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== BigMarioandTailsfan ==
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{{Pooper}}{{KO|BigMarioandTailsfan}}{{Boomer}}{{old}}{{user|some super cool awesome veteran guy named '''BMATF'''}}{{majornewscontribute|past=yes}}{{NominatedFeature}}<br>
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[[image:639650799-main.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi this [[mah boi the game|gicle is long! You might want to pop some popcorn and sit back.]]
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{{Pooperbox
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===History===ame]] is what- wow this art
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|name=BigMarioandTailsfan/BMATF
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|image=Bmamf1.png
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|1stmade=I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID MY STUFF
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|year=07
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|sources=AOSTH, Anime, There She Is!, Happy Tree Friends, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Dr. Tran, Powerpuff Girls, Super Mario Bros Super Show
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|methods=Ear rape, stuttering, speed up, slow down, You Cut
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|tech=Adobe Premiere Elements 3.0, Sony Vegas Pro 9
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|realname=Erik
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|sex=Male
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|nationality=USA
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|youtubeaccount=BMATF
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}}
  
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I started pooping around the it's kind of like art. You rearrange it to make a new video that's strange, yet funny and entertaining to people.
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{{vid|-inGJyDwXsU}}
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===A Chronicled History===
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There once was a man who lived on a forum with a bunch of people who liked Nintendo too much. There was one soul, Revoloution98, devoid of spelling education and common sense, trapped in an endless limbo of monotony. Who is to say who is the victim or who is the villain? By the end of the year 2006 A.D (after the death of Krispy Khrist, our lord), at the dawn of unfortunate anal blending, Revoloution98, the smartest person who could never spell the word "revolution", discovered Youtube Poop on a forum about Mario, which has little but maybe some association with video editing. Needless to say, this birthed a whole new man, who, after being banned because the moderators didn't like being spoiled the ending of Snakes on a Plane, became a new entity in a world of new possibilities. After venturing into the world of video editing and time consumption, this man found clips of a game nobody likes on a system nobody cares about, but was animated by Russian sweatshop peasants, so it made for a good mascot of mediocrity. At this point, the man joined the Youtube Poop forums.
  
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[[Image:1180322921715.jpg|thumb|right|My channel icon and icon on the YTP forums. I found it hilarious. Credit to Nintenerd.]]
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'''Bematt''', or the artist formerly known as '''BigMarioandTailsfan''', '''BMATF''', '''Be Matt Fernard''', and sometimes '''Fred Durst''' came forth from the genesis seed in 2007, year of the prophet of maiden heavens. In this conception upon heavenly rays burst forth a being of immense confusion. Cast out beyond the shores of yonder forest, this fetal catastrophe grew into a complete being, wielding the power of a thousand Limp Bizkit solos. BigMarioandTailsfan was born from the passion of Italian cuisine and the rules of nature, the very memes of our existence, animals who roam the vast expanses of human compassion. Alas, who is to say how the journey was destined to proceed? Along the way, BigMarioandTailsfan had to climb up expanses of water, dance, and conduct colonoscopies upon bleached anuses. With a wide variety of muscular skills, BigMarioandTailsfan dropped into a world of conception, rebranding himself as the market friendly BMATF whom many still consider as the man who was once, or maybe the man who is still, but beyond it all is a solemn truth about fate.
  
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== Finding Youtube Poop ==
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When he ventured into the Jungles of Namamutuu, BMATF threw punches at all directions, and became a grizzled warrior, not afraid of conflict or suffering. With his powers harnessed into one enema, a bowel movement to pierce beyond the veil of distinction, BMATF became one with the YouChew forums, and also became one with [[Team Fortress 2]], a game that was really good at one point but then was outworn and outgunned. In essence, YouTube Poop brought BMATF to enlightenment on an internet forum, which in turn, just allowed him to conduct activities because he felt like it. This could go into detail but at this point people who are still reading may want to know more about the previously stated "anal blending" techniques which I have promised to anyone who reads the complete documented history of the life and times of Bematt, formerly known as '''Smut Muffin''' in some clubs and also known as '''Anime Jesus''' in some countries.
  
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===A Day on Nsider===
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('''Anal Blending''', also known as '''Butt Beating''', '''Hole Smashing''', '''Bleached Omelet''', and '''Intestinal Waveboarding''', is the act of using an egg beater to irritate the inner lining of the anus, causing an enema of intense proportions, in turn causing intense and fatal bowel movements. This technique was used, utilized, taught, lived, and breathed throughout Bematt's lifespan throughout the years, especially up to the this point! However this technique is easily abused and can cause anal time ruptures in the continuum.)
  
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Nsider, known as the official forums of Nintendo. One day, I was looking around the Mario board when a thread popped up called "Funny Hotel Mario Videos". Inside, there were links to IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS by SuperYoshi, LOTSA LOUD SPAGHETTI by 1upclock, the ALL TOASTERS TOAST CLIP, and a couple more. Then there was an others section, with videos by Dvariano. I immediately bookmarked them and watched them many times. The thread ended up getting deleted unfortunately, but then I posted a thread with Dvariano's poops in it.
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When BMATF became Bematt, it was because Nu-Metal God Fred Durst christened him as a holy spirit, sent him the DoubleSwee Demigod Emporium to learn of the ways of the world and then came home, four in the morning, and he was zoning. The importance of this all lies in the fulcrum of the events at play. Bematt was possessed by anime spirits who then helped him to realize the way beyond the simple truth. In the end, Bematt left a different man than before. This was necessary. Also, anal blending (see above). Now begins the intermission of a thousand suns.
  
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===Searching for Poop===
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===Leaving YouChew===
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On September 4, 2012, BMATF announced his official leave from the YouChew fourms after 5 years. He stated that he may drop in from time to time or lurk a bit, but besides that, he's done. Heartfelt goodbyes were shared that day. He will be missed.
  
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Finally, while I was looking around for Link: Faces of Evil cutscenes, I stumbled across That Was Swell by GirlaPH. I noticed in the title, there was Youtube Poop. First I was confused. Youtube POOP? What does that mean? I liked the video, so I searched for others. I laughed hard at most of them. I would look at YTP almost every day to get some laughs.
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When Bematt left, worlds shifted into a whole new light. Bematt began to play video games faster than normal people would play them. He also started to love squids and anime and also put them together instead to bring both loves together simultaneously to create the ultimate being. Bematt had to leave because he has to cleanse beyond the boundaries of his being. In within himself, he found himself searching beyond troubled waters for the great Limp Bizkit in the sky.
  
