. The sun was shining. Actually it wasn't, it was snowing outside. Still, it was fine. Maybe. On the Nintendo Nsider Shitfest Forums, I went onto the board I usually went to, the Mario board. Browsing the threads, yadda yadda, then something caught my eye. "Funny Mario Videos". Oh good! I needed some laughs to brighten up this absolutely glorious winter day. I went in, and there were lots of Youtube links. I clicked on one, and there it was, the first poop I ever saw. SuperYoshi's "IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS". I laughed so hard at it, you have no idea how funny it was to me back then. I watched the rest of them, which had stuff by SuperYoshi again and 1upclock. Then, there was an "other" category, all of which were poops by dvariano. They were all absolutely hilarious, so I bookmarked his channel. I didn't even know it was Youtube Poop until much later. After the thread was deleted by the gay admins who masturbate to dog sex especially NOA_Andy I made a new thread with all of dvariano's Mario videos.

Searching for Poop

Link: The Faces of Evil. What a terrible game with terrible cutscenes. But the cutscenes were hilarious. I was on the hunt for those cutscenes, when something caught my eye. It was "Youtube Poop: That Was Swell" by giraph. I wondered, what the hell was Youtube Poop? After enjoying this lovely poop or something I searched it up. Back then it was mostly CD-i poops, and they were all funny to me. I used to watch poops every day just to get laughs. It wasn't until later that I realized dvariano's videos were poops also, and SuperYoshi's and 1upclock's stuff.

Making Poop

It was June 26th, 2007. I was on Youtube. I was watching Calculate900's videos with such interest my eyes were gleaming. One video caught my eye, it was "WMM Tutorial" or something. I watched it, and I cheered. It told me how to make poops! What an exciting day. I realized I had WMM and opened it up, and downloaded the CD-i clips I needed. I threw together a terrible piece of shit and uploaded it anyways to a new account. Big Mario and Tails fan.

Months later, thanks to the inspiration of Misselaineous10, I bought Adobe Premiere Elements 3.0, and have been using that ever since.

Quite a nice program, I must say.

Banned

At the end of February 2008, I got on, and to my displeasure, my account was suspended. Fuck. 310 subscribers, 120 videos, subscriptions and friends galore, effort, hardwork, blood and semen, all gone. Copyright Infringement gay shit. Terms of Use Violation is what they called it. But I had a backup alt, and then I used it to my advantage. After reuploading all the shit worth reuploading, I started making new poops. This account has succeeded my original, but the original still lives on in my heart. Those 120 videos are never coming back. Or, most of them, at least. I currently make, well, whatever the hell I want.

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Style

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

etc

Dislikes

  • CD-I, boring an unoriginal most of the time, even people who attempt to be original fail most of the damn time.
  • People who hate ferns. YOU COLD HEARTED BASTARDS.
  • Extreme Slow-mo. I really don't need to go into depth on this one. Seriously. Come on, EXTREME slow-mo? Who's going to watch shit with that?
  • MS PAINT JOB. Once again, don't need to go in depth on this one. People fail at paint. Srsly.
  • Chicken. I just hate it.
  • You. Welcome to your world.
  • Stupid people. Examples include:
    • People who have no idea what they are talking about
      • Extreme crazed defensive fans
        • People who compare Furries to Gay Rights
          • Trolls who try to troll 4chan for some reason
            • Myself
              • Gay Luigi
                • Straight Mario
                  • Asexual Wario

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Reception

Criticism

  • The biggest smack in the face comment I ever got was on my video, GO OUT WITH A BANG! On Dailymotion, The Electric Cheese said it sucked, like, a year ago but I don't give a fuck anymore. It did suck. And so I still agree.
  • Other comments were either people who didn't know what YTP was, the YTP hater clones, or people who hate Ear Rape.
  • I hate most of my poops due to my low self-esteem, and I can't make shit anymore. This was like a month ago though!
  • There are many people who hated me because of my Buttercup thing. And thus I have been cursed forever more! It's not like I was joking or anything. I mean, remember when I was totally serious about wanting to fuck Cosmo, that plant from Sonic X? Yeah, I was 100% serious about that. It's so serious you could ask the Joker himself and he'd tell you that "It's so fucking serious." Not even kidding.

Achievements

  • I've created many mini fads that eventually died out, but lived for a little bit.
  • Stegblob subscribed to me on 12/1/07.
  • Dr. Robotnik Teaches Sex Ed is one of the most popular, excluding most of Stegblob's poops, Robotnik poops. It's hit 50,000 views, wat.
  • I started the Chain Poop, a pretty popular collaboration on the YCP forums.
  • some stupid fad that started called "&" that I made one day when I was bored.
  • ANOTHER STUPID FAD that started called "Nooo..." consisting of the clip where Buttercup is being attacked by a red monster that's her size and doesn't think she can beat him without her blanket. The clip was awkwardly taken, making it seem like the monster was going to rape her. Deepercutt launched the whole thing when he responded, and now everyone is. Help me. So then I deleted it. Do I regret it? No.
  • Other fads I don't want to talk about
  • Geoff the Hero favorites "Randy Savage's Perfect Math Class". Never been prouder of myself in my entire life.

