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{{Pooperbox
 
|name=BigMarioandTailsfan/BMATF
 
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|1stmade=I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID MY STUFF
 
|1stmade=I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID MY STUFF
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|sources=AOSTH, Powerpuff Girls, Super Mario Bros Super Show
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|year=07
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|sources=AOSTH, Anime, There She Is!, Happy Tree Friends, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Dr. Tran, Powerpuff Girls, Super Mario Bros Super Show
 
|methods=Ear rape, stuttering, speed up, slow down, You Cut
 
|methods=Ear rape, stuttering, speed up, slow down, You Cut
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|tech=Adobe Premiere Elements 3.0
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|tech=Adobe Premiere Elements 3.0, Sony Vegas Pro 9
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|realname=Steven Driscoll
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|realname=Erik
 
|sex=Male
 
|sex=Male
 
|nationality=USA
 
|nationality=USA
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|youtubeaccount=BMATF
 
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[[Image:Buttersparkleavatar.PNG|thumb|right|Buttercup is hot. Especially with that eyeliner.]]
 
  
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===History===
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{{vid|-inGJyDwXsU}}
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Ah, the feeling when you can write down the history of something you've done. Important? Maybe not, but nothing stops you from writing it down anyways.
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===A Chronicled History===
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There once was a man who lived on a forum with a bunch of people who liked Nintendo too much. There was one soul, Revoloution98, devoid of spelling education and common sense, trapped in an endless limbo of monotony. Who is to say who is the victim or who is the villain? By the end of the year 2006 A.D (after the death of Krispy Khrist, our lord), at the dawn of unfortunate anal blending, Revoloution98, the smartest person who could never spell the word "revolution", discovered Youtube Poop on a forum about Mario, which has little but maybe some association with video editing. Needless to say, this birthed a whole new man, who, after being banned because the moderators didn't like being spoiled the ending of Snakes on a Plane, became a new entity in a world of new possibilities. After venturing into the world of video editing and time consumption, this man found clips of a game nobody likes on a system nobody cares about, but was animated by Russian sweatshop peasants, so it made for a good mascot of mediocrity. At this point, the man joined the Youtube Poop forums.
  
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What's my history? This loon obviously has some back story to him, right? Of course he does. Being a pooper for about two years, a history was built by events and life experience. Okay, mostly events, but you get the point.
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'''Bematt''', or the artist formerly known as '''BigMarioandTailsfan''', '''BMATF''', '''Be Matt Fernard''', and sometimes '''Fred Durst''' came forth from the genesis seed in 2007, year of the prophet of maiden heavens. In this conception upon heavenly rays burst forth a being of immense confusion. Cast out beyond the shores of yonder forest, this fetal catastrophe grew into a complete being, wielding the power of a thousand Limp Bizkit solos. BigMarioandTailsfan was born from the passion of Italian cuisine and the rules of nature, the very memes of our existence, animals who roam the vast expanses of human compassion. Alas, who is to say how the journey was destined to proceed? Along the way, BigMarioandTailsfan had to climb up expanses of water, dance, and conduct colonoscopies upon bleached anuses. With a wide variety of muscular skills, BigMarioandTailsfan dropped into a world of conception, rebranding himself as the market friendly BMATF whom many still consider as the man who was once, or maybe the man who is still, but beyond it all is a solemn truth about fate.
  
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I've built up hundreds of subscribers and pretty much over 250 videos, more than half of which have been destroyed due to banning from whoever the hell Viacom somebody. I've gone through countless accounts, most of which were alts with barely any purpose. I've given myself several different reputations, most of which are ones which give people the "what the fuck" feeling. Travelling through Youtube and the Youchew (once youtubepoop.com) for almost two years has been quite the adventure. It would be an insane thing to say that there is no history to this person, because there is. Two years worth of a history.
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When he ventured into the Jungles of Namamutuu, BMATF threw punches at all directions, and became a grizzled warrior, not afraid of conflict or suffering. With his powers harnessed into one enema, a bowel movement to pierce beyond the veil of distinction, BMATF became one with the YouChew forums, and also became one with [[Team Fortress 2]], a game that was really good at one point but then was outworn and outgunned. In essence, YouTube Poop brought BMATF to enlightenment on an internet forum, which in turn, just allowed him to conduct activities because he felt like it. This could go into detail but at this point people who are still reading may want to know more about the previously stated "anal blending" techniques which I have promised to anyone who reads the complete documented history of the life and times of Bematt, formerly known as '''Smut Muffin''' in some clubs and also known as '''Anime Jesus''' in some countries.
  
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After doing all the stuff listed in "Finding Poop" I was just a mini man, stuck in a big world of poop. I made videos in two minutes thinking they would be masterpieces, absolutely amazing works of art. Well, it worked, but I was terribly wrong. I was still the carefree happy go lucky Revolution98. I could no longer be that person. I could never go back to that terrible forum. I had to transform. I had to become BigMarioandTailsfan.
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('''Anal Blending''', also known as '''Butt Beating''', '''Hole Smashing''', '''Bleached Omelet''', and '''Intestinal Waveboarding''', is the act of using an egg beater to irritate the inner lining of the anus, causing an enema of intense proportions, in turn causing intense and fatal bowel movements. This technique was used, utilized, taught, lived, and breathed throughout Bematt's lifespan throughout the years, especially up to the this point! However this technique is easily abused and can cause anal time ruptures in the continuum.)
  
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Who knew it took the youtubepoop.com forums to do that.
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When BMATF became Bematt, it was because Nu-Metal God Fred Durst christened him as a holy spirit, sent him the DoubleSwee Demigod Emporium to learn of the ways of the world and then came home, four in the morning, and he was zoning. The importance of this all lies in the fulcrum of the events at play. Bematt was possessed by anime spirits who then helped him to realize the way beyond the simple truth. In the end, Bematt left a different man than before. This was necessary. Also, anal blending (see above). Now begins the intermission of a thousand suns.
  
