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| + | [[Image:Superbat.jpg|thumb|320px|left|He's not [[Superman]]... ''he's Batman.'']] | ||
| + | [[Image:200px-BatmanRobin.jpg|thumb|right|Batman, with his sidekick [[Robin]].]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Adamwest.jpg|thumb|right|Batman once needed [[Adam West]] to take his role while injured.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:GoddamnBatman.jpg|thumb|''He's the Goddamn Batman.'']] | ||
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| + | [[Image:X0s6xd.png|frame|right|Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Flashbat.jpg|thumb|right|If [[Batman]]'s hand ever touches [[you]], [[you]] will most likely [[die]].]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Jhyji8.jpg|thumb|right|The only thing Batman fears are <s>bats</s> bees themselves.]] | ||
| + | '''Batman''' is regarded as one of the world's most famous <s>superheroes</s> vigilantes. His arch-enemy is the [[Joker]]. His alter-ego is the [[Money|rich]] millionaire Bruce Wayne. However, he has self-esteem issues, so he compensates for his incredibly small penis by reminding people that he's Batman. "With prep time", he could potentially defeat anybody. | ||
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==Skills & Abilities== | ==Skills & Abilities== | ||
* Peak Martial Artist | * Peak Martial Artist | ||
* World's Best Detective | * World's Best Detective | ||
* Cunning | * Cunning | ||
| + | [[Image:BatNips.jpg|thumb|left|His Bat Nipples can do anything, except for curing cancer.]] | ||
* Rich | * Rich | ||
* Growling his words so no one can understand him | * Growling his words so no one can understand him | ||
* Taking your balloons | * Taking your balloons | ||
* Having a gay sidekick | * Having a gay sidekick | ||
| + | * Being Batman | ||
| + | * Being [[NegroTed]] | ||
| + | * Creating sticky icky situations with his Bat Nipples that can shoot [[no|acidic male milk]]. (Too bad he never ''did'' capitalize on that.) | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*"I'm Batman." | *"I'm Batman." | ||
*"THE BASEMENT!" | *"THE BASEMENT!" | ||
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*"So sleep tight, [[fuck|punk]]." | *"So sleep tight, [[fuck|punk]]." | ||
*"Sleep tight my ward." | *"Sleep tight my ward." | ||
| − | *"What, | + | *"What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? [[Joker|You're]] alone!" |
*"This Is WAR!!!" | *"This Is WAR!!!" | ||
*"I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!" | *"I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!" | ||
*"I'm Batman." | *"I'm Batman." | ||
*"Bees, My God." | *"Bees, My God." | ||
| − | *"I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still | + | *"I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still can. It's only going to get worse from here." |
*"Drop your lawl, [[Robin]]!" | *"Drop your lawl, [[Robin]]!" | ||
| − | *" | + | *"I have given a name to my pain!" |
| + | *"I have given a pain to my name!" | ||
*"I'm Batman." | *"I'm Batman." | ||
*"It's Not [[The Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!" | *"It's Not [[The Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!" | ||
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*"I'm Batman." | *"I'm Batman." | ||
*"[[Fuck]] my [[penis|cock]], [[you]] [[fuck]][[Joker|er]]!" | *"[[Fuck]] my [[penis|cock]], [[you]] [[fuck]][[Joker|er]]!" | ||
| + | *"I'm Batman." | ||
*"I smell a cat, Robin!" | *"I smell a cat, Robin!" | ||
*"I smell like cats, Robin!" | *"I smell like cats, Robin!" | ||
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*"[[You]]'re protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!" | *"[[You]]'re protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!" | ||
*"[[Yes]]!" | *"[[Yes]]!" | ||
| + | *"I'm Batman." | ||
| + | *"Well shed (said), Robin!" | ||
| + | *"Paws off the [[cock]]s-s-s-s-s-s-s!" | ||
| + | *"Punk is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]]... and crime... and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]]" | ||
| + | *"[[The Beatles|Pigs.. From A Gun!!]]" | ||
| + | *"This is why [[Superman]] works alone." | ||
*"''I'm Batman.''" | *"''I'm Batman.''" | ||
| − | [[ | + | *"Some days, you can't get rid of a [[bomb]]." |
| − | + | *"Some days, [[you]] can't get rid of a-BOOOOOOOOOM!!!" | |
| + | *"Sunday, she just had sulphide." | ||
| + | *"There's a drifting suffering so miles east of San Diego's like [[shit]]." | ||
| + | *"Your chest pain may be [[Booze|drinkers]] [[Robin]], but also human beings!" | ||
| + | *"[[No|I touched my mom's]] [[boobs|breast!]] [[NO|It bled on me!]]" | ||
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
| − | * | + | [[Image:Batman Crying.jpg|thumb|left|Batman once cried manly tears when he spoke his famous one-liner.]] |
| + | *He should not be confused with Man-Bat (Dr. Kirk Langstrom), who is one of Batman's biggest enemies. | ||
*Batman is one of the [[Captain Falcon|few]] [[Mr. T|people]] who have ''"facts"'' that are similar to [[Chuck Norris]]. | *Batman is one of the [[Captain Falcon|few]] [[Mr. T|people]] who have ''"facts"'' that are similar to [[Chuck Norris]]. | ||
*He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series. | *He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series. | ||
| − | *He also had more | + | *He is a proud supporter of sodomy. |
| + | *He also had more [[Robin]]s on his side when years go by. | ||
| + | *One time, Batman actually be[[came]] [[:Category:Fat Characters|a couch potato.]] Because of that, many villains went and destroyed Gotham City because of Batman's [[fat]][[ass]]. | ||
| + | *He believes that punk-rock music is [[no]]thing but [[die|death]], crime, and [[Anti-Uctions|the Rage of a Beast.]] | ||
| + | *Batman knows the reason why [[Superman]] works alone. | ||
| + | *I wanna be Batman, cause everybody really ain't shit to me. | ||
| + | *[[Young Chris Rock]]'s friend is rumored to be him. | ||
| + | *Once shot out a big fireball like on [[Dragon Ball Z]], which made the Joker explode. He then used a magic Batarang to cut the ghost of Joker's head off! | ||
| + | *He thinks that [[California|San Diego]] should be compared to shit. | ||
| + | *[[Rugrats|Dr. Lipschitz]] once tried to call for Batman while he was in pain, but he failed to arrive. | ||
| + | **However, he doesn't know why [[Satan|the devil]] made rock n' roll music in the first place. | ||
| + | *He hates bees. Bees. My God. | ||
| + | *Another thing that works are peas, especially the Black Eyed Peas. | ||
*He's Batman. | *He's Batman. | ||
=== First Used In A Poop By === | === First Used In A Poop By === | ||
| − | * [[EnoRed]] | + | *[[EnoRed]] |
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[[Category:Comic Book Characters]] | [[Category:Comic Book Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Nostalgia Critic]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Internet Memes]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Anti-Heroic Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - Christian]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Warner Bros.]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - Appears in The Simpsons]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Mortal Kombat]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:32, 2 November 2019
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He's not Superman... he's Batman.