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===Making Poop===
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==Entr'acte==
  
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After a year, I found Cal end of June, after watching Calculate900's "How to make a Youtube Poop (WMM) guide. I knew I had WMM, but I never used it. So I started it up, and downloaded the CD-I clips off Quebec Gamers, and started working on my first poop, with a little help from Calculate. Soon I was done, but kind of nervous on how the outcome would be, but I got applause from people, so I went on. Youtube Poops are funny, but also are fun to make. People think it's a screwed up rule breaking video. I thinkculate900's Youtube Poop guide for WMM. I immediately joined so I could upload my poop when I was done with it. I downloaded the clips, opened WMM, and started making what I'm here for. Youtube Poop.
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Anime swag, I'm flying like Goku
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Anime swag when I pull up in that old school
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Anime, drop pants; anime, wrist and chains; anime,
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and everything; anime.
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Gucci skin; anime, my backpack; anime,
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That h-pop with glock cut that's anime,
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Oh my god anyway, I'm ballin' up that avenue,
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Anime swag, and I'm throwing money at the roof.
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Anime everything, anime Beiber chain,
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Harombom platinum dongs with the aramow,
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All that every day, anyway, I'm anime.
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May I ask what you niggas pay,
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Smokin' up a pound a day.
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Everything, everyday, everything; anime.
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Lookin' at a nigga fleshed up like anime,
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Lookin' like death note, chop it till your down throat,
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S.O.D. money get gang like lipo.
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All light white coat, anime dad dog.
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Yeah I'm anime, swagged up like: yeah dog.
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Saw four dogs in the rows when I rode through,
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Rolls Royce black, and I'm looking like Goku.
  
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== Poops ==
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-''Soulja Boy''
  
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===List of Poops===
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My current life condensed into poetic justice.
  
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[[Image:Blitz snarlton-14.jpg|thumb|right|Pinching powers ACTIVATE]]
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{{vid|LMEBczr4ouk}}
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQwpW9GtE44 I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID MY STUFF]'''
 
  
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My first poop ever. I tried making a CD-I poop first, and ended out being better than expected. The king lost his stuff, Impa dies, Link randomly appears, and Impa is eaten, with a special bonus at the end.
 
  
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'''MAMA LUIGI MAKES RANDOM RAVES (Part 1 and 2)'''
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==Style==
  
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Was a test with raves. I removed it because it was stupid, and no one really liked it, except some of my friends. You'll never see it again though :P
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===Preferred Sources===
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*Anything! (this list would go on forever if I kept going)
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*[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Sonic X]]
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*[[Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt]] and most anime
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*[[Happy Tree Friends]]
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*[[Space Ghost: Coast to Coast]]
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*[[Dr. Tran]]
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*There She Is!
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*[[PowerPuff Girls (show)]]
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*[[Super Mario World]], [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]], and [[Super Mario Bros. Super Show]]
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*[[Ren and Stimpy]]  <!-- hopefully-->
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*[[Mario Head]]
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*[[Fritz the Cat]] (if I had any left)
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*[[Lucky Star]]
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* Vlogs
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* Random commercials
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* Anything that seems good
  
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cJ9XuNMw5w THE CD-I WORLD GOES INSANE (CD-I MADNESS)]'''
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===Preferred Methods===
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<!-- see Poopisms for more information-->
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*Pitch shifting/Speed up slow down
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*Reversing
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*[[Stutter Loop Plus]]
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*[[You Cut]]
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etc
  
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My second poop. More CD-I. Just messing around with the jokes and having fun. Was one of my most popular poops. Not anymore though, it was though. A little SMW at the end, but nothing much.
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===Dislikes===
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<!-- sources and methods or even fellow poopers here-->
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*[[CD-I]], the console, panned by critics and gamers alike
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*[[Sonic X]], written by monkeys
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*Anal blending abuse (see above)
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*MS PAINT JOB (the most painful sexual experience)
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*McChicken
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*Those who doubt the Durst
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*Stupid people. Examples include:
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**Greg Kinnear
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***Neo-Nazis
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****Genital Warts
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*****/a/
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******The cops
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*******Andy (from Woody's Got Wood)
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********Chris X
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*********Chris motherfucking Thorndyke X III
  
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mhvm9e485o EVIL, DYING, JEALOUSY, AND INSTRUCTION BOOKS]'''
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{{vid|W3F2TInKv5M}}
  
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More CD-I fun. I was still messing around with the CD-I. I was getting ready to start pooping more Super Mario World soon. It was a lot of fun to make.
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==Reception==
  
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR0mQEN2F6U GANON AND HIS BIRDS ARE SINGING]
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===Criticism===
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<!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances-->
  
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Wizardheimer appears in this story about Ganon's greatest secret, Beeswax going insane, freezing fountains and water of life, and lots of Yoshi chasing. And a Oogtar + Piranha Plant rape scene.
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*The Electric Cheese said something and I think it hurt my feelings
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*Poor people who accidentally found my videos and cried actual tears in real life
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*I criticize myself for not doing anything
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*Because of Buttercup and Cosmo people think I like to jizz in plants to water them and then I capture children and then put them into the plants and the plants put into shoes and the children in shoes thrown around at you and then the shoes come off at you and then I whoop your ass.
  
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh2n8C60Bpg THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW (Part 1)]'''
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===Achievements===
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<!-- the creation of notable poops or fads plus critical achievements based upon positive feedback from comments, high viewer counts etc.-->
  
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The first part of THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW, and one of my most popular poops. The illegal guy is an annoying cunt who won't stop pointing out the obvious. ILLEGAL THINGS. Robotnik just stands there laughing. And fucking Bowser and his fucking Faces of Evil take over Hyrule, so gay Mario and Luigi go after him.
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*I've created many mini fads that eventually died out, but lived for a little bit.
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*[[Stegblob]] subscribed to me on 12/1/07.
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*Dr. Robotnik Teaches Sex Ed is one of the most popular, excluding most of [[Stegblob]]'s poops, Robotnik poops. It's hit 50,000 views, wat.
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*I started the [[Chain Poop]], a pretty popular collaboration on the YCP forums.
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*some stupid fad that started called "&" that I made one day when I was bored.
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*ANOTHER STUPID FAD that started called "Nooo..." consisting of the clip where Buttercup is being attacked by a red monster that's her size and doesn't think she can beat him without her blanket. The clip was awkwardly taken, making it seem like the monster was going to rape her. Deepercutt launched the whole thing when he responded, and now everyone is. Help me. So then I deleted it. Do I regret it? No.
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*Other fads I don't want to talk about
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*Geoff the Hero favorites "Randy Savage's Perfect Math Class". Never been prouder of myself in my entire life.
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*Hosted all three of the Robotnik Collabs
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{{vid|NMgyKI7sgvU}}
  
