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'''Florida''' is a State of the [[United States]].
  
==geography==
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==Geography==
florida is comprised of two distinct parts.
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[[Image:westflorida.png|250px|thumb|right|The flag of the very short lived "Republic of West Florida".]]
- the south: known as the peninsula is populated mainly with aging yankees and central american immigrants
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Florida is comprised of two distinct parts.
- the north: known as the pan handle is populated mainly with rednecks and escaped prisoners.
 
==history==
 
[[image:westflorida.png|250px|thumb|center|the flag of the very short lived republic of west florida.]]
 
florida was once populated solely by indigenous tribes until the 16th century when spaniards began to colonize the region. most of the indians died off because they could stand being near white guys.
 
-1763 spain ceded florida to the united kingdom in a treaty.
 
-1781 spain regains florida through military conquest.
 
-1810 florida is an independent nation for three months
 
-1822 it is decided that florida is a territory of the united states because they are closer.
 
-1822-1844 the united states kills a lot of indians
 
-1845 florida is made a united state
 
-in 1971 disney world opened for the first time ; beginning efforts by certain people from northern parts of the U.S to totally pussify florida.
 
  
[[image:westflorida.png|250px|thumb|center|the flag of the very short lived republic of west florida.]]
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* The South: Known as the peninsula; is populated mainly with aging Yankees and central American immigrants.
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* The North: Known as the pan handle; is populated mainly with [[:Category:Southerners|rednecks]] and escaped prisoners.
  
authors note-''if you desire a more detailed or accurate history of the great land of florida look to wikipedia or a proper book. this after all is a pooper data-base''
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=== Major Cities===
==poopers from florida==
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*Tallahassee (capital)
*[[the pope]]
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*Jacksonville
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*[[Disney|Orlando]]
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*Tampa
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*[[Dolphins|Miami]]
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*[[Russia|St. Petersburg]]
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==Economy==
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[[image:Esther rolle.jpg|100px|thumb|right|Esther Rolle had some good times portraying Florida.]]
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Much of Florida's economy is based on tourism, [[1 Eyed Orange Mario|citrus]], and [[Star Trek|space travel]].  It's economy also consists of trading [[Magic Drugs]] to Colombia and Cigars to Cuba.  Manufacturing companies assemble cutting edge aerospace products like [[Mario|Time Machines]], [[Dr. Robotnik|precious rocket ships that drift off into deep space]], [[Scratch|Industrial]] [[Grounder|robots]], and Atomic Relativity Boots that enable you to circle the planet at the speed of light and enter the Time Warp.
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==Trivia==
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*Florida is also the character name of the female lead in [[The Seventies|the 1970's]] sitcom ''Good Times''.
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*At one point, it was [http://www.cbssports.com/olympics/eye-on-olympics/24443051/it-is-colder-in-south-florida-than-it-is-at-the-winter-olympics colder in Florida than it was at the 2014 Winter Olympics].
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*In 1982 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_republic Key West seceded from the union] and declared [[war]] on the United States, whacking a sailor with [[Communist|Cuban]] bread. The country surrendered shortly after to the sailor and applied for a [[AbsoluteBillion|billion]] [[money|dollars]] in foreign aid.
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[[File:BugskillsFlorida.gif|250px|right|thumb|Whenever Florida elects a Republican by 0.00001% yet again, just call Bugs Bunny.]]
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==Poopers From Florida==
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*[[Hurricoaster]]
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*[[Deepercutt]]
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*[[Cumulo25]]
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*[[The Pope]]
 
*[[duderun14]]
 
*[[duderun14]]
*[[theFXexpert26]]
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*[[theFXexpert]]
 
*[[WoFC]]
 
*[[WoFC]]
 
*[[mullet]]
 
*[[mullet]]
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*[[kinglchigo]]
 
*[[kinglchigo]]
 
*[[moon]]
 
*[[moon]]
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*[[AngrySpongeBobGuy]]
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*[[KingHarky]]
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==Other Residents==
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*[[Wikipedia]]
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**Jimmy Wales
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*[[Hulk Hogan]]
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*[[Ray Sipe]]
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*Florida Man, the most unimpressive superhero of all time
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[[Category:Places]]
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[[Category:States]]

Latest revision as of 13:14, 24 November 2019

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A map of modern day Florida.

Florida is a State of the United States.

Geography[edit]

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The flag of the very short lived "Republic of West Florida".

Florida is comprised of two distinct parts.

  • The South: Known as the peninsula; is populated mainly with aging Yankees and central American immigrants.
  • The North: Known as the pan handle; is populated mainly with rednecks and escaped prisoners.

Major Cities[edit]

Economy[edit]

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Esther Rolle had some good times portraying Florida.

Much of Florida's economy is based on tourism, citrus, and space travel. It's economy also consists of trading Magic Drugs to Colombia and Cigars to Cuba. Manufacturing companies assemble cutting edge aerospace products like Time Machines, precious rocket ships that drift off into deep space, Industrial robots, and Atomic Relativity Boots that enable you to circle the planet at the speed of light and enter the Time Warp.

Trivia[edit]

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Whenever Florida elects a Republican by 0.00001% yet again, just call Bugs Bunny.

Poopers From Florida[edit]

Other Residents[edit]