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| + | ''You know, it's funny, these people go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good... they wake up the next day and they're on fire.'' | ||
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Fire is the rapid oxidation of a combustible material releasing heat, light, and various reaction products such as carbon dioxide and water. | Fire is the rapid oxidation of a combustible material releasing heat, light, and various reaction products such as carbon dioxide and water. | ||
[[Image:Fire.jpg|thumb|A forest fire. Be careful when you are using [[bombs]], for this might happen.]] | [[Image:Fire.jpg|thumb|A forest fire. Be careful when you are using [[bombs]], for this might happen.]] | ||
| − | If hot enough, the gases may become ionized to produce plasma | + | [[Image:Firefighters.jpg|thumb|left|Firefighters doing their best to put out these fires.]] |
| + | If hot enough, the gases may become ionized to produce plasma. | ||
Depending on the substances alight, and any impurities outside, the color of the flame and the fire's intensity might vary. | Depending on the substances alight, and any impurities outside, the color of the flame and the fire's intensity might vary. | ||
Fire in its most common form can result in conflagration, which has the potential to cause physical damage through burning. | Fire in its most common form can result in conflagration, which has the potential to cause physical damage through burning. | ||
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| − | + | {{VidCaption|mIBTg7q9oNc|And it [[Ganon|burns burns burns]] ... [[The Pit|the ring of Fire!]]}} | |
| − | Some people, however, are able to control fire, such as [[Mario]], [[Luigi]] and [[Dhalsim]]. [[Yoshi]] can sometimes use fire, but only if he gets a | + | Some people, however, are able to control fire, such as [[Mario]], [[Luigi]] and [[Dhalsim]]. [[Yoshi]] can sometimes use fire, but only if he gets a Smash Ball, or a powerflower. Somehow, despite the fact that he is always on fire, The Fallen never suffers burns or uncomfortably high temperatures. |
In addition, you can be fired from your job if you are particularly bad or irresponsible at it. | In addition, you can be fired from your job if you are particularly bad or irresponsible at it. | ||
[[Image:Evilfire.gif|thumb|left|Some fires want to [[rape]] you in your sleep.]] | [[Image:Evilfire.gif|thumb|left|Some fires want to [[rape]] you in your sleep.]] | ||
=In terms of Poop= | =In terms of Poop= | ||
| − | + | One day, many Youtubers were whining about how the videos of some users had very crappy sound and graphic quality (Where there's smoke...), so people (after [[SuperYoshi]]) started to make their videos crappy on purpose and remix them in ways people would laugh at them (...they pinch back.). | |
| − | One day, many Youtubers were whining about how the videos of some users had very crappy sound and graphic quality (Where there's smoke...), so people (after [[ | ||
=People Who Use Fire= | =People Who Use Fire= | ||
*[[Mario]] (When there's smoke...) | *[[Mario]] (When there's smoke...) | ||
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*[[Yoshi]] (Fire[[balls]], YUM!!!) | *[[Yoshi]] (Fire[[balls]], YUM!!!) | ||
*[[Fire Sumo|Fire Sumos]] | *[[Fire Sumo|Fire Sumos]] | ||
| − | *Those fireballs that jump out of the lava in Mario games | + | *Those fireballs that jump out of the lava in Mario games, Podoboos |
[[Image:Demo.PNG|thumb|Here's [[Demoman]] after the failed attempt at the firefighters taking out the fire.]] | [[Image:Demo.PNG|thumb|Here's [[Demoman]] after the failed attempt at the firefighters taking out the fire.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Firefox.jpg|thumb|The award-winning browser Firefox.]] | ||
*[[Bowser]] | *[[Bowser]] | ||
| + | *The [[Larry Koopa|Koo]][[Morton Koopa Jr.|p]][[Wendy O. Koopa|a]][[Roy Koopa|l]][[Iggy Koopa|i]][[Lemmy Koopa|n]][[Ludwig Von Koopa|gs]] | ||
*[[Link]] (To light his [[bombs]].) | *[[Link]] (To light his [[bombs]].) | ||
*[[The Sun]] | *[[The Sun]] | ||
| + | *[[Beavis]] (Fire!, Fire!) | ||
*The [[Pyro]] | *The [[Pyro]] | ||
*[[Militron]] | *[[Militron]] | ||
*[[Ryu]] (Shakunetsu Hadoken!) | *[[Ryu]] (Shakunetsu Hadoken!) | ||
| − | *[[Ken]] (Shoryuken!!) | + | *[[Ken Masters]] (Shoryuken!!) |
*[[Dhalsim]] (Yoga Fire!) | *[[Dhalsim]] (Yoga Fire!) | ||
| − | *Billy Joel ( | + | *Billy Joel (Though he claims that he didn't start it.) |
| − | *[[Frollo]] (To burn down ALL of Paris!) | + | *[[Claude Frollo]] (To sing about and to burn down ALL of Paris!) |