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWulntlOOpw VOLCANICITY (Updated Version)]'''
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== Poops ==
  
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First attempt at a Volvic poop. I might make a final version because I was planning on using the Birds Volvic commercial for this, but I ended up improvising.
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=== First Poop seen ===
  
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqyFM6dvIwg THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW (Part 2)]'''
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohvDO4PemFA IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS]
  
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Part two of TIIYK. Mama Luigi takes action, and Ganon is just a freaking asshole. KoriDIE is a fun place to live. Guest stars include MORTAL KOMBAT, and my cloud.
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=== First Poop made ===
  
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahrvzTX2ueg MAMA LUIGI IS AFRAID OF DOLPHINS]'''
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I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID MY STUFF (only exists on my dailymotion account now)
  
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A poop I had in mind ever since after I made my first one. More Mortal Kombat and Sexyback included.
 
  
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KisfVH0MOPo OOGTAR RISES FROM THE DEAD]'''
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===List of Poops===
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Oogtar stars in a Wizardheimer and Cave Christmas poop where he is pretty much humiliated until he ends up being killed by rape and AIDS. They just laugh.
 
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyC516cucuc THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW (Part 3)]'''
 
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Part 3. The worst part. I was attacked by a Michael Jackson fanatic. He posted like 5 times about how my video sucked and I needed to use Michael Jackson songs. Meh.
 
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrcfWdvxgkE WE CAN BOMB DODONGOS ANY TIME WE TALK (Part 1)]'''
 
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Inspired by Deepercutt's the true power of Rock Tv, Link has a problem. His magic wand is gone, so he can't bomb dodongos! Dodongo Dong comes along with Dodongo TV, a scam to turn everyone's brains to mashed potatos.
 
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLI9ydP_UAI WE CAN BOMB DODONGOS ANY TIME WE TALK (Part 2)]'''
 
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The final part of WCBDATWT. Yoshi ends up stopping Dodongo Dong with giant blocks. Hoorah. And Bees, lots and lots of bees. NO NOT THE BEES. THEY'RE IN MY EYES.
 
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8S21Vk49aQ YOSHI KEEP RUNNING]'''
 
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A one liner video. Made out of boredom.
 
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1k-BYv0xdk DIET TANGO]'''
 
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A response to Mr. Simon's Diet Tango commercial video. Robotnik has a fight with the Diet Tango voice with lots of bacon thrown in the side. I thought so.
 
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXBahepbBCM LINK STEALS THE WATER OF LIFE]'''
 
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My most popular poop at the moment. My first poop with Adobe Premiere Elements 3.0 too. Link steals the water of life, and starts a fad, and Mario has to stop him on fuckmas by tricking him.
 
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofVDGe1aGP0 THE SECRET POOP]'''
 
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A private poop I hid for no reason. I switched it to Public later.
 
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovn6cysUw40 YOU LOSE CREDIT]'''
 
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A poop using the new CD-I clips. Also using new effects.
 
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20bfa4aMwxg THE WIZARDHEIMER STORY (Part 1)]'''
 
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More Super Mario World. Mario and his friends can't get his fucking name right. It's WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZARDHEIMER.
 
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMzewYZUGNs GWONAM THE GENIE SCARES DOOPLISS]'''
 
  
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[[Doopliss]] is a freak in a sheet who is afraid of Gwonam's blessings of cum, so he just runs around like some guy who got his eyes stabbed.
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[[Image:MAKEMEHAPPY.jpg|thumb|right|BMATF often uses Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog in his poops.]]
  
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5cbo--gM2I&mode=user&search= X Teaser Trailer]'''
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This is a list of poops I made AFTER the banning, I can't be bothered to re-list all that shit.
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Listed in order by date, only main poops listed, no trap vids, tennis, or filler shit.
  
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A teaser of the YTP movie I'm making.
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtvJ7ODPT1U Robotnik is Helpless]'''
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|2-26-08
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|3:47
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz8pQJ8h7xg Sonic and his pizza keep running]'''
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|3-29-08
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|3:06
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eguxvu9_mAY Robotnik and Tails do faggotry (farggotry)]'''
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|4-19-08
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|3:09
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03ToEXi8Ocs Mr. Fetch is the power of anonymous]'''
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|6-6-08
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|2:02
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1bdVFnA-9Y Paper Robotnik 2: The Billion Year Mobium]'''
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|7-19-08
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|3:25
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-inGJyDwXsU Luigi refuses to do the mario.]'''
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|8-17-08
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|3:35
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZn88osSGrA Mr. Freeze doesn't think so.]'''
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|8-21-08
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|2:34
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDdSAbNsJhk Robotnik and the Wholigans]'''
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|12-09-08
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|3:15
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvlAt-Vc_b8 Buttercup and the Parent Teacher Conference Conspiracy]'''
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|2-6-09
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|3:15
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itZVIaKhgAc Tarotists in Russiasville]'''
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|2-26-09
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|3:18
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DEfLilYJ00 BUTTERCUP PLAYS FOOTBALL]'''
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|3-30-09
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|2:30
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7o9h7_wkdw Kill the Spy]'''
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|5-17-09
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|1:02
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX17Kf7wJuQ Luigi loses all touch with reality.]'''
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|6-15-09
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|3:19
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7lVzikIE0 BigMarioandTailsfan]'''
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|7-22-09
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|5:25
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sazZohLnOrQ Space Ghost goes on vacation.]'''
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|7-30-09
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|1:00
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg_pii6kVVU T1 or Stafy Accidentally Crashes Into a Piece of Seaweed]
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|11-6-09
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|1:06
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8n-ihnXpFM Robotnik wishes someone special a Merry Christmas]
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|12-26-09
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|1:36
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUnu017vrig Robotnik finally bonds with his children]
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|2-9-10
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|2:05
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhMlw_FznIU Flaky wishes Crazy a happy birthday!]
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|5-24-10
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|2:15
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQlUtJ4MMUU Nick Cage watches Lucky Star]
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|6-28-10
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|1:39
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTp2TIF1Sro Aru's Wiggly Party (ft. Nick Cage)]
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|8-22-10
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|1:09
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI1VJ9ZDKQU Robotnik Invests In A Chili Bean Factory]
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|8-24-10
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|2:17
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcin589VylI Tails' BALLIN' Adventure]
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|9-3-10
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|1:11
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbTyMiLwJ00 AC trolls Shaq]
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|9-18-10
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|1:04
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnLLKvTLMQA T2: The Fall of Captain Feathersword]
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|10-26-10
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|1:47
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3F2TInKv5M An Angelic Tale]
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|11-14-10
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|3:19
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMEBczr4ouk Robotnik's Fatal Kitty Litter Incident]
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|2-24-11
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|2:16
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udT3PLHyAJo Steve's Unhealthy Obsession]
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|2-27-11
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|2:03
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLGVHZqHfg Kirino's Captain Birthday Bash]
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|4-14-11
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|1:07
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUWeuKbrD7c Soulja Boy: The Video Game]
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|6-15-11
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|0:33
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flXErnyQtkU Sexual Surgery]
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|8-6-11
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|1:17
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGzj_pdiFNQ Dave Grohl's Walking Lessons]
 +
|9-18-11
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|1:14
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJOPWf-IUAs Robotnik: The Hero, The Legend]
 +
|10-23-11
 +
|2:26
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY0PiKv0tkA Ground Zero: Nietzschejou]
 +
|11-17-11
 +
|1:12
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMgyKI7sgvU Lou Albano has some big problems]
 +
|11-20-11
 +
|2:02
 +
|}
  
