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*[[Goku]]: [[Over 9000]]! Uctions. | *[[Goku]]: [[Over 9000]]! Uctions. | ||
*[[Captain Falcon]] Himself: 12,000 Uctions. | *[[Captain Falcon]] Himself: 12,000 Uctions. | ||
| − | *[[Jackie Chan]]: | + | *[[Jackie Chan]]: 15,000 Uctions. |
| − | *Super [[Sonic]]: | + | *Super [[Sonic]]: 30,000 Uctions. |
| − | *Hyper [[Sonic]]: | + | *Hyper [[Sonic]]: [[Over 9000|Over 1,000,000]] Uctions |
| + | *[[Insane Clown Posse]]: 500 Billion Billion Billion Uctions | ||
*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. | *[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. | ||
Revision as of 00:42, 23 March 2008
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.
Despite being a good source of AIDS, Uctions are also the only material known to get rid of it (right).
Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs.
Trivia
- The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
- Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
- Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
- When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
- Only Mario, Fat Mario, & Mr. X own the power of Uctions.
- Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
- Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
- Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for Yoshi's New Empire.
Chosen weilders of Uctions
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
- Mario
- Fat Mario
- Mr. X
- Tap Tap
- The Insane Clown Posse
- Megatron
- Q
- Sonic (Both old-gen and new-gen, but new-gen shows it off more then old-gen.)
- Tim Allen (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
- Shaquille O'Neal
- Jackie Chan
Uctions as energy unit
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by Robotnik together with Demoman. Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. Anti-Uctions radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.
- Mama Luigi: -9999 Uctions.
- God Luigi: -9500 Uctions.
- God Rabbit: -9500 Uctions.
- Darth Vader: -9000 Uctions.
- Seymour: -8500 Uctions.
- Kingdom Hearts: -3000 Uctions.
- AIDS: -500 Uctions.
- Heartless: -100 Uctions.
- Dr Rabbit: -10 Uctions.
- Retard Mario: -1 Uction.
- Retard Luigi`s brain: 0 Uctions.
- Cum: 0 Uctions.
- Cheatsy: 0 Uctions.
- Edd: 1 Uction.
- Morshu: 5 Uctions.
- Bobby Jack: 10 Uctions.
- Boobs: 30 Uctions.
- Gay Luigi: 50 Uctions.
- One heart: 100 Uctions.
- Link: 1500 Uctions.
- Saiyan Link: 5000 Uctions.
- Steely Phil: 5000 Uctions.
- A Falcon Punch: 9000 Uctions.
- Goku: Over 9000! Uctions.
- Captain Falcon Himself: 12,000 Uctions.
- Jackie Chan: 15,000 Uctions.
- Super Sonic: 30,000 Uctions.
- Hyper Sonic: Over 1,000,000 Uctions
- Insane Clown Posse: 500 Billion Billion Billion Uctions
- Mario & Fat Mario: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
