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*Rick Roll: 1,000,001 Uctions. | *Rick Roll: 1,000,001 Uctions. | ||
*[[Insane Clown Posse]]: 500 Billion Billion Billion Uctions. | *[[Insane Clown Posse]]: 500 Billion Billion Billion Uctions. | ||
| − | *Megaman: 500 Billion Billion Billion | + | *Megaman: 500 Billion Billion Billion Uctions. |
*[[Captain Falcon]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. | *[[Captain Falcon]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. | ||
*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. | *[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. | ||
Revision as of 18:54, 30 September 2008
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.
Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs.
Trivia
- The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
- Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
- Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
- When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
- Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
- Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
- Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for Yoshi's New Empire.
Chosen weilders of Uctions
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
- Mario
- Fat Mario
- Mr. X
- Tap Tap
- The Insane Clown Posse
- Megatron
- Q
- Sonic (Both old-gen and new-gen, but new-gen shows it off more then old-gen.)
- Tim Allen (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
- Shaquille O'Neal
- Jackie Chan
- Toad (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
- Megaman (Those who say otherwise will get shoved up the ASS!)
Uctions as energy unit
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by Robotnik together with Demoman. Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. Anti-Uctions radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.
DISCLAIMER: Uctions are not responsible for the molestation, rape, and death of people who keep whining about the whole Hyper Sonic ordeal. Here at Chewiki, we can type in whatever we feel.
It's our constitiutional right, bitch!
- Mama Luigi: -99999 Uctions.
- God Luigi: -95000 Uctions.
- God Rabbit: -95000 Uctions.
- Darth Vader: -9000 Uctions.
- Seymour: -8500 Uctions.
- Kingdom Hearts: -3000 Uctions.
- Ganon -754 Uctions
- AIDS: -500 Uctions.
- Heartless: -100 Uctions.
- Dr Rabbit: -10 Uctions.
- Retard Mario: -1 Uction.
- Retard Luigi`s brain: 0 Uctions.
- Cum: 0 Uctions.
- Cheatsy: 0 Uctions.
- Edd: 1 Uction.
- Morshu: 5 Uctions.
- Toad: 7 Uctions.
- Bobby Jack: 10 Uctions.
- Boobs: 30 Uctions.
- Gay Luigi: 50 Uctions.
- One heart: 100 Uctions.
- Link: 1500 Uctions.
- Yoshi: 3000 Uctions.
- Saiyan Link: 5000 Uctions.
- Steely Phil: 5000 Uctions.
- A Falcon Punch: 9000 Uctions.
- Goku: Over 9000! Uctions.
- Jackie Chan 15,000 Uctions.
- Super Sonic: 30,000 Uctions.
- Hyper Sonic: 1,000,000 Uctions.
- Rick Roll: 1,000,001 Uctions.
- Insane Clown Posse: 500 Billion Billion Billion Uctions.
- Megaman: 500 Billion Billion Billion Uctions.
- Captain Falcon: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
- Mario & Fat Mario: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