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'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vovQmZKsFw0 MAMA LUIGI WHEEZES FOR ONE MINUTE]'''
+
=== Collabs ===
  
−
I was bored. Very bored.
+
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lp-D2KiONs Poopers Unite!]
 +
*Chain Poop 1 and 2 ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvzBn80OBqs Round 1] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQvXIq7w9Qc Round 34])
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWfZo-UjjAw Underused AOSTH character collab]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcrhEloJTSc Pyramid Chain]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YJ4ktW2lyc Poop collab with Wikiwow]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBFq-G-Tigg Ten Second Collab]
 +
*Youtube Poop Movie (Unsure)
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPR44kG8W9s Anime Collab]
 +
*Robotnik Collab
 +
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svNTbWhPyXQ Part 1]
 +
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIcLkpKBTHk Part 2]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_O89aHSiF0 Chewfag Girls Collab]
 +
*PPG Collab
 +
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayo6Ua5YTZQ Part 1]
 +
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlFlQUtr9OU Part 2]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMceEXrDyeY Another 10 Second Collab]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ucRDWqHz4Q Ed, Edd n' Eddy Collab]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEMcbd47dGU Daedreamer87 Collab]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAso68ZHYwU Dr. Tran Collab]
 +
*Robotnik Collab 2
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj8FCfoGHZE Part 1]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYWc-03llA0 Part 2]
 +
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVYaMxINNNY Part 3]
 +
*Lou Albano Collab
  
−
'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-s-CXQyC64 THE WIZARDHEIMER STORY (Part 2)]'''
+
===Tennis===
  
−
Part 2. They still keep getting WIIIIIIIIIZARDHEIMER'S name wrong, more Yoshi chase scenes, rape, dungeons of haunted houses, and even more.
+
'''Wants to play:'''
 +
*[[Thereisnospork303]]
 +
*[[IkwaylxZ]]
 +
*[[Dvariano]]
 +
*[[MrDrunkenFox]]
 +
*[[Misselaineous10]]
 +
*[[SeductiveBaz]]
 +
*[[Ophios]]
 +
*[[TangerineImpz]]
 +
*[[Nuthead]]
 +
*Gamebop ([[Molhal]])
 +
*[[Whelt]]
 +
*[[AntiEthan]]
 +
*[[manwith10toes]]
 +
*[[Erarg]]
 +
*[[Calculate900]]
 +
*[[JazzDanceForChildren]]
 +
*[[KroboProductions|Krobo]]
 +
*[[ADHDYoshi]]
 +
*[[Ishkibibl]]
 +
*[[MeiAIDS]]
 +
*[[intenseowl]]
 +
*[[RabbitSnore]] (again)
 +
*[[Furnessly]] (again)
 +
*[[Emperor Ing]] (BY COMMAND)
  
−
'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD3Irgnc_7Y EYEM KNOT TUCHENG U!]'''
+
{{vid|lDdSAbNsJhk}}
  
−
A reply to the DIS IS A VOL-CAY-NO fad.
+
'''Has Played:'''
 +
*1. [[RabbitSnore]]
 +
*2. [[UberNooberPooper]] (Griff)
 +
*3. [[BigLuigiandSonicfan]]
 +
*4. [[Christoph]]
 +
*5. [[SoldierElerium]]
 +
*6. [[KingCornholio]]
 +
*7. [[Furnessly]]
 +
*8. [[Kiz038]]
 +
*9. [[OMGTSN]]
 +
*10. [[Terroristx123]]
 +
*11. [[MarkieV101]]
 +
*12. [[strong414bad]]
 +
*13. [[Conrad Slater]]
 +
*14. [[UncleChuckTH]]
 +
*15. [[ELPSteel]]
 +
*16. [[GameCubeHero]]
 +
*17. [[Grabboarm]]
 +
*18. [[CheezNapkin]]
 +
*19. [[NegroTed]]
 +
*20. [[Wikiwow]]
 +
*21. [[UncleChuckTH]] + [[Wikiwow]]
 +
*22. Lupo/[[roflguy]]
 +
*23. [[quax94]]
 +
*24. [[crazythesecond]]
 +
*25. [[vvaluigi]]
 +
*26. magmalord43
 +
*27. [[Piodx]]
 +
*28. [[vvaluigi]] (rematch)
 +
*29. [[zacheatscrackers]]
 +
*30. [[Toggle]] and [[SuperNES16]] (3-way)
 +
*31. [[LighningLuigi]]
 +
*32. [[RAZOR]] and [[InsaneWalruz]]
  
−
'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyb7JvZpPUM THE WIZARDHEIMER STORY (Part 3)]'''
+
'''Is playing:'''
 +
*[[BSP666c]]
 +
*[[CaptainStringCheese]]
 +
*[[AbsoluteBillion]]
 +
*[[StickerBoyTheNextGen]]
 +
*[[TheAnnoyingWeaboo]]
  
−
The final part. Yoshi and Oogtar battle the evil cave christmas caterpillar in an epic ending to a story so much more epic than Halo, you will scream with joy.
+
'''Wants to try:'''
 +
*Free for all
 +
*Only SatAM cartoons
 +
*Only movies
 +
*Only video game clips
 +
*Only vlogs
 +
*Trap Tennis
 +
*YTPMV Tennis
  
−
'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y-QteC6GjU HMMM, THE TRAIN IS LATE]'''
+
'''Timing:'''
 +
*Any time I'm not doing something.
  