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After venturing for the lost CD-i clips from [[Izlude]], I joined the forums. It was quite empty around then, but it was nice. [[conradslater]], [[Stegblob]], KingCornholio, those guys were there. That forum changed me from the XD XP nice person I was into...well...a notorious faggot.
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===Leaving YouChew===
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On September 4, 2012, BMATF announced his official leave from the YouChew fourms after 5 years. He stated that he may drop in from time to time or lurk a bit, but besides that, he's done. Heartfelt goodbyes were shared that day. He will be missed.
  
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If anything, using ALL CAPS and swearing all the time could've been better. I thought I was cool. Silly me.
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When Bematt left, worlds shifted into a whole new light. Bematt began to play video games faster than normal people would play them. He also started to love squids and anime and also put them together instead to bring both loves together simultaneously to create the ultimate being. Bematt had to leave because he has to cleanse beyond the boundaries of his being. In within himself, he found himself searching beyond troubled waters for the great Limp Bizkit in the sky.
  
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Then it happened one day. When we could all change our names freely. It was a riot, everyone was everyone else. conrad came on and saw it, so we had to change back. But I didn't completely. I went into the name box, and wrote not BigMarioandTailsfan, but BMATF. That was the day when BMATF was really born.
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==Entr'acte==
  
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But still, I led myself through hard times, like the Aids War, the Conrad Slater downfall, all those nice forum drama things that happened.
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Anime swag, I'm flying like Goku
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Anime swag when I pull up in that old school
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Anime, drop pants; anime, wrist and chains; anime,
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and everything; anime.
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Gucci skin; anime, my backpack; anime,
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That h-pop with glock cut that's anime,
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Oh my god anyway, I'm ballin' up that avenue,
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Anime swag, and I'm throwing money at the roof.
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Anime everything, anime Beiber chain,
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Harombom platinum dongs with the aramow,
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All that every day, anyway, I'm anime.
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May I ask what you niggas pay,
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Smokin' up a pound a day.
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Everything, everyday, everything; anime.
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Lookin' at a nigga fleshed up like anime,
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Lookin' like death note, chop it till your down throat,
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S.O.D. money get gang like lipo.
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All light white coat, anime dad dog.
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Yeah I'm anime, swagged up like: yeah dog.
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Saw four dogs in the rows when I rode through,
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Rolls Royce black, and I'm looking like Goku.
  
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When the forums changed, I was a lone wolf. I took my time to play TF2 with the other Steam junkies instead of pooping at all. I thought I was going to quit. I was going to be BMATF but not the pooper, the gamer, and never go back. Ever.
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-''Soulja Boy''
  
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But I did go back. Months later, I returned to pooping and forum going. I knew I couldn't neglect the thing that kept me going. I dedicated a lot of my time to the forums after that. I went through fern crises with friends to obsessions with a teenage robot to hanging out with my favorite two-tailed fox. So many things started there, most notably the Buttercup love had been revealed there, in the PPG thread which is absolutely beautiful. Of course, everyone still complains which is funny to read.
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My current life condensed into poetic justice.
  
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I had made my permanent stay.
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{{vid|LMEBczr4ouk}}
  
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Pooping has been a ride, from going to shitty to decent and jumping from sources like a frog, until AOSTH and PPG led the scene. I've made many friends and many enemies as well. Not to mention that this has been a shitfest, but you know what, I wouldn't have it any other way.
 
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A fabulous shitfest.
 
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What a damn good two years it has been.
 
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== Finding Youtube Poop ==
 
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===A Day on Nsider===
 
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It was a fine day. The sun was shining. Actually it wasn't, it was snowing outside. Still, it was fine. Maybe.
 
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On the Nintendo Nsider Shitfest Forums, I went onto the board I usually went to, the Mario board. Browsing the threads, yadda yadda, then something caught my eye. "Funny Mario Videos". Oh good! I needed some laughs to brighten up this absolutely glorious winter day. I went in, and there were lots of Youtube links. I clicked on one, and there it was, the first poop I ever saw. [[SuperYoshi]]'s "IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS". I laughed so hard at it, you have no idea how funny it was to me back then. I watched the rest of them, which had stuff by SuperYoshi again and [[1upclock]]. Then, there was an "other" category, all of which were poops by dvariano. They were all absolutely hilarious, so I bookmarked his channel. I didn't even know it was Youtube Poop until much later. After the thread was deleted by the gay admins who masturbate to dog sex especially NOA_Andy I made a new thread with all of dvariano's Mario videos.
 
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===Searching for Poop===
 
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Link: The Faces of Evil. What a terrible game with terrible cutscenes. But the cutscenes were hilarious. I was on the hunt for those cutscenes, when something caught my eye. It was "Youtube Poop: That Was Swell" by giraph. I wondered, what the hell was Youtube Poop? After enjoying this lovely poop or something I searched it up. Back then it was mostly CD-i poops, and they were all funny to me. I used to watch poops every day just to get laughs. It wasn't until later that I realized dvariano's videos were poops also, and SuperYoshi's and 1upclock's stuff.
 
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===Making Poop===
 
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It was June 26th, 2007. I was on Youtube. I was watching Calculate900's videos with such interest my eyes were gleaming. One video caught my eye, it was "WMM Tutorial" or something. I watched it, and I cheered. It told me how to make poops! What an exciting day. I realized I had WMM and opened it up, and downloaded the CD-i clips I needed. I threw together a terrible piece of shit and uploaded it anyways to a new account. Big Mario and Tails fan.
 
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Months later, thanks to the inspiration of [[Misselaineous10]], I bought Adobe Premiere Elements 3.0, and have been using that ever since.
 
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Quite a nice program, I must say.
 
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===Banned===
 
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At the end of February 2008, I got on, and to my displeasure, my account was suspended. Fuck. 310 subscribers, 120 videos, subscriptions and friends galore, effort, hardwork, blood and semen, all gone. Copyright Infringement gay shit. Terms of Use Violation is what they called it. But I had a backup alt, and then I used it to my advantage. After reuploading all the shit worth reuploading, I started making new poops. This account has succeeded my original, but the original still lives on in my heart. Those 120 videos are never coming back. Or, most of them, at least.
 
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I currently make, well, whatever the hell I want.
 
