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{{vid|2VAYd3TWF0U}}[[Gutsman|He-Man]] owns them. Thems made from [[Uctions]].
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''SOOOOOO $TONED [[fuck|FUCK]] MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING [[666]] [[Loiter Squad|ODD FUTURE]] MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA [[420]] SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.''<br>
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:- [[Snoop Dogg|A typical user of Magic Drugs.]]
  
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Magic drugs are [[good]] [[4|for]] [[you]]. You can obtain them if you have [[Money]].
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[http://www.videos.com/play/M7865449-43/poop_videos/youtube_poop_he-manapos_s_fabulous_magic_drugs.html He-Man] owns them. Thems made from [[Uctions]].
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Magic Drugs are [[good]] [[4|for]] [[you]]. You can obtain them if you have [[Money]].
  
 
If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions.
 
If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions.
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[[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] shows us what [[you]]'ll go through whenever you take ([[good]]) magic drugs.]]
 
[[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] shows us what [[you]]'ll go through whenever you take ([[good]]) magic drugs.]]
 
[[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|[[Rolf]], however, shows [[you]] what it's like if you take some ([[bad]]) Magic Drugs.]]
 
[[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|[[Rolf]], however, shows [[you]] what it's like if you take some ([[bad]]) Magic Drugs.]]
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[[File:Yoshi Touch Fuzzy Yoshi Get Dizzy.png|thumb|right|Pink Yoshi on Magic Drugs.]]
 
They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.).
 
They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.).
 
Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass. However, if [[you]] aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater.
 
Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass. However, if [[you]] aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater.
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==How NOT To Take Them==
 
==How NOT To Take Them==
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[[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "no thanks").
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[[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "[[He-Man|no thanks]]").
  
 
==People Who Like Magic Drugs==
 
==People Who Like Magic Drugs==
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*[[Sonic]]
 
*[[Sonic]]
 
*[[He-Man]]
 
*[[He-Man]]
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*[[Ivan Drago]] (In injectable form.)
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*[[:Category:Drug Addicts|These people]]
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*[[Jimi Hendrix]] (Specifically, Lysergic Acid Diethylamide.)
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*[[Koopone|Drug Lords]] (They make [[Spaghetti|lotsa]] [[money]] from them.)
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*[[Pongpong13]]
 
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*[[Phoenix Wright]]
 
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*[[M. Bison]]
 
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*[[The Fat Controller]]
 
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*[[Diesel]]
 
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*Barry Bonds (In injectable form.)
 
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*[[Dethklok]]
 
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*[[Dr. Rockso|Dr. Rockso, The Rock N' Roll Clown]] (Specifically, just cocaine.)
 
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*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
 
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*Most musicians, especially rappers and rock & rollers.
 
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*[[Big Mouth]] (Without them, he can't see his friend, [[Dr. Rabbit|Roger Rabbit.]])
 
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*[[Gutsman]]'s [[Ass]]
 
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*[[Youtube]]
 
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*[[Super Macho Man]] (Also in an injectable form.)
 
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*[[Zant]] (In the form of Caffine Pills.)
 
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*[[Wario]] (Also in an injectable form.)
 
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*[[Grimmjow Jaggerjaques]] (All forms of it. He uses them to power up.)
 
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*[['60s]] [[AVGN Hippie/Fan|Hippies]]
 
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*[[Princess Daisy]] (Especially lysergic acid diethylamide.)
 
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*[[Koopone|Tony Montana]]
 
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**In fact, all [[The Eighties|'80s]] mobsters.
 
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*[[Freddy Krueger]] (Let's get high!)
 
  
 
==Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs==
 
==Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs==
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*[[JazzDanceForChildren]]
 
*[[JazzDanceForChildren]]
 
*[[manwith10toes]]
 
*[[manwith10toes]]
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*[[Cumulo25]]
  
 
== People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs ==
 
== People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs ==
 
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*[[Grounder]] (Though he doesn't mind if you do try them.)
 