−
Mr. Simon poop reference olol. I was bored that day.
+
==Associates==
 +
<!-- delete as applicable-->
  
−
'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V480fSge_ys MAMA FIREPLANT IS A PEDOPHILE]'''
+
===In Real Life===
 +
<!-- Friends and/or relatives-->
 +
*Brother of [[Bigluigiandsonicfan]]
  
−
[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2ou86_mama-fireplant-is-a-pedophile_fun Dailymotion Link]
+
===Online===
 +
<!-- Those whom this person does collaborative poops, tennis or has regular dealing with. -->
 +
*Shazy-Shaze
 +
*Premium1Black
 +
*[[CaptainStringCheese]]
 +
*theothercheese
 +
*Xyden/Dxman
 +
*lolmushrooms
 +
*Cynnicio
 +
*SteveCentra
 +
*Rosetta
 +
*NoBoiSux
 +
*[[Fiddlesticks411]]
 +
*[[AbsoluteBillion]]
 +
*vvaluigi
 +
*YamiMario
 +
*[[Toggle1200]]
 +
*[[crazythesecond]]
 +
*SuperNES16
 +
*[[Conrad Slater]]
 +
*[[UncleChuckTH]]
 +
*[[Wikiwow]]
 +
*[[Misselaineous10]]
 +
*[[Stegblob]]
 +
*[[roflguy]]
 +
*[[zacheatscrackers]]
 +
*[[toadomos]]
  
−
My friend toadomos suggested I do a Fire Sale poop because it wasn't pooped much, so I did. I think it came out pretty well. Mama Fireplant's true origins are revealed after a rape. MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
+
===Influences===
 +
<!--This should be self edited-->
 +
==== Making Poop ====
 +
*[[SpAmStIkA]] 
 +
*[[Calculate900]]
 +
*[[SuperYoshi]]
 +
*[[1upclock]]
 +
*[[RetroJape]]
 +
*[[dvariano]]
 +
*[[Stegblob]]
 +
*[[MarkieV101]]
  
−
'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w3dmHDLpck X Preview]'''
+
==== Style ====
 +
*[[Domorato]]
 +
*[[Stegblob]]
 +
*[[Squirrelous]]
 +
*[[dvariano]]
 +
*[[MrGenericMan]]
  
−
[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2oub0_x-preview_fun Dailymotion Link]
+
===Fans===
 +
<!--This section should not be self edited-->
 +
*[[BigLuigiandSonicfan]]
 +
*[[NegroTed]]
 +
*[[Furnessly]]
 +
*[[zacheatscrackers]]
 +
*[[Spiral]]
 +
*[[DoomZappo]]
 +
*[[CaptainStringCheese]]
 +
*[[kingplatypus3rd]]
  
−
Preview of X Part 1.
+
{{vid|CvlAt-Vc_b8}}
−
 
 
−
'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-e5ZNmkoMo GO OUT WITH A BANG!]'''
 
−
 
 
−
[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2oud6_go-out-with-a-bang_fun Dailymotion Link]
 
−
 
 
−
Mr. Simon hated it. That caused Sonic to go out with a bang and tables to start turning.
 
−
 
 
−
'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU_uK0pSl8w YTPContest - SuperNinbendo vs. BMATF - I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMORE SONIC (IDLTAS)]'''
 
−
 
 
−
[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2oug6_ytpcontest-superninbendo-vs-bmatf-i_fun Dailymotion Link]
 
−
 
 
−
My entry for the contest against Ninbendo and Tangerine. It was a draw.
 
−
 
 
−
'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1FDU-xODrM DINNER ATTACKS]'''
 
−
 
 
−
[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2owrz_dinner-attacks_fun Dailymotion Link]
 
−
 
 
−
A bunch of Dinner and breakfast jokes I came up with. I was bored again.
 
−
 
 
−
'''MAMA LUIGI SURE TURNED THE TABLES ON SONIC!'''
 
−
 
 
−
The name of the 30 second clip I sent to Calculate for the POOPERS UNITE! thing.
 
−
 
 
−
'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVJCHO0IagE CONSIDER YOURSELF DEBROTHERIZED (Part 1)]'''
 
−
 
 
−
[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2pwnv_consider-yourself-debrotherized-par_fun Dailymotion Link]
 
−
 
 
−
Inspired by dvariano's Wizardheimer's Revenge, Mario drives Luigi away.
 
−
 
 
−
'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TqGTYpUTwc MR KRABS HATES THE GERMAN TMNT INTRO]'''
 
−
 
 
−
[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF/video/x2qtdk_mr-krabs-hates-the-german-tmnt-intr_fun Dailymotion Link]
 
−
 
 
−
Using the hilarious Mr. Krabs clip and the German TMNT intro, I got this.
 
−
 
 
−
== Youtube and Dailymotion Account Links ==
 
−
 
 
−
[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=BigMarioandTailsfan Youtube Account]
 
−
 
 
−
[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF Dailymotion Account]
 
−
 
 
−
[[Image:Tykogi tower4.jpg|thumb|right|DIS IZ ILLEGAL U KNO]]
 
−
 
 
−
== Upcoming Poops ==
 
−
 
 
−
===Poops That Will Be Made===
 
−
 
 
−
HACKERS ON STEROIDS
 
−
 
 
−
CONSIDER YOURSELF DEBROTHERIZED (Parts 2, 3, and 4 if there needs to be one)
 