| − | *Fire-type [[Pokemon]], such as [[afox|Vulpix]], [[ | + | *Fire-type [[Pokemon]], such as [[afox|Vulpix]], [[Tepig]], or [[Ash|Charizard]] |
*Kyo Kusanagi | *Kyo Kusanagi | ||
*Iori Yagami | *Iori Yagami | ||
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**Jiraiya | **Jiraiya | ||
**In fact, a lot of [[Naruto]] characters. | **In fact, a lot of [[Naruto]] characters. | ||
| − | *[[Iron Maiden| | + | [[Image:1185942618212 2.gif|frame|left|This article's ''so'' [[bad]], that Hank Scorpio from [[The Simpsons]] knows how to cure the Chewiki from its flames... BY KILLING IT WITH FIRE!!!]] |
| + | *[[Metallica|Metal]] [[Iron Maiden|bands]] [[Megadeth|of]] [[KISS|the]] [[The Eighties|'80s]]. | ||
*The Trammps | *The Trammps | ||
*[[Debrotherized Luigi|Disco Demolition Night attendees]] | *[[Debrotherized Luigi|Disco Demolition Night attendees]] | ||
| + | *The Fallen | ||
| + | *Batsu Ichimonji | ||
| + | *Chilli Billy | ||
| + | *Volvagia, Valoo, King [[Dodongo]], and Twinrova | ||
| + | *[[Kirby]], Mr. Shine, and Mr. Bright | ||
| + | *Mozilla (in the form of their [[Fox]]y web [[Bowser|browser]]). | ||
| + | *Black mages | ||
| + | *People who play [[RuneScape]]. (In RuneScape Firemaking is a skill.) | ||
| + | *Firey (From bfdi) | ||
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| + | ''And now I'm on [[fuck]]in' fire!! So now it's free game!'' | ||
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
[[Category:Food]] | [[Category:Food]] | ||
Latest revision as of 15:19, 19 August 2015
You know, it's funny, these people go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good... they wake up the next day and they're on fire.
Fire is the rapid oxidation of a combustible material releasing heat, light, and various reaction products such as carbon dioxide and water.
A forest fire. Be careful when you are using bombs, for this might happen.
If hot enough, the gases may become ionized to produce plasma. Depending on the substances alight, and any impurities outside, the color of the flame and the fire's intensity might vary. Fire in its most common form can result in conflagration, which has the potential to cause physical damage through burning. (one of the ways) Fire can be made by placing lampoil, bombs, and sometimes rope in the same area, with the bomb lit on fire.
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Some people, however, are able to control fire, such as Mario, Luigi and Dhalsim. Yoshi can sometimes use fire, but only if he gets a Smash Ball, or a powerflower. Somehow, despite the fact that he is always on fire, The Fallen never suffers burns or uncomfortably high temperatures.
In addition, you can be fired from your job if you are particularly bad or irresponsible at it.
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Some fires want to rape you in your sleep.
In terms of Poop[edit]
One day, many Youtubers were whining about how the videos of some users had very crappy sound and graphic quality (Where there's smoke...), so people (after SuperYoshi) started to make their videos crappy on purpose and remix them in ways people would laugh at them (...they pinch back.).
People Who Use Fire[edit]
- Mario (When there's smoke...)
- Luigi (There's Fire!!)
- Yoshi (Fireballs, YUM!!!)
- Fire Sumos
- Those fireballs that jump out of the lava in Mario games, Podoboos
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Here's Demoman after the failed attempt at the firefighters taking out the fire.
- Bowser
- The Koopalings
- Link (To light his bombs.)
- The Sun
- Beavis (Fire!, Fire!)
- The Pyro
- Militron
- Ryu (Shakunetsu Hadoken!)
- Ken Masters (Shoryuken!!)
- Dhalsim (Yoga Fire!)
- Billy Joel (Though he claims that he didn't start it.)
- Claude Frollo (To sing about and to burn down ALL of Paris!)
- Fire-type Pokemon, such as Vulpix, Tepig, or Charizard
- Kyo Kusanagi
- Iori Yagami
- Sol Badguy
- Portgaz D. Ace
- Sasuke Uchiha
- Itachi Uchiha
- Orochimaru
- Jiraiya
- In fact, a lot of Naruto characters.
This article's so bad, that Hank Scorpio from The Simpsons knows how to cure the Chewiki from its flames... BY KILLING IT WITH FIRE!!!
- Metal bands of the '80s.
- The Trammps
- Disco Demolition Night attendees
- The Fallen
- Batsu Ichimonji
- Chilli Billy
- Volvagia, Valoo, King Dodongo, and Twinrova
- Kirby, Mr. Shine, and Mr. Bright
- Mozilla (in the form of their Foxy web browser).
- Black mages
- People who play RuneScape. (In RuneScape Firemaking is a skill.)
- Firey (From bfdi)
And now I'm on fuckin' fire!! So now it's free game!