Batman, with his sidekick Robin.
Batman once needed Adam West to take his role while injured.
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Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.
Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheroes vigilantes. His arch-enemy is the Joker. His alter-ego is the rich millionaire Bruce Wayne. However, he has self-esteem issues, so he compensates for his incredibly small penis by reminding people that he's Batman. "With prep time", he could potentially defeat anybody.
Skills & Abilities[edit]
- Peak Martial Artist
- World's Best Detective
- Cunning
- Rich
- Growling his words so no one can understand him
- Taking your balloons
- Having a gay sidekick
- Being Batman
- Being NegroTed
- Creating sticky icky situations with his Bat Nipples that can shoot acidic male milk. (Too bad he never did capitalize on that.)
Quotes[edit]
- "I'm Batman."
- "THE BASEMENT!"
- "Corn!"
- "Maize!"
- "EARL!"
- "Beloved Children!?"
- "WHERE IS HE?!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Once I've put you through holy hell, it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
- "So sleep tight, punk."
- "Sleep tight my ward."
- "What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're alone!"
- "This Is WAR!!!"
- "I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Bees, My God."
- "I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still can. It's only going to get worse from here."
- "Drop your lawl, Robin!"
- "I have given a name to my pain!"
- "I have given a pain to my name!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "It's Not A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
- "It's A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
- "It's Not A Laughing Ass, Robin!"
- "It's Not A Laughing Punch, Robin!"
- "Drop your punch line, Joker!"
- "Drop your punch!"
- "Drop your punch, Joker!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "I'm Batman."
- "Fuck my cock, you fucker!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "I smell a cat, Robin!"
- "I smell like cats, Robin!"
- "I smell like ass, Robin!"
- "Paws off the customers, Catwoman!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!"
- "Let's not sit on out purse, Robin!"
- "Let's not sit on our birds, Robin!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Anchovies Away, Penguin!"
- "Let's not be.. wildered, Robin!"
- "The pun's up, Riddler!"
- "Listen fuckers, fuck off!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Listen folks, are you sexy?"
- "Listen ma'am, are you sexy?"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Listen folks, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
- "Listen ma'am, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
- "Well Said, Robin! (In a British-type of voice.)"
- "You're protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!"
- "Yes!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Well shed (said), Robin!"
- "Paws off the cocks-s-s-s-s-s-s!"
- "Punk is nothing but death... and crime... and the Rage of a Beast."
- "Pigs.. From A Gun!!"
- "This is why Superman works alone."
- "I'm Batman."
- "Some days, you can't get rid of a bomb."
- "Some days, you can't get rid of a-BOOOOOOOOOM!!!"
- "Sunday, she just had sulphide."
- "There's a drifting suffering so miles east of San Diego's like shit."
- "Your chest pain may be drinkers Robin, but also human beings!"
- "I touched my mom's breast! It bled on me!"
Trivia[edit]
- He should not be confused with Man-Bat (Dr. Kirk Langstrom), who is one of Batman's biggest enemies.
- Batman is one of the few people who have "facts" that are similar to Chuck Norris.
- He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
- He is a proud supporter of sodomy.
- He also had more Robins on his side when years go by.
- One time, Batman actually became a couch potato. Because of that, many villains went and destroyed Gotham City because of Batman's fatass.
- He believes that punk-rock music is nothing but death, crime, and the Rage of a Beast.
- Batman knows the reason why Superman works alone.
- I wanna be Batman, cause everybody really ain't shit to me.
- Young Chris Rock's friend is rumored to be him.
- Once shot out a big fireball like on Dragon Ball Z, which made the Joker explode. He then used a magic Batarang to cut the ghost of Joker's head off!
- He thinks that San Diego should be compared to shit.
- Dr. Lipschitz once tried to call for Batman while he was in pain, but he failed to arrive.
- However, he doesn't know why the devil made rock n' roll music in the first place.
- He hates bees. Bees. My God.
- Another thing that works are peas, especially the Black Eyed Peas.
- He's Batman.