−
 
 
−
X
 
−
 
 
−
I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU
 
−
 
 
−
GAY PEOPLE CHASE LINK
 
−
 
 
−
===Poops I'm thinking about===
 
−
 
 
−
VAWOOOOM
 
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
 +
* I am obsessed with A LOT.
 +
* Doki the rabbit is the best.
 +
* Buttercup is my favorite PPG.
 +
* I own the sun which nobody has realized is really Robotnik on fire.
 +
* I am bizarro loco like Koko
 +
* My name is Erik and I have extremities
 +
* Is gay. (according to stegblob who is also gay)
 +
**This statement is proven false by his love of Buttercup.
 +
***But remains to be proven twice because BMATF and Buttercup seem to be having problems.
 +
****Let's hope he's not gay. Seriously.
 +
*****Why are we still adding on to this!
 +
******I don't know. Seriously.
 +
*******This is amazing!
 +
********Not as amazing as the fact that we're still adding stuff on to this here.
 +
*********What's happening?!
 +
**********HELP!
 +
***********EXCUSE ME I AM IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION
 +
************AUGHGHGH
 +
*************This will never end
 +
**************What was this even about originally
 +
* Is an awesome person and better than you.
 +
* The above statement is true.
 +
* Ferns are plants meant to spice up your home office
 +
* & is sexy. (well drawn symbols)
 +
* I can't think of anything else to add to this list. (blatant lying)
 +
* Has a plush of Rosie. (this is true)
 +
* Knows how to lure hookers to his house.
 +
* And sluts. (See [[Panty]])
 +
* Has super saiyan swagger
 +
* I wish Longmont Potion Castle would call me
  
−
* I'm obsessed with the mr krabs clip.
+
==Links==
−
* Stegblob owns the moon, and that other guy may own Jupiter, but I own the sun, which is Robotnik.
+
*[http://youtube.com/user/bmatf Youtube Account]
−
* I am weird.
+
*[http://youtube.com/user/ButtercupsLover Condemned]
−
* KingNecroPope is a hot head.
+
*[http://youtube.com/user/DrHouseTan Tennis Account]
−
* I have 35 subscribers, and 26 friends.
+
*[http://www.dailymotion.com/BMATF Dailymotion Account]
−
* My name is Steven.
+
*[http://www.megavideo.com/?c=profile&user=BigMarioandTailsfan Megavideo Account]
 +
<!-- This last one is only relates to poop, use other links for deviant art etc.-->
 +
===Other Links===
 +
<!-- Delete as applicable-->
 +
*[http://freewebs.com/bigmarioandtailsfan/ His own Website]
 +
*[http://s242.photobucket.com/albums/ff153/BMATF/ Photobucket]
 +
*[http://bmatf.deviantart.com/ Deviantart]
 +
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/105954-the-end/#entry4248746 Goodbye Message to YouChew]
  
 
== Personality ==
 
== Personality ==
  
−
I'm usually kind of weird, but I'm pretty fun to talk to if I'm in a good mood. Find me in a bad mood, and I won't be happy D:
+
I'm weird. If I wasn't then I'd be boring. I have serious self-esteem issues and suffers from easy depression syndrome because I think I can't do anything of worth, when I probably do but I just don't notice it. If I was normal then I'd probably be [[dead]] because all normal people do is commit [[suicide]]. With sleeping pills.
  
 
== Personal Info ==
 
== Personal Info ==
  
−
Name: Steven
+
Name: Erik
−
 
 
−
Age: 15 (I may have registered as 18 on YTP, I did that on Youtube to bypass the 18+ warnings, so change that if you can)
 
  
−
Country: USA
+
Age: Older than the Illuminati
  
−
Interests: Bagels. I love Dunken Donuts.
+
Country: God Bless the USA
  
−
Job: Scrubbing Dr. Rabbit's ASS
+
Interests: It's your property (end of story)
  
−
== Influences ==
+
Job: Anime Priest
  
−
mrSimonalt, girlaph, Calculate900, Deepercutt, JezMM, SuperYoshi, 1upclock, KingNecroPope, dvariano, seconteen13 and more.
+
I'M NOT UPDATING THE HALL OF AVATARS ANYMORE IT'S TOO MUCH WORK!!!!!!!
  
−
[[Image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|left|This article on me deserves a ten.]]
+
==Hall of Avatars==
 +
<gallery>
 +
Image:Super-mario-64-star-locations-guide-walkthrough-screenshot.jpg|First avatar I ever had.
 +
Image:Newrevolution.PNG|First to make a joke dies
 +
Image:Panty.PNG|Panty is the best slut.
 +
Image:Giggleslol.PNG|Derp.
 +
Image:Tran2.PNG|Dr. Tran is famous
 +
Image:Yeschew.PNG|Under attack!
 +
Image:Spaceghost.PNG|Space Ghost in a trance
 +
Image:Nepetaissocute.PNG|Nepeta!
 +
Image:Rosie.PNG|Rosie!
 +
Image:Dokicomeshome.PNG|Doki!
 +
Image:Tailsicon2.PNG|Tails!
 +
Image:Louicon3.PNG|Mario sees your soul
 +
Image:Yoko.png|Gurren Lagann swag
 +
Image:Zackdelarocha.png|Rage against the avatars
 +
Image:Karkatreaches.PNG|Karkat!
 +
Image:Konatasteam2.png|April Fools! No seriously
 +
Image:Binches.png|Bianca! I fought her like ten times, but she's still cool!
 +
Image:Adeleine2.png|Adeleine!
 +
Image:Lily.png|Lily!
 +
Image:Adeleine.png|Adeleine is quite amazing.
 +
Image:Ore.png|Kirino is a bitch, but she's cool.
 +
Image:Professor.png|Hakase Hakase Hakase
 +
Image:Hakase.png|Hakase Hakase Hakase!
 +
Image:Yukko.png|Yukko Yukko Yukko?
 +
Image:Howkawaii.png|Spider lolis.
 +
Image:Adeleine3.png|Adeleine returns.
 +
Image:Victorique.png|Victorique reading 1984.
 +
Image:Adeleinefinal.png|More painting.
 +
Image:Squidgirl.png|The inkvasion begins!
 +
Image:Nanonano2.png|Nano Nano!
 +
</gallery>
  
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[[Category:YouTube Poopers]]
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[[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb||right|This article on me deserves a ten. Again.]]

Latest revision as of 02:49, 26 February 2018

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COOL STORY, BRO.   BigMarioandTailsfan was a former major contributor to YouChew's news page.
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Name: BigMarioandTailsfan/BMATF
Real Name: Erik
Sex: Male
Country: USA

First Poop: I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID MY STUFF
Year Started: 2007
Preferred Sources: AOSTH, Anime, There She Is!, Happy Tree Friends, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Dr. Tran, Powerpuff Girls, Super Mario Bros Super Show
Preferred Methods: Ear rape, stuttering, speed up, slow down, You Cut
Preferred Software: Adobe Premiere Elements 3.0, Sony Vegas Pro 9
YouTube Account: BMATF

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A Chronicled History[edit]

There once was a man who lived on a forum with a bunch of people who liked Nintendo too much. There was one soul, Revoloution98, devoid of spelling education and common sense, trapped in an endless limbo of monotony. Who is to say who is the victim or who is the villain? By the end of the year 2006 A.D (after the death of Krispy Khrist, our lord), at the dawn of unfortunate anal blending, Revoloution98, the smartest person who could never spell the word "revolution", discovered Youtube Poop on a forum about Mario, which has little but maybe some association with video editing. Needless to say, this birthed a whole new man, who, after being banned because the moderators didn't like being spoiled the ending of Snakes on a Plane, became a new entity in a world of new possibilities. After venturing into the world of video editing and time consumption, this man found clips of a game nobody likes on a system nobody cares about, but was animated by Russian sweatshop peasants, so it made for a good mascot of mediocrity. At this point, the man joined the Youtube Poop forums.