  
 
==Style==
 
==Style==
  
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
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*Anything! (this list would go on forever if I kept going)
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*[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Sonic X]]
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*[[Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt]] and most anime
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*[[Happy Tree Friends]]
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*[[Space Ghost: Coast to Coast]]
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*[[Dr. Tran]]
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*There She Is!
 
*[[PowerPuff Girls (show)]]
 
*[[PowerPuff Girls (show)]]
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*[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Sonic X]]
 
 
*[[Super Mario World]], [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]], and [[Super Mario Bros. Super Show]]
 
*[[Super Mario World]], [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]], and [[Super Mario Bros. Super Show]]
 
*[[Ren and Stimpy]]  <!-- hopefully-->
 
*[[Ren and Stimpy]]  <!-- hopefully-->
 
*[[Mario Head]]
 
*[[Mario Head]]
 
*[[Fritz the Cat]] (if I had any left)
 
*[[Fritz the Cat]] (if I had any left)
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*[[Lucky Star]]
 
* Vlogs
 
* Vlogs
 
* Random commercials
 
* Random commercials
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===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
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*[[Ear Rape]]
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*Pitch shifting/Speed up slow down
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*[[Stutter Loop plus]]
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*Reversing
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*[[Stutter Loop Plus]]
 
*[[You Cut]]
 
*[[You Cut]]
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*Speed up, speed down
 
 
etc
 
etc
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
 
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*[[CD-I]], boring an unoriginal most of the time, even people who attempt to be original fail most of the damn time.
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*[[CD-I]], the console, panned by critics and gamers alike
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*People who hate ferns. YOU COLD HEARTED BASTARDS.
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*[[Sonic X]], written by monkeys
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*Extreme Slow-mo. I really don't need to go into depth on this one. Seriously. Come on, EXTREME slow-mo? Who's going to watch shit with that?
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*Anal blending abuse (see above)
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*MS PAINT JOB. Once again, don't need to go in depth on this one. People fail at paint. Srsly.
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*MS PAINT JOB (the most painful sexual experience)
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*Chicken. I just hate it.
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*McChicken
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*You. Welcome to your world.
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*Those who doubt the Durst
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*Stupid people. Examples include:
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**Greg Kinnear
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***Neo-Nazis
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****Genital Warts
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*****/a/
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******The cops
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*******Andy (from Woody's Got Wood)
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********Chris X
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*********Chris motherfucking Thorndyke X III
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{{vid|W3F2TInKv5M}}
  
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
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<!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances-->
 
<!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances-->
  
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*The biggest smack in the face comment I ever got was on my video, GO OUT WITH A BANG! On Dailymotion, The Electric Cheese said it sucked, like, a year ago but I don't give a fuck anymore. It did suck.
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*The Electric Cheese said something and I think it hurt my feelings
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*A guy named VaderNES attacked me by posting 5 times in THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW (Part 3) on how my video sucked. I know it was because I didn't put Micheal Jackson music in there. What a funny man.
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*Poor people who accidentally found my videos and cried actual tears in real life
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*Other comments were either people who didn't know what YTP was, the YTP hater clones, or people who hate Ear Rape.
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*I criticize myself for not doing anything
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*I hate most of my poops due to my low self-esteem, and I can't make shit anymore.
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*Because of Buttercup and Cosmo people think I like to jizz in plants to water them and then I capture children and then put them into the plants and the plants put into shoes and the children in shoes thrown around at you and then the shoes come off at you and then I whoop your ass.
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*There are many people who hate me because of my Buttercup obsession, but that's okay. I can deal with it.
 
  
 
===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
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*I've created many mini fads that eventually died out, but lived for a little bit.
 
*I've created many mini fads that eventually died out, but lived for a little bit.
 
*[[Stegblob]] subscribed to me on 12/1/07.
 
*[[Stegblob]] subscribed to me on 12/1/07.
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*Dr. Robotnik Teaches Sex Ed is one of the most popular, excluding most of [[Stegblob]]'s poops, Robotnik poops. It's hit 20,000 views, wat.
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*Dr. Robotnik Teaches Sex Ed is one of the most popular, excluding most of [[Stegblob]]'s poops, Robotnik poops. It's hit 50,000 views, wat.
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*I started the Chain Poop, a pretty popular collaboration on the YCP forums.
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*I started the [[Chain Poop]], a pretty popular collaboration on the YCP forums.
 
*some stupid fad that started called "&" that I made one day when I was bored.
 
*some stupid fad that started called "&" that I made one day when I was bored.
 
*ANOTHER STUPID FAD that started called "Nooo..." consisting of the clip where Buttercup is being attacked by a red monster that's her size and doesn't think she can beat him without her blanket. The clip was awkwardly taken, making it seem like the monster was going to rape her. Deepercutt launched the whole thing when he responded, and now everyone is. Help me. So then I deleted it. Do I regret it? No.
 
*ANOTHER STUPID FAD that started called "Nooo..." consisting of the clip where Buttercup is being attacked by a red monster that's her size and doesn't think she can beat him without her blanket. The clip was awkwardly taken, making it seem like the monster was going to rape her. Deepercutt launched the whole thing when he responded, and now everyone is. Help me. So then I deleted it. Do I regret it? No.
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*Other fads I don't want to talk about
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*Geoff the Hero favorites "Randy Savage's Perfect Math Class". Never been prouder of myself in my entire life.
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*Hosted all three of the Robotnik Collabs
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{{vid|NMgyKI7sgvU}}
  