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Poops

First Poop seen

IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS

First Poop made

I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID MY STUFF (only exists on my dailymotion account now)


List of Poops

BMATF often uses Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog in his poops.

This is a list of poops I made AFTER the banning, I can't be bothered to re-list all that shit. Listed in order by date, only main poops listed, no trap vids, tennis, or filler shit.

Name Date Uploaded Length
Robotnik is Helpless 2-26-08 3:47
Sonic and his pizza keep running 3-29-08 3:06
Robotnik and Tails do faggotry (farggotry) 4-19-08 3:09
Mr. Fetch is the power of anonymous 6-6-08 2:02
Paper Robotnik 2: The Billion Year Mobium 7-19-08 3:25
Luigi refuses to do the mario. 8-17-08 3:35
Mr. Freeze doesn't think so. 8-21-08 2:34
Robotnik and the Wholigans 12-09-08 3:15
Buttercup and the Parent Teacher Conference Conspiracy 2-6-09 3:15
Tarotists in Russiasville 2-26-09 3:18
BUTTERCUP PLAYS FOOTBALL 3-30-09 2:30
Kill the Spy 5-17-09 1:02
Luigi loses all touch with reality. 6-15-09 3:19
BigMarioandTailsfan 7-22-09 5:25
Space Ghost goes on vacation. 7-30-09 1:00
T1 or Stafy Accidentally Crashes Into a Piece of Seaweed 11-6-09 1:06
Robotnik wishes someone special a Merry Christmas 12-26-09 1:36
Robotnik finally bonds with his children 2-9-10 2:05
Flaky wishes Crazy a happy birthday! 5-24-10 2:15
Nick Cage watches Lucky Star 6-28-10 1:39
Aru's Wiggly Party (ft. Nick Cage) 8-22-10 1:09
Robotnik Invests In A Chili Bean Factory 8-24-10 2:17
Tails' BALLIN' Adventure 9-3-10 1:11
AC trolls Shaq 9-18-10 1:04
T2: The Fall of Captain Feathersword 10-26-10 1:47
An Angelic Tale 11-14-10 3:19
Robotnik's Fatal Kitty Litter Incident 2-24-11 2:16
Steve's Unhealthy Obsession 2-27-11 2:03
Kirino's Captain Birthday Bash 4-14-11 1:07
Soulja Boy: The Video Game 6-15-11 0:33
Sexual Surgery 8-6-11 1:17
Dave Grohl's Walking Lessons 9-18-11 1:14

Collabs

Part 1 Part 2

Part 1 Part 2

Tennis

Wants to play:

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Has Played:

Is playing:

Wants to try:

  • Free for all
  • Only SatAM cartoons
  • Only movies
  • Only video game clips
  • Only vlogs
  • Trap Tennis
  • YTPMV Tennis

Timing:

  • Any time I'm not doing something.

Associates

In Real Life

Online

Influences

Making Poop

Style

Fans

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Trivia

  • I am obsessed with A LOT.
  • Doki the rabbit is the best.
  • Buttercup is my favorite PPG.
  • I own the sun which nobody has realized is really Robotnik on fire.
  • I am really really strange.
  • My name is Steven.
  • Is gay. (according to stegblob who is also gay)
    • This statement is proven false by his love of Buttercup.
      • But remains to be proven twice because BMATF and Buttercup seem to be having problems.
        • Let's hope he's not gay. Seriously.
          • Why are we still adding on to this!
            • I don't know. Seriously.
              • This is amazing!
                • Not as amazing as the fact that we're still adding stuff on to this here.
                  • What's happening?!
                    • HELP!
                      • EXCUSE ME I AM IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION
                        • AUGHGHGH
                          • This will never end
  • Is an awesome person and better than you.
  • The above statement is true.
  • Ferns are awesome.
  • & is sexy.
  • I can't think of anything else to add to this list.
  • Has a plush of Rosie.
  • Knows how to lure hookers to his house.
  • And sluts. (See Panty)
  • Has super saiyan swagger

Links

Other Links

Personality

I'm weird. If I wasn't then I'd be boring. I have serious self-esteem issues and suffers from easy depression syndrome because I think I can't do anything of worth, when I probably do but I just don't notice it. If I was normal then I'd probably be dead because all normal people do is commit suicide. With sleeping pills.

Personal Info

Name: Steven

Age: 19

Country: USA

Interests: Shit.

Job: More shit.


Hall of Avatars

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    First avatar I ever had.

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    First to make a joke dies

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    Panty is the best slut.

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    Derp.

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    Dr. Tran is famous

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    Under attack!

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    Space Ghost in a trance

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    Nepeta!

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    Rosie!

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    Doki!

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    Tails!

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    Mario sees your soul

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    Gurren Lagann swag

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    Rage against the avatars

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    Karkat!

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    April Fools! No seriously

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    Bianca! I fought her like ten times, but she's still cool!

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    Adeleine!

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    Lily!

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    Adeleine is quite amazing.

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    Kirino is a bitch, but she's cool.

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    Hakase Hakase Hakase

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    Hakase Hakase Hakase!

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    Yukko Yukko Yukko?

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    Spider lolis.

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    Adeleine returns.

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    Victorique reading 1984.

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    More painting.

This article on me deserves a ten. Again.
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