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| − | Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of [[uctions]]. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by [[CD-I]] Zelda People, and [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes an Anti-Uctions [[Medic|suppository]] every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. | + | Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of [[uctions]]. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by [[CD-I]] Zelda People, and [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes an Anti-Uctions [[Medic|suppository]] every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time. These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions. Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals. [[Shit|Pepsi]] is made from a powder made out of crystallized Anti-Uctions, while [[Good|Coke]] is made from an [[Uctions]] powder (part of the secret formula, in fact). |
It is also used by the [[German]]s as rennet for [[Big Cheese|cheese]] (which explains why it sucks). Ulquiorra used it for his Black Lazah and other attacks. | It is also used by the [[German]]s as rennet for [[Big Cheese|cheese]] (which explains why it sucks). Ulquiorra used it for his Black Lazah and other attacks. | ||
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*The faces of Evil | *The faces of Evil | ||
*[[Me]] if [[I]] am [[evil]]. | *[[Me]] if [[I]] am [[evil]]. | ||
| − | *[[Miss10| | + | *Some of the shows on [[Cartoon Network]] these days |
| + | *[[Miss10|Miscellaneous]] evils from, well, whatever. | ||
== What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions == | == What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions == | ||
| − | [[Die|You may just want to ignore it.]] That, or go get [[medic]]al help. However, if you can handle the Anti-Uctions, you can use them to take over the world or [[Aran Ryan|become completely insane]], or something like that. | + | [[Die|You may just want to ignore it.]] That, or go get [[medic]]al help. However, if you can handle the Anti-Uctions, you can use them to take over the world or [[Aran Ryan|become completely insane]], or something like that. ''Occasionally'', you can harness their power and use them for good, but that requires major study in Science, Math, and [[Patrick|Wumbology]] classes. |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | *[[Batman]] believes that punk-rock music is filled with lots of that (As well as [[die|death]] and crime. | + | *[[Batman]] believes that punk-rock music is filled with lots of that (As well as [[die|death]] and crime). |
| + | *The creators of [[Whinefeld]] created their clip by combining Anti-Uctions and regular [[Uctions]], causing major [[Sonic|chaos]]. | ||
| + | *[[Rolf]] scrubs his animals with Anti-Uctions. | ||
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 17:01, 13 October 2009
Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of uctions. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by CD-I Zelda People, and Dr. Rabbit takes an Anti-Uctions suppository every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time. These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions. Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals. Pepsi is made from a powder made out of crystallized Anti-Uctions, while Coke is made from an Uctions powder (part of the secret formula, in fact).
It is also used by the Germans as rennet for cheese (which explains why it sucks). Ulquiorra used it for his Black Lazah and other attacks.
Major Sources
- Mama Luigi
- Bad Medicine
- You if you are evil.
- God Luigi
- God Rabbit
- AIDS
- The Pit/Hell
- The faces of Evil
- Me if I am evil.
- Some of the shows on Cartoon Network these days
- Miscellaneous evils from, well, whatever.
What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions
You may just want to ignore it. That, or go get medical help. However, if you can handle the Anti-Uctions, you can use them to take over the world or become completely insane, or something like that. Occasionally, you can harness their power and use them for good, but that requires major study in Science, Math, and Wumbology classes.
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