 
== Poops ==
 
== Poops ==
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|5-17-09
 
|5-17-09
 
|1:02
 
|1:02
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX17Kf7wJuQ Luigi loses all touch with reality.]'''
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|6-15-09
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|3:19
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7lVzikIE0 BigMarioandTailsfan]'''
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|7-22-09
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|5:25
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sazZohLnOrQ Space Ghost goes on vacation.]'''
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|7-30-09
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|1:00
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg_pii6kVVU T1 or Stafy Accidentally Crashes Into a Piece of Seaweed]
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|11-6-09
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|1:06
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8n-ihnXpFM Robotnik wishes someone special a Merry Christmas]
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|12-26-09
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|1:36
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUnu017vrig Robotnik finally bonds with his children]
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|2-9-10
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|2:05
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhMlw_FznIU Flaky wishes Crazy a happy birthday!]
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|5-24-10
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|2:15
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQlUtJ4MMUU Nick Cage watches Lucky Star]
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|6-28-10
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|1:39
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTp2TIF1Sro Aru's Wiggly Party (ft. Nick Cage)]
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|8-22-10
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|1:09
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI1VJ9ZDKQU Robotnik Invests In A Chili Bean Factory]
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|8-24-10
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|2:17
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcin589VylI Tails' BALLIN' Adventure]
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|9-3-10
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|1:11
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbTyMiLwJ00 AC trolls Shaq]
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|9-18-10
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|1:04
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnLLKvTLMQA T2: The Fall of Captain Feathersword]
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|10-26-10
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|1:47
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3F2TInKv5M An Angelic Tale]
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|11-14-10
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|3:19
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMEBczr4ouk Robotnik's Fatal Kitty Litter Incident]
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|2-24-11
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|2:16
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udT3PLHyAJo Steve's Unhealthy Obsession]
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|2-27-11
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|2:03
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLGVHZqHfg Kirino's Captain Birthday Bash]
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|4-14-11
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|1:07
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUWeuKbrD7c Soulja Boy: The Video Game]
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|6-15-11
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|0:33
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flXErnyQtkU Sexual Surgery]
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|8-6-11
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|1:17
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGzj_pdiFNQ Dave Grohl's Walking Lessons]
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|9-18-11
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|1:14
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJOPWf-IUAs Robotnik: The Hero, The Legend]
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|10-23-11
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|2:26
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY0PiKv0tkA Ground Zero: Nietzschejou]
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|11-17-11
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|1:12
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMgyKI7sgvU Lou Albano has some big problems]
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|11-20-11
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|2:02
 
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=== Collabs ===
 
=== Collabs ===
  
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lp-D2KiONs Poopers Unite!]
 
*Chain Poop 1 and 2 ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvzBn80OBqs Round 1] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQvXIq7w9Qc Round 34])
 
*Chain Poop 1 and 2 ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvzBn80OBqs Round 1] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQvXIq7w9Qc Round 34])
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWfZo-UjjAw Underused AOSTH character collab]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWfZo-UjjAw Underused AOSTH character collab]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcrhEloJTSc Pyramid Chain]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcrhEloJTSc Pyramid Chain]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YJ4ktW2lyc Poop collab with Wikiwow]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YJ4ktW2lyc Poop collab with Wikiwow]
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*Super Mario Bros. Movie Collab (unfinished, most likely failed)
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBFq-G-Tigg Ten Second Collab]
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*Youtube Poop Movie (In progress)
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*Youtube Poop Movie (Unsure)
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPR44kG8W9s Anime Collab]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPR44kG8W9s Anime Collab]
 
*Robotnik Collab  
 
*Robotnik Collab  
 
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svNTbWhPyXQ Part 1]  
 
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svNTbWhPyXQ Part 1]  
 
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIcLkpKBTHk Part 2]
 
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIcLkpKBTHk Part 2]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcC7fcc4LzM Chewfag Girls Collab entry]
+
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_O89aHSiF0 Chewfag Girls Collab]
 +
*PPG Collab
 +
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayo6Ua5YTZQ Part 1]
 +
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlFlQUtr9OU Part 2]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMceEXrDyeY Another 10 Second Collab]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ucRDWqHz4Q Ed, Edd n' Eddy Collab]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEMcbd47dGU Daedreamer87 Collab]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAso68ZHYwU Dr. Tran Collab]
 +
*Robotnik Collab 2
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj8FCfoGHZE Part 1]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYWc-03llA0 Part 2]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVYaMxINNNY Part 3]
 +
*Lou Albano Collab
  
 
===Tennis===
 
===Tennis===
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*[[AntiEthan]]
 
*[[AntiEthan]]
 
*[[manwith10toes]]
 
*[[manwith10toes]]
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*Erarg
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*[[Erarg]]
 
*[[Calculate900]]
 
*[[Calculate900]]
 
*[[JazzDanceForChildren]]
 
*[[JazzDanceForChildren]]
−
*Krobo
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*[[KroboProductions|Krobo]]
−
*ADHDYoshi
+
*[[ADHDYoshi]]
 
*[[Ishkibibl]]
 
*[[Ishkibibl]]
−
*[[Mei]]
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*[[MeiAIDS]]
 
*[[intenseowl]]
 
*[[intenseowl]]
 
*[[RabbitSnore]] (again)
 
*[[RabbitSnore]] (again)
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*[[Emperor Ing]] (BY COMMAND)
 
*[[Emperor Ing]] (BY COMMAND)
  
 +
{{vid|lDdSAbNsJhk}}
  
 
'''Has Played:'''
 
'''Has Played:'''
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*4. [[Christoph]]
 
*4. [[Christoph]]
 
*5. [[SoldierElerium]]
 
*5. [[SoldierElerium]]
−
*6. KingCornholio
+
*6. [[KingCornholio]]
 
*7. [[Furnessly]]
 
*7. [[Furnessly]]
 
*8. [[Kiz038]]
 
*8. [[Kiz038]]
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*9. OMGTSN
+
*9. [[OMGTSN]]
 
*10. [[Terroristx123]]
 
*10. [[Terroristx123]]
 
*11. [[MarkieV101]]
 
*11. [[MarkieV101]]
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*13. [[Conrad Slater]]
 
*13. [[Conrad Slater]]
 
*14. [[UncleChuckTH]]
 
*14. [[UncleChuckTH]]
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*15. ELPSteel
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*15. [[ELPSteel]]
 
*16. [[GameCubeHero]]
 
*16. [[GameCubeHero]]
 
*17. [[Grabboarm]]
 
*17. [[Grabboarm]]
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*23. [[quax94]]
 
*23. [[quax94]]
 
*24. [[crazythesecond]]
 
*24. [[crazythesecond]]
 +
*25. [[vvaluigi]]
 +
*26. magmalord43
 +
*27. [[Piodx]]
 +
*28. [[vvaluigi]] (rematch)
 +
*29. [[zacheatscrackers]]
 +
*30. [[Toggle]] and [[SuperNES16]] (3-way)
 +
*31. [[LighningLuigi]]
 +
*32. [[RAZOR]] and [[InsaneWalruz]]
 +
 +
'''Is playing:'''
 +
*[[BSP666c]]
 +
*[[CaptainStringCheese]]
 +
*[[AbsoluteBillion]]
 +
*[[StickerBoyTheNextGen]]
 +
*[[TheAnnoyingWeaboo]]
  
 
'''Wants to try:'''
 
'''Wants to try:'''
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'''Timing:'''
 
'''Timing:'''
 
*Any time I'm not doing something.
 