*[[Grounder]] (Though he doesn't mind if you do try them.)
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*Ronald Reagan (Just say no.)
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*[[Ronald Reagan]] (Just say no.)
 
*Nancy Reagan (See Ronald Reagan.)
 
*Nancy Reagan (See Ronald Reagan.)
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
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*[[Gordon]]
 
*[[Gordon]]
 
*Emily
 
*Emily
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*[[Communists]]
 
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*Adolf [[Hitler]] and the [[Nazi]]s (Believe that since they're <u>the ultimate race</u>, doing magic drugs is pointless.)
 
 
*Law enforcement officers
 
*Law enforcement officers
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**[[The '80s|Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs]]
 
*[[Real Mario|Captain Lou Albano]] - He believed that they'll make you go to [[Hell]] ''before'' [[you]] [[die]].
 
*[[Real Mario|Captain Lou Albano]] - He believed that they'll make you go to [[Hell]] ''before'' [[you]] [[die]].
 
*[[Jesus Christ]]
 
*[[Jesus Christ]]
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*[[Hop]]
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*[[Iggy Koopa]]
 
*[[Mr. T]] - I pity da foo who does drugs!
 
*[[Mr. T]] - I pity da foo who does drugs!
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*Sonny Crockett
 
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*Rico Tubbs
 
 
*Pinocchio
 
*Pinocchio
  
 
==Variations==
 
==Variations==
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[[Image:Cold One.PNG|thumb|100px|Always remember to bring your old man a Cold One.]]
 
 
Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:
 
Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:
 
*Smokes
 
*Smokes
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*Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs
 
*Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs
 
*Opium
 
*Opium
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*Marijuana
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*Marijuana (Weed)
 
*Steroids
 
*Steroids
 
*Cocaine
 
*Cocaine
 
*[[Krystal|Crystal Meth]]
 
*[[Krystal|Crystal Meth]]
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*Lysergic [[Ass|Ac]]id [[Die]]thylamide (LSD)
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*[[Erosion|Lysergic]] [[Ass|Ac]]id [[Die]]thylamide (LSD)
  
 
===Alchoholic-Type Beverages===
 
===Alchoholic-Type Beverages===
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[[Image:LSD Coverart.jpg|thumb|right|Did you know that there are even video games based on drugs?!]]
 
 
*[[BOOZE|Liquor]]
 
*[[BOOZE|Liquor]]
 
*[[BOOZE|Booze]]
 
*[[BOOZE|Booze]]
 
*[[Yes|Cold Ones]]
 
*[[Yes|Cold Ones]]
 
[[Image:Nostalgiacriticpot.jpg|thumb|375px|center|In the end, it'll be [[you]] who ends up losing a lot of pot.]]
 
[[Image:Nostalgiacriticpot.jpg|thumb|375px|center|In the end, it'll be [[you]] who ends up losing a lot of pot.]]
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Latest revision as of 18:19, 14 November 2017

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- A typical user of Magic Drugs.

He-Man owns them. Thems made from Uctions.

Magic Drugs are good for you. You can obtain them if you have Money.

If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions.

Effects[edit]

The Nostalgia Critic shows us what you'll go through whenever you take (good) magic drugs.
Rolf, however, shows you what it's like if you take some (bad) Magic Drugs.
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Pink Yoshi on Magic Drugs.

They make your problems go away (although Grounder denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause Pickle Surprise, and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also greatly increase your muscle mass. However, if you aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater.

Traces of Magic Drugs will also appear in your piss, which can be detected with drug tests.

How To Take Them[edit]

Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your Mama Luigi.

How NOT To Take Them[edit]

First, ya say "NO!" (or "no thanks").

People Who Like Magic Drugs[edit]

This is what it's like if you take Magic Drugs.

Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs[edit]

Even babies like the Magic Drugs!

People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs[edit]

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Variations[edit]

Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:

Alchoholic-Type Beverages[edit]

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In the end, it'll be you who ends up losing a lot of pot.
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