Bematt, or the artist formerly known as BigMarioandTailsfan, BMATF, Be Matt Fernard, and sometimes Fred Durst came forth from the genesis seed in 2007, year of the prophet of maiden heavens. In this conception upon heavenly rays burst forth a being of immense confusion. Cast out beyond the shores of yonder forest, this fetal catastrophe grew into a complete being, wielding the power of a thousand Limp Bizkit solos. BigMarioandTailsfan was born from the passion of Italian cuisine and the rules of nature, the very memes of our existence, animals who roam the vast expanses of human compassion. Alas, who is to say how the journey was destined to proceed? Along the way, BigMarioandTailsfan had to climb up expanses of water, dance, and conduct colonoscopies upon bleached anuses. With a wide variety of muscular skills, BigMarioandTailsfan dropped into a world of conception, rebranding himself as the market friendly BMATF whom many still consider as the man who was once, or maybe the man who is still, but beyond it all is a solemn truth about fate.

When he ventured into the Jungles of Namamutuu, BMATF threw punches at all directions, and became a grizzled warrior, not afraid of conflict or suffering. With his powers harnessed into one enema, a bowel movement to pierce beyond the veil of distinction, BMATF became one with the YouChew forums, and also became one with Team Fortress 2, a game that was really good at one point but then was outworn and outgunned. In essence, YouTube Poop brought BMATF to enlightenment on an internet forum, which in turn, just allowed him to conduct activities because he felt like it. This could go into detail but at this point people who are still reading may want to know more about the previously stated "anal blending" techniques which I have promised to anyone who reads the complete documented history of the life and times of Bematt, formerly known as Smut Muffin in some clubs and also known as Anime Jesus in some countries.

(Anal Blending, also known as Butt Beating, Hole Smashing, Bleached Omelet, and Intestinal Waveboarding, is the act of using an egg beater to irritate the inner lining of the anus, causing an enema of intense proportions, in turn causing intense and fatal bowel movements. This technique was used, utilized, taught, lived, and breathed throughout Bematt's lifespan throughout the years, especially up to the this point! However this technique is easily abused and can cause anal time ruptures in the continuum.)

When BMATF became Bematt, it was because Nu-Metal God Fred Durst christened him as a holy spirit, sent him the DoubleSwee Demigod Emporium to learn of the ways of the world and then came home, four in the morning, and he was zoning. The importance of this all lies in the fulcrum of the events at play. Bematt was possessed by anime spirits who then helped him to realize the way beyond the simple truth. In the end, Bematt left a different man than before. This was necessary. Also, anal blending (see above). Now begins the intermission of a thousand suns.

Leaving YouChew[edit]

On September 4, 2012, BMATF announced his official leave from the YouChew fourms after 5 years. He stated that he may drop in from time to time or lurk a bit, but besides that, he's done. Heartfelt goodbyes were shared that day. He will be missed.

When Bematt left, worlds shifted into a whole new light. Bematt began to play video games faster than normal people would play them. He also started to love squids and anime and also put them together instead to bring both loves together simultaneously to create the ultimate being. Bematt had to leave because he has to cleanse beyond the boundaries of his being. In within himself, he found himself searching beyond troubled waters for the great Limp Bizkit in the sky.

Entr'acte[edit]

Anime swag, I'm flying like Goku Anime swag when I pull up in that old school Anime, drop pants; anime, wrist and chains; anime, and everything; anime. Gucci skin; anime, my backpack; anime, That h-pop with glock cut that's anime, Oh my god anyway, I'm ballin' up that avenue, Anime swag, and I'm throwing money at the roof. Anime everything, anime Beiber chain, Harombom platinum dongs with the aramow, All that every day, anyway, I'm anime. May I ask what you niggas pay, Smokin' up a pound a day. Everything, everyday, everything; anime. Lookin' at a nigga fleshed up like anime, Lookin' like death note, chop it till your down throat, S.O.D. money get gang like lipo. All light white coat, anime dad dog. Yeah I'm anime, swagged up like: yeah dog. Saw four dogs in the rows when I rode through, Rolls Royce black, and I'm looking like Goku.

-Soulja Boy

My current life condensed into poetic justice.

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Style[edit]

Preferred Sources[edit]

Preferred Methods[edit]

etc

Dislikes[edit]

  • CD-I, the console, panned by critics and gamers alike
  • Sonic X, written by monkeys
  • Anal blending abuse (see above)
  • MS PAINT JOB (the most painful sexual experience)
  • McChicken
  • Those who doubt the Durst
  • Stupid people. Examples include:
    • Greg Kinnear
      • Neo-Nazis
        • Genital Warts
          • /a/
            • The cops
              • Andy (from Woody's Got Wood)
                • Chris X
                  • Chris motherfucking Thorndyke X III

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Reception[edit]

Criticism[edit]

  • The Electric Cheese said something and I think it hurt my feelings
  • Poor people who accidentally found my videos and cried actual tears in real life
  • I criticize myself for not doing anything
  • Because of Buttercup and Cosmo people think I like to jizz in plants to water them and then I capture children and then put them into the plants and the plants put into shoes and the children in shoes thrown around at you and then the shoes come off at you and then I whoop your ass.