*Any time I'm not doing something.
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== Poop Account Links ==
 
−
 
−
[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=BMATF Youtube Account]
 
−
 
−
[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF Dailymotion Account]
 
−
 
−
[http://www.megavideo.com/?c=profile&user=BigMarioandTailsfan Megavideo Account]
 
−
 
−
[http://youtube.com/user/ButtercupsLover Alternate account]
 
−
 
−
[http://youtube.com/user/DrHouseTan Tennis Account]
 
−
 
−
[[Image:Fern.PNG|thumb|right|Cosmo the Fern is awesome, but not as awesome as Buttercup.]]
 
−
 
−
== Website ==
 
−
 
−
[http://www.freewebs.com/bigmarioandtailsfan/index.htm BMATF's Youtube Poop Site]
 
−
 
−
== Trivia ==
 
−
 
−
* I am obsessed with the Powerpuff Girls, Robotnik, and Tails.
 
−
* I'm in love with Buttercup.
 
−
* I own the sun which nobody has realized is really Robotnik on fire.
 
−
* I am really really strange.
 
−
* My name is Steven.
 
−
* Is gay. (according to stegblob who is also gay)
 
−
**This statement is proven false by his love of Buttercup.
 
−
* Is an awesome person and better than you.
 
−
* The above statement is true.
 
−
* Ferns are awesome.
 
−
* & is sexy.
 
−
* I can't think of anything else to add to this list.
 
−
 
−
===Fans===
 
−
<!--This section should not be self edited-->
 
−
*[[BigLuigiandSonicfan]]
 
−
*[[NegroTed]]
 
−
*[[Furnessly]]
 
−
 
−
===Links===
 
−
 
−
*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/bigmarioandtailsfan Youtube Poop Directory Listing]
 
−
*[http://youtube.com/user/bmatf at Youtube]
 
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*[http://www.dailymotion.com/bmatf Poops elsewhere]
 
−
<!-- This last one is only relates to poop, use other links for deviant art etc.-->
 
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===Other Links===
 
−
<!-- Delete as applicable-->
 
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*[http://freewebs.com/bigmarioandtailsfan/ Own site]
 
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*[http://s242.photobucket.com/albums/ff153/BMATF/ Photobucket]
 
−
*[http://bmatf.deviantart.com/ Deviantart]
 
−
*[http://youtube.com/user/PawdanapaffGazelles PPG Episode Account]
 
−
 
−
== Personality ==
 
−
 
−
I am a very odd person with low self-esteem and will yell at you if I feel like it. DON'T FUCK WITH ME MAN. GO TO HELL. FUCK YOU BALTIMORE.
 
−
 
−
== Personal Info ==
 
−
 
−
Name: Steven Driscoll
 
−
 
−
Age: 17
 
−
 
−
Country: USA
 
−
 
−
Interests: Shit.
 
−
 
−
Job: More shit.
 
  
 
==Associates==
 
==Associates==
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===Online===
 
===Online===
 
<!-- Those whom this person does collaborative poops, tennis or has regular dealing with. -->
 
<!-- Those whom this person does collaborative poops, tennis or has regular dealing with. -->
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*Shazy-Shaze
 +
*Premium1Black
 +
*[[CaptainStringCheese]]
 +
*theothercheese
 +
*Xyden/Dxman
 +
*lolmushrooms
 +
*Cynnicio
 +
*SteveCentra
 +
*Rosetta
 +
*NoBoiSux
 +
*[[Fiddlesticks411]]
 +
*[[AbsoluteBillion]]
 +
*vvaluigi
 +
*YamiMario
 +
*[[Toggle1200]]
 +
*[[crazythesecond]]
 +
*SuperNES16
 
*[[Conrad Slater]]
 
*[[Conrad Slater]]
 
*[[UncleChuckTH]]
 
*[[UncleChuckTH]]
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*[[zacheatscrackers]]
 
*[[zacheatscrackers]]
 
*[[toadomos]]
 
*[[toadomos]]
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===Influences===
 
===Influences===
 
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<!--This should be self edited-->
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=== Making Poop ===
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==== Making Poop ====
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*[[SpAmStIkA]]   
 
*[[SpAmStIkA]]   
 
*[[Calculate900]]  
 
*[[Calculate900]]  
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*[[MarkieV101]]
 
*[[MarkieV101]]
  
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=== Style ===
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==== Style ====
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*[[Domorato]]
 
*[[Domorato]]
 
*[[Stegblob]]
 
*[[Stegblob]]
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*[[MrGenericMan]]
 
*[[MrGenericMan]]
  
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[[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb||left|This article on me deserves a ten. Well, maybe not anymore.]]
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===Fans===
 +
<!--This section should not be self edited-->
 +
*[[BigLuigiandSonicfan]]
 +
*[[NegroTed]]
 +
*[[Furnessly]]
 +
*[[zacheatscrackers]]
 +
*[[Spiral]]
 +
*[[DoomZappo]]
 +
*[[CaptainStringCheese]]
 +
*[[kingplatypus3rd]]
 +
 
