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Stone Luigi is an expert craftsman who lives in dinosaur world. He once tossed a large football/stone hybrid at his brother, Mario, resulting in 5 broken ribs.
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Mario uttered this before he was injured:
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Stone Luigi is an expert craftsman who lives in [[Dinosaur World]] and is one of [[Luigi]]'s many forms.[[Image: Image0.jpg‎|thumb|Stone Luigi's showing off his amazing strength]]
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IT'S A STONE, LUIGI. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT.
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==Legal Issues==
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He once tossed a large [[American Football|football]]/stone hybrid at his brother, [[Mario]], resulting in 5 broken ribs. Mario uttered this before he was injured: "IT'S A STONE, LUIGI. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT." Stone Luigi protested thereafter, saying: "IT'S A [[American Football|FOOTBALL]]. I CHISELED IT." However, many eyewitnesses claimed Mario told Stone Luigi to "Throw [him] a pass," not knowing of his immense power. Mario has not yet filed any legal complaint against Stone Luigi after this incident.
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Some witnesses claim that Mario identified the "stone" as a [[bomb]] before it was thrown, while Stone Luigi remarked that the device was even official size. However, this theory has yet to be proven.
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Yoshi claims that he has a whole stash of them in his closet. This explains why Stone Luigi usually throws more than one at Mario.
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==His Creations==
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[[Image:fakeStoneLuigi.jpg|thumb|right|This is '''not''' Stone Luigi, but '''a''' stone Luigi. In fact, Stone Luigi chiseled this likeness of Tanooki Luigi's down-B move. Hey, [[I]] got to admit, he has [[no|some true talent here.]]]]
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Being the craftsman of the Youtube Poop Land, he has made many things, which include:
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*A stone [[American Football|football]]
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*[[Spaghetti]]
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*The term "Eggface"
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*A Stone Luigi
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*CaptainFleaSam's [[ship]]
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*[[Ganon]]'s blingage
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*The [[Uctions]] book
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*The [[Kingdom Hearts|Keyblade]]
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*[[Ms. Filkins]]'s necklace
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*The [[Robotnik Express]]
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*Notre Dame
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*All [[toasters]]
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*[[My Boy]].
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*[[Digdug25]]'s house and furniture.
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*A large fireball that causes third-degree burns.
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*[[MelvanainChains|MelvanainChains's]] pants.
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*[[Vorhias|Vorhias's]] [[breakfast]].
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*[[Bowser|Bowser's]] [[This Key|key]].
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*C.H. Greenblatt, who later created [[Chowder]].
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[[Category:Luigi]]
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'''He participated in the making of the following things:'''
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*[[India|Taj Mahal]]
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*Mount Rushmore
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*A cloned pig. (He made a few of the instruments that were used to complete the cloning project.)
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*Himself
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*[[Link: The Faces of Evil|The Faces of Evil]]
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*A nuclear bomb.
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*[[You]]
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*The Ten Commandments ([[God|Moses]] hired him to chisel them.)
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*The Eiffel Tower
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*The Great Pyramids
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*[[Frollo|Notre Dame]]
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*Vuvuzelas (But only for the fact that they can help him when proving a point to Mario.)
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==Trivia==
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[[Image:463px-Rock_Luigi.jpg‎|thumb|Rock Luigi, a close relative of Stone Luigi, in Super Mario Galaxy 2.]]
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*Stone Luigi and [[Fat Mario]] to this day are still fighting over what the football-thing is. This war will continue until [[Yoshi]] makes a compromise between them that it is a [[Yes|stone football.]]
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*Should not be confused with [[Mama Luigi]] as this form appears in the same state as the other.
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*Should also not be confused with [[Magic Drugs|Stoned Luigi]], the Luigi of [[the 1970's]].
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*Does not smoke weed despite the fact that he is, indeed, Stone Luigi and not something else.
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*Stone Luigi pitches his stone football with such incredible force that even Metal Mario is shattered by it.
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*He doesn't mind hearing a thousand vuvuzelas when talking about footballs.
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*Has a bad habit of running into wizards while playing football, which results in him being turned into his Egg Luigi form.
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==Quotes==
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*"Hey [[Mario]]! Look what [[I]] made!"
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*"It's a [[American Football|football]]! I chiseled it!"
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*"It's even official size!"
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*"...But [[no]]t ''official weight!''"
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*"But nada fish'll wait!"
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*"Who's an [[Rainbow Dash|egghead]], eggface?!"
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*"It's even official!"
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*"But [[no]]t official."
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Latest revision as of 14:28, 22 January 2013

Name: Stone Luigi
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): Stone Mason
Played By: Tony Rosato

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Stone Luigi is an expert craftsman who lives in Dinosaur World and is one of Luigi's many forms.

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Stone Luigi's showing off his amazing strength

Legal Issues[edit]

He once tossed a large football/stone hybrid at his brother, Mario, resulting in 5 broken ribs. Mario uttered this before he was injured: "IT'S A STONE, LUIGI. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT." Stone Luigi protested thereafter, saying: "IT'S A FOOTBALL. I CHISELED IT." However, many eyewitnesses claimed Mario told Stone Luigi to "Throw [him] a pass," not knowing of his immense power. Mario has not yet filed any legal complaint against Stone Luigi after this incident.

Some witnesses claim that Mario identified the "stone" as a bomb before it was thrown, while Stone Luigi remarked that the device was even official size. However, this theory has yet to be proven.

Yoshi claims that he has a whole stash of them in his closet. This explains why Stone Luigi usually throws more than one at Mario.

His Creations[edit]

This is not Stone Luigi, but a stone Luigi. In fact, Stone Luigi chiseled this likeness of Tanooki Luigi's down-B move. Hey, I got to admit, he has some true talent here.

Being the craftsman of the Youtube Poop Land, he has made many things, which include:

He participated in the making of the following things:

  • Taj Mahal
  • Mount Rushmore
  • A cloned pig. (He made a few of the instruments that were used to complete the cloning project.)
  • Himself
  • The Faces of Evil
  • A nuclear bomb.
  • You
  • The Ten Commandments (Moses hired him to chisel them.)
  • The Eiffel Tower
  • The Great Pyramids
  • Notre Dame
  • Vuvuzelas (But only for the fact that they can help him when proving a point to Mario.)

Trivia[edit]

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Rock Luigi, a close relative of Stone Luigi, in Super Mario Galaxy 2.
  • Stone Luigi and Fat Mario to this day are still fighting over what the football-thing is. This war will continue until Yoshi makes a compromise between them that it is a stone football.
  • Should not be confused with Mama Luigi as this form appears in the same state as the other.
  • Should also not be confused with Stoned Luigi, the Luigi of the 1970's.
  • Does not smoke weed despite the fact that he is, indeed, Stone Luigi and not something else.
  • Stone Luigi pitches his stone football with such incredible force that even Metal Mario is shattered by it.
  • He doesn't mind hearing a thousand vuvuzelas when talking about footballs.
  • Has a bad habit of running into wizards while playing football, which results in him being turned into his Egg Luigi form.

Quotes[edit]

  • "Hey Mario! Look what I made!"
  • "It's a football! I chiseled it!"
  • "It's even official size!"
  • "...But not official weight!"
  • "But nada fish'll wait!"
  • "Who's an egghead, eggface?!"
  • "It's even official!"
  • "But not official."
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