Achievements[edit]

  • I've created many mini fads that eventually died out, but lived for a little bit.
  • Stegblob subscribed to me on 12/1/07.
  • Dr. Robotnik Teaches Sex Ed is one of the most popular, excluding most of Stegblob's poops, Robotnik poops. It's hit 50,000 views, wat.
  • I started the Chain Poop, a pretty popular collaboration on the YCP forums.
  • some stupid fad that started called "&" that I made one day when I was bored.
  • ANOTHER STUPID FAD that started called "Nooo..." consisting of the clip where Buttercup is being attacked by a red monster that's her size and doesn't think she can beat him without her blanket. The clip was awkwardly taken, making it seem like the monster was going to rape her. Deepercutt launched the whole thing when he responded, and now everyone is. Help me. So then I deleted it. Do I regret it? No.
  • Other fads I don't want to talk about
  • Geoff the Hero favorites "Randy Savage's Perfect Math Class". Never been prouder of myself in my entire life.
  • Hosted all three of the Robotnik Collabs

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Poops[edit]

First Poop seen[edit]

IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS

First Poop made[edit]

I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID MY STUFF (only exists on my dailymotion account now)


List of Poops[edit]

BMATF often uses Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog in his poops.

This is a list of poops I made AFTER the banning, I can't be bothered to re-list all that shit. Listed in order by date, only main poops listed, no trap vids, tennis, or filler shit.

Name Date Uploaded Length
Robotnik is Helpless 2-26-08 3:47
Sonic and his pizza keep running 3-29-08 3:06
Robotnik and Tails do faggotry (farggotry) 4-19-08 3:09
Mr. Fetch is the power of anonymous 6-6-08 2:02
Paper Robotnik 2: The Billion Year Mobium 7-19-08 3:25
Luigi refuses to do the mario. 8-17-08 3:35
Mr. Freeze doesn't think so. 8-21-08 2:34
Robotnik and the Wholigans 12-09-08 3:15
Buttercup and the Parent Teacher Conference Conspiracy 2-6-09 3:15
Tarotists in Russiasville 2-26-09 3:18
BUTTERCUP PLAYS FOOTBALL 3-30-09 2:30
Kill the Spy 5-17-09 1:02
Luigi loses all touch with reality. 6-15-09 3:19
BigMarioandTailsfan 7-22-09 5:25
Space Ghost goes on vacation. 7-30-09 1:00
T1 or Stafy Accidentally Crashes Into a Piece of Seaweed 11-6-09 1:06
Robotnik wishes someone special a Merry Christmas 12-26-09 1:36
Robotnik finally bonds with his children 2-9-10 2:05
Flaky wishes Crazy a happy birthday! 5-24-10 2:15
Nick Cage watches Lucky Star 6-28-10 1:39
Aru's Wiggly Party (ft. Nick Cage) 8-22-10 1:09
Robotnik Invests In A Chili Bean Factory 8-24-10 2:17
Tails' BALLIN' Adventure 9-3-10 1:11
AC trolls Shaq 9-18-10 1:04
T2: The Fall of Captain Feathersword 10-26-10 1:47
An Angelic Tale 11-14-10 3:19
Robotnik's Fatal Kitty Litter Incident 2-24-11 2:16
Steve's Unhealthy Obsession 2-27-11 2:03
Kirino's Captain Birthday Bash 4-14-11 1:07
Soulja Boy: The Video Game 6-15-11 0:33
Sexual Surgery 8-6-11 1:17
Dave Grohl's Walking Lessons 9-18-11 1:14
Robotnik: The Hero, The Legend 10-23-11 2:26
Ground Zero: Nietzschejou 11-17-11 1:12
Lou Albano has some big problems 11-20-11 2:02

Collabs[edit]

Part 1 Part 2

Part 1 Part 2

Tennis[edit]

Wants to play:

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Has Played:

Is playing:

Wants to try:

  • Free for all
  • Only SatAM cartoons
  • Only movies
  • Only video game clips
  • Only vlogs
  • Trap Tennis
  • YTPMV Tennis

Timing:

  • Any time I'm not doing something.

Associates[edit]

In Real Life[edit]

Online[edit]

Influences[edit]

Making Poop[edit]

Style[edit]

Fans[edit]

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Trivia[edit]

  • I am obsessed with A LOT.
  • Doki the rabbit is the best.
  • Buttercup is my favorite PPG.
  • I own the sun which nobody has realized is really Robotnik on fire.
  • I am bizarro loco like Koko
  • My name is Erik and I have extremities
  • Is gay. (according to stegblob who is also gay)
    • This statement is proven false by his love of Buttercup.
      • But remains to be proven twice because BMATF and Buttercup seem to be having problems.
        • Let's hope he's not gay. Seriously.
          • Why are we still adding on to this!
            • I don't know. Seriously.
              • This is amazing!
                • Not as amazing as the fact that we're still adding stuff on to this here.
                  • What's happening?!
                    • HELP!
                      • EXCUSE ME I AM IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION
                        • AUGHGHGH
                          • This will never end
                            • What was this even about originally
  • Is an awesome person and better than you.
  • The above statement is true.
  • Ferns are plants meant to spice up your home office
  • & is sexy. (well drawn symbols)
  • I can't think of anything else to add to this list. (blatant lying)
  • Has a plush of Rosie. (this is true)
  • Knows how to lure hookers to his house.
  • And sluts. (See Panty)
  • Has super saiyan swagger
  • I wish Longmont Potion Castle would call me

Links[edit]

Other Links[edit]

Personality[edit]

I'm weird. If I wasn't then I'd be boring. I have serious self-esteem issues and suffers from easy depression syndrome because I think I can't do anything of worth, when I probably do but I just don't notice it. If I was normal then I'd probably be dead because all normal people do is commit suicide. With sleeping pills.

Personal Info[edit]

Name: Erik

Age: Older than the Illuminati

Country: God Bless the USA

Interests: It's your property (end of story)

Job: Anime Priest

I'M NOT UPDATING THE HALL OF AVATARS ANYMORE IT'S TOO MUCH WORK!!!!!!!

Hall of Avatars[edit]

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    First avatar I ever had.

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    First to make a joke dies

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    Panty is the best slut.

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    Derp.

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    Dr. Tran is famous

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    Under attack!

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    Space Ghost in a trance

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    Nepeta!

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    Rosie!

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    Doki!

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    Tails!

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    Mario sees your soul

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    Gurren Lagann swag

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    Rage against the avatars

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    Karkat!

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    April Fools! No seriously

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    Bianca! I fought her like ten times, but she's still cool!

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    Adeleine!

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    Lily!

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    Adeleine is quite amazing.

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    Kirino is a bitch, but she's cool.

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    Hakase Hakase Hakase

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    Hakase Hakase Hakase!

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    Yukko Yukko Yukko?

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    Spider lolis.

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    Adeleine returns.

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    Victorique reading 1984.

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    More painting.

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    The inkvasion begins!

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    Nano Nano!

This article on me deserves a ten. Again.
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