 +
{{vid|CvlAt-Vc_b8}}
 +
 
 +
== Trivia ==
 +
* I am obsessed with A LOT.
 +
* Doki the rabbit is the best.
 +
* Buttercup is my favorite PPG.
 +
* I own the sun which nobody has realized is really Robotnik on fire.
 +
* I am bizarro loco like Koko
 +
* My name is Erik and I have extremities
 +
* Is gay. (according to stegblob who is also gay)
 +
**This statement is proven false by his love of Buttercup.
 +
***But remains to be proven twice because BMATF and Buttercup seem to be having problems.
 +
****Let's hope he's not gay. Seriously.
 +
*****Why are we still adding on to this!
 +
******I don't know. Seriously.
 +
*******This is amazing!
 +
********Not as amazing as the fact that we're still adding stuff on to this here.
 +
*********What's happening?!
 +
**********HELP!
 +
***********EXCUSE ME I AM IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION
 +
************AUGHGHGH
 +
*************This will never end
 +
**************What was this even about originally
 +
* Is an awesome person and better than you.
 +
* The above statement is true.
 +
* Ferns are plants meant to spice up your home office
 +
* & is sexy. (well drawn symbols)
 +
* I can't think of anything else to add to this list. (blatant lying)
 +
* Has a plush of Rosie. (this is true)
 +
* Knows how to lure hookers to his house.
 +
* And sluts. (See [[Panty]])
 +
* Has super saiyan swagger
 +
* I wish Longmont Potion Castle would call me
 +
 
 +
==Links==
 +
*[http://youtube.com/user/bmatf Youtube Account]
 +
*[http://youtube.com/user/ButtercupsLover Condemned]
 +
*[http://youtube.com/user/DrHouseTan Tennis Account]
 +
*[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF Dailymotion Account]
 +
*[http://www.megavideo.com/?c=profile&user=BigMarioandTailsfan Megavideo Account]
 +
<!-- This last one is only relates to poop, use other links for deviant art etc.-->
 +
===Other Links===
 +
<!-- Delete as applicable-->
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*[http://freewebs.com/bigmarioandtailsfan/ His own Website]
 +
*[http://s242.photobucket.com/albums/ff153/BMATF/ Photobucket]
 +
*[http://bmatf.deviantart.com/ Deviantart]
 +
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/105954-the-end/#entry4248746 Goodbye Message to YouChew]
 +
 
 +
== Personality ==
 +
 
 +
I'm weird. If I wasn't then I'd be boring. I have serious self-esteem issues and suffers from easy depression syndrome because I think I can't do anything of worth, when I probably do but I just don't notice it. If I was normal then I'd probably be [[dead]] because all normal people do is commit [[suicide]]. With sleeping pills.
 +
 
 +
== Personal Info ==
 +
 
 +
Name: Erik
 +
 
 +
Age: Older than the Illuminati
 +
 
 +
Country: God Bless the USA
 +
 
 +
Interests: It's your property (end of story)
 +
 
 +
Job: Anime Priest
 +
 
 +
I'M NOT UPDATING THE HALL OF AVATARS ANYMORE IT'S TOO MUCH WORK!!!!!!!
 +
 
 +
==Hall of Avatars==
 +
<gallery>
 +
Image:Super-mario-64-star-locations-guide-walkthrough-screenshot.jpg|First avatar I ever had.
 +
Image:Newrevolution.PNG|First to make a joke dies
 +
Image:Panty.PNG|Panty is the best slut.
 +
Image:Giggleslol.PNG|Derp.
 +
Image:Tran2.PNG|Dr. Tran is famous
 +
Image:Yeschew.PNG|Under attack!
 +
Image:Spaceghost.PNG|Space Ghost in a trance
 +
Image:Nepetaissocute.PNG|Nepeta!
 +
Image:Rosie.PNG|Rosie!
 +
Image:Dokicomeshome.PNG|Doki!
 +
Image:Tailsicon2.PNG|Tails!
 +
Image:Louicon3.PNG|Mario sees your soul
 +
Image:Yoko.png|Gurren Lagann swag
 +
Image:Zackdelarocha.png|Rage against the avatars
 +
Image:Karkatreaches.PNG|Karkat!
 +
Image:Konatasteam2.png|April Fools! No seriously
 +
Image:Binches.png|Bianca! I fought her like ten times, but she's still cool!
 +
Image:Adeleine2.png|Adeleine!
 +
Image:Lily.png|Lily!
 +
Image:Adeleine.png|Adeleine is quite amazing.
 +
Image:Ore.png|Kirino is a bitch, but she's cool.
 +
Image:Professor.png|Hakase Hakase Hakase
 +
Image:Hakase.png|Hakase Hakase Hakase!
 +
Image:Yukko.png|Yukko Yukko Yukko?
 +
Image:Howkawaii.png|Spider lolis.
 +
Image:Adeleine3.png|Adeleine returns.
 +
Image:Victorique.png|Victorique reading 1984.
 +
Image:Adeleinefinal.png|More painting.
 +
Image:Squidgirl.png|The inkvasion begins!
 +
Image:Nanonano2.png|Nano Nano!
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</gallery>
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[[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb||right|This article on me deserves a ten. Again.]]

Latest revision as of 02:49, 26 February 2018

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Name: BigMarioandTailsfan/BMATF
Real Name: Erik
Sex: Male
Country: USA

First Poop: I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID MY STUFF
Year Started: 2007
Preferred Sources: AOSTH, Anime, There She Is!, Happy Tree Friends, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Dr. Tran, Powerpuff Girls, Super Mario Bros Super Show
Preferred Methods: Ear rape, stuttering, speed up, slow down, You Cut
Preferred Software: Adobe Premiere Elements 3.0, Sony Vegas Pro 9
YouTube Account: BMATF

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A Chronicled History[edit]

There once was a man who lived on a forum with a bunch of people who liked Nintendo too much. There was one soul, Revoloution98, devoid of spelling education and common sense, trapped in an endless limbo of monotony. Who is to say who is the victim or who is the villain? By the end of the year 2006 A.D (after the death of Krispy Khrist, our lord), at the dawn of unfortunate anal blending, Revoloution98, the smartest person who could never spell the word "revolution", discovered Youtube Poop on a forum about Mario, which has little but maybe some association with video editing. Needless to say, this birthed a whole new man, who, after being banned because the moderators didn't like being spoiled the ending of Snakes on a Plane, became a new entity in a world of new possibilities. After venturing into the world of video editing and time consumption, this man found clips of a game nobody likes on a system nobody cares about, but was animated by Russian sweatshop peasants, so it made for a good mascot of mediocrity. At this point, the man joined the Youtube Poop forums.

Bematt, or the artist formerly known as BigMarioandTailsfan, BMATF, Be Matt Fernard, and sometimes Fred Durst came forth from the genesis seed in 2007, year of the prophet of maiden heavens. In this conception upon heavenly rays burst forth a being of immense confusion. Cast out beyond the shores of yonder forest, this fetal catastrophe grew into a complete being, wielding the power of a thousand Limp Bizkit solos. BigMarioandTailsfan was born from the passion of Italian cuisine and the rules of nature, the very memes of our existence, animals who roam the vast expanses of human compassion. Alas, who is to say how the journey was destined to proceed? Along the way, BigMarioandTailsfan had to climb up expanses of water, dance, and conduct colonoscopies upon bleached anuses. With a wide variety of muscular skills, BigMarioandTailsfan dropped into a world of conception, rebranding himself as the market friendly BMATF whom many still consider as the man who was once, or maybe the man who is still, but beyond it all is a solemn truth about fate.

When he ventured into the Jungles of Namamutuu, BMATF threw punches at all directions, and became a grizzled warrior, not afraid of conflict or suffering. With his powers harnessed into one enema, a bowel movement to pierce beyond the veil of distinction, BMATF became one with the YouChew forums, and also became one with Team Fortress 2, a game that was really good at one point but then was outworn and outgunned. In essence, YouTube Poop brought BMATF to enlightenment on an internet forum, which in turn, just allowed him to conduct activities because he felt like it. This could go into detail but at this point people who are still reading may want to know more about the previously stated "anal blending" techniques which I have promised to anyone who reads the complete documented history of the life and times of Bematt, formerly known as Smut Muffin in some clubs and also known as Anime Jesus in some countries.

(Anal Blending, also known as Butt Beating, Hole Smashing, Bleached Omelet, and Intestinal Waveboarding, is the act of using an egg beater to irritate the inner lining of the anus, causing an enema of intense proportions, in turn causing intense and fatal bowel movements. This technique was used, utilized, taught, lived, and breathed throughout Bematt's lifespan throughout the years, especially up to the this point! However this technique is easily abused and can cause anal time ruptures in the continuum.)

When BMATF became Bematt, it was because Nu-Metal God Fred Durst christened him as a holy spirit, sent him the DoubleSwee Demigod Emporium to learn of the ways of the world and then came home, four in the morning, and he was zoning. The importance of this all lies in the fulcrum of the events at play. Bematt was possessed by anime spirits who then helped him to realize the way beyond the simple truth. In the end, Bematt left a different man than before. This was necessary. Also, anal blending (see above). Now begins the intermission of a thousand suns.

Leaving YouChew[edit]

On September 4, 2012, BMATF announced his official leave from the YouChew fourms after 5 years. He stated that he may drop in from time to time or lurk a bit, but besides that, he's done. Heartfelt goodbyes were shared that day. He will be missed.

When Bematt left, worlds shifted into a whole new light. Bematt began to play video games faster than normal people would play them. He also started to love squids and anime and also put them together instead to bring both loves together simultaneously to create the ultimate being. Bematt had to leave because he has to cleanse beyond the boundaries of his being. In within himself, he found himself searching beyond troubled waters for the great Limp Bizkit in the sky.

Entr'acte[edit]

Anime swag, I'm flying like Goku Anime swag when I pull up in that old school Anime, drop pants; anime, wrist and chains; anime, and everything; anime. Gucci skin; anime, my backpack; anime, That h-pop with glock cut that's anime, Oh my god anyway, I'm ballin' up that avenue, Anime swag, and I'm throwing money at the roof. Anime everything, anime Beiber chain, Harombom platinum dongs with the aramow, All that every day, anyway, I'm anime. May I ask what you niggas pay, Smokin' up a pound a day. Everything, everyday, everything; anime. Lookin' at a nigga fleshed up like anime, Lookin' like death note, chop it till your down throat, S.O.D. money get gang like lipo. All light white coat, anime dad dog. Yeah I'm anime, swagged up like: yeah dog. Saw four dogs in the rows when I rode through, Rolls Royce black, and I'm looking like Goku.

-Soulja Boy

My current life condensed into poetic justice.

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Style[edit]

Preferred Sources[edit]

Preferred Methods[edit]

etc

Dislikes[edit]

  • CD-I, the console, panned by critics and gamers alike
  • Sonic X, written by monkeys
  • Anal blending abuse (see above)
  • MS PAINT JOB (the most painful sexual experience)
  • McChicken
  • Those who doubt the Durst
  • Stupid people. Examples include:
    • Greg Kinnear
      • Neo-Nazis
        • Genital Warts
          • /a/
            • The cops
              • Andy (from Woody's Got Wood)
                • Chris X
                  • Chris motherfucking Thorndyke X III

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Reception[edit]

Criticism[edit]

  • The Electric Cheese said something and I think it hurt my feelings
  • Poor people who accidentally found my videos and cried actual tears in real life
  • I criticize myself for not doing anything
  • Because of Buttercup and Cosmo people think I like to jizz in plants to water them and then I capture children and then put them into the plants and the plants put into shoes and the children in shoes thrown around at you and then the shoes come off at you and then I whoop your ass.

Achievements[edit]

  • I've created many mini fads that eventually died out, but lived for a little bit.
  • Stegblob subscribed to me on 12/1/07.
  • Dr. Robotnik Teaches Sex Ed is one of the most popular, excluding most of Stegblob's poops, Robotnik poops. It's hit 50,000 views, wat.
  • I started the Chain Poop, a pretty popular collaboration on the YCP forums.
  • some stupid fad that started called "&" that I made one day when I was bored.
  • ANOTHER STUPID FAD that started called "Nooo..." consisting of the clip where Buttercup is being attacked by a red monster that's her size and doesn't think she can beat him without her blanket. The clip was awkwardly taken, making it seem like the monster was going to rape her. Deepercutt launched the whole thing when he responded, and now everyone is. Help me. So then I deleted it. Do I regret it? No.
  • Other fads I don't want to talk about
  • Geoff the Hero favorites "Randy Savage's Perfect Math Class". Never been prouder of myself in my entire life.
  • Hosted all three of the Robotnik Collabs

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Poops[edit]

First Poop seen[edit]

IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS

First Poop made[edit]

I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID MY STUFF (only exists on my dailymotion account now)


List of Poops[edit]

BMATF often uses Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog in his poops.

This is a list of poops I made AFTER the banning, I can't be bothered to re-list all that shit. Listed in order by date, only main poops listed, no trap vids, tennis, or filler shit.

Name Date Uploaded Length
Robotnik is Helpless 2-26-08 3:47
Sonic and his pizza keep running 3-29-08 3:06
Robotnik and Tails do faggotry (farggotry) 4-19-08 3:09
Mr. Fetch is the power of anonymous 6-6-08 2:02
Paper Robotnik 2: The Billion Year Mobium 7-19-08 3:25
Luigi refuses to do the mario. 8-17-08 3:35
Mr. Freeze doesn't think so. 8-21-08 2:34
Robotnik and the Wholigans 12-09-08 3:15
Buttercup and the Parent Teacher Conference Conspiracy 2-6-09 3:15
Tarotists in Russiasville 2-26-09 3:18
BUTTERCUP PLAYS FOOTBALL 3-30-09 2:30
Kill the Spy 5-17-09 1:02
Luigi loses all touch with reality. 6-15-09 3:19
BigMarioandTailsfan 7-22-09 5:25
Space Ghost goes on vacation. 7-30-09 1:00
T1 or Stafy Accidentally Crashes Into a Piece of Seaweed 11-6-09 1:06
Robotnik wishes someone special a Merry Christmas 12-26-09 1:36
Robotnik finally bonds with his children 2-9-10 2:05
Flaky wishes Crazy a happy birthday! 5-24-10 2:15
Nick Cage watches Lucky Star 6-28-10 1:39
Aru's Wiggly Party (ft. Nick Cage) 8-22-10 1:09
Robotnik Invests In A Chili Bean Factory 8-24-10 2:17
Tails' BALLIN' Adventure 9-3-10 1:11
AC trolls Shaq 9-18-10 1:04
T2: The Fall of Captain Feathersword 10-26-10 1:47
An Angelic Tale 11-14-10 3:19
Robotnik's Fatal Kitty Litter Incident 2-24-11 2:16
Steve's Unhealthy Obsession 2-27-11 2:03
Kirino's Captain Birthday Bash 4-14-11 1:07
Soulja Boy: The Video Game 6-15-11 0:33
Sexual Surgery 8-6-11 1:17
Dave Grohl's Walking Lessons 9-18-11 1:14
Robotnik: The Hero, The Legend 10-23-11 2:26
Ground Zero: Nietzschejou 11-17-11 1:12
Lou Albano has some big problems 11-20-11 2:02

Collabs[edit]

Part 1 Part 2

Part 1 Part 2

Tennis[edit]

Wants to play:

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Has Played:

Is playing:

Wants to try:

  • Free for all
  • Only SatAM cartoons
  • Only movies
  • Only video game clips
  • Only vlogs
  • Trap Tennis
  • YTPMV Tennis

Timing:

  • Any time I'm not doing something.

Associates[edit]

In Real Life[edit]

Online[edit]

Influences[edit]

Making Poop[edit]

Style[edit]

Fans[edit]

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Trivia[edit]

  • I am obsessed with A LOT.
  • Doki the rabbit is the best.
  • Buttercup is my favorite PPG.
  • I own the sun which nobody has realized is really Robotnik on fire.
  • I am bizarro loco like Koko
  • My name is Erik and I have extremities
  • Is gay. (according to stegblob who is also gay)
    • This statement is proven false by his love of Buttercup.
      • But remains to be proven twice because BMATF and Buttercup seem to be having problems.
        • Let's hope he's not gay. Seriously.
          • Why are we still adding on to this!
            • I don't know. Seriously.
              • This is amazing!
                • Not as amazing as the fact that we're still adding stuff on to this here.
                  • What's happening?!
                    • HELP!
                      • EXCUSE ME I AM IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION
                        • AUGHGHGH
                          • This will never end
                            • What was this even about originally
  • Is an awesome person and better than you.
  • The above statement is true.
  • Ferns are plants meant to spice up your home office
  • & is sexy. (well drawn symbols)
  • I can't think of anything else to add to this list. (blatant lying)
  • Has a plush of Rosie. (this is true)
  • Knows how to lure hookers to his house.
  • And sluts. (See Panty)
  • Has super saiyan swagger
  • I wish Longmont Potion Castle would call me

Links[edit]

Other Links[edit]

Personality[edit]

I'm weird. If I wasn't then I'd be boring. I have serious self-esteem issues and suffers from easy depression syndrome because I think I can't do anything of worth, when I probably do but I just don't notice it. If I was normal then I'd probably be dead because all normal people do is commit suicide. With sleeping pills.

Personal Info[edit]

Name: Erik

Age: Older than the Illuminati

Country: God Bless the USA

Interests: It's your property (end of story)

Job: Anime Priest

I'M NOT UPDATING THE HALL OF AVATARS ANYMORE IT'S TOO MUCH WORK!!!!!!!

Hall of Avatars[edit]

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    First avatar I ever had.

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    First to make a joke dies

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    Panty is the best slut.

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    Derp.

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    Dr. Tran is famous

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    Under attack!

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    Space Ghost in a trance

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    Nepeta!

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    Rosie!

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    Doki!

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    Tails!

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    Mario sees your soul

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    Gurren Lagann swag

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    Rage against the avatars

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    Karkat!

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    April Fools! No seriously

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    Bianca! I fought her like ten times, but she's still cool!

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    Adeleine!

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    Lily!

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    Adeleine is quite amazing.

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    Kirino is a bitch, but she's cool.

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    Hakase Hakase Hakase

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    Hakase Hakase Hakase!

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    Yukko Yukko Yukko?

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    Spider lolis.

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    Adeleine returns.

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    Victorique reading 1984.

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    More painting.

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    The inkvasion begins!

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    Nano Nano!

This article on me deserves a ten. Again.
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