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Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of [[uctions]]. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by [[CD-I]] Zelda People, and [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes an Anti-Uctions enema every day so that he can stay evil.
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'''Anti-Uctions''' are the exact opposite of [[uctions]]. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by [[CD-I]] Zelda People, and [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes an Anti-Uctions [[Arse|suppository]] every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time.  These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions.  Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals.
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[[Image:Action 52 (NES) box art.jpg|thumb|right|This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the [[Sega]] Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.]]
 
[[Image:Action 52 (NES) box art.jpg|thumb|right|This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the [[Sega]] Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.]]
 
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[[Image:Datadesignlogo.jpg|thumb|right|An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
== Major Sources ==
 
== Major Sources ==
 
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*[[Haruhi Suzumiya]]
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
 
*[[Bad Medicine]]
 
*[[Bad Medicine]]
*[[You]] if you are [[Ganon|evil]].
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*[[You]] if you are [[evil]].
 
*[[God Luigi]]
 
*[[God Luigi]]
 
*[[God Rabbit]]
 
*[[God Rabbit]]
 
*[[AIDS]]
 
*[[AIDS]]
*Watching a [[Deepercutt]] poop.
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*[[The Pit]]/Hell
*Watching an unholy [[Rick Roll]].
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*[[Giygas]]
*Watching a [[WalrusGuy]] poop.
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*The faces of Evil
*Watching a [[KroboProductions]] poop.
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*Fag NinjaDude(a clone of NinjaDude from the Pit,made completely out of Anti-Uctions)
*M&M's Kart Racing (Especially when it's APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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*LJN
 
*[[Me]] if [[I]] am evil.
 
*[[Me]] if [[I]] am evil.
*Design Software Inc.
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*[[Miss10|Miscellaneous]] evils from, well, whatever.
*Data Design Interactive
 
[[Image:Datadesignlogo.jpg|thumb|right|An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.]]
 
*[[Your Face]]
 
*[[The Pit]]
 
*[[Chad Warden]]
 
*[[Weegee]], who's their boss.
 
*[[AIDS|STD]] [[Cum|Dick Oil]] Treatment
 
*[[The Pit]] of [[Cum]]
 
*NOT [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD]] OR [[Nostalgia Critic|THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC]].
 
*[[Angry German Kid]]
 
*[[The Jonas Brothers]]
 
*[[Disney|The High School Musical Trilogy]]
 
*[[Shit|Hannah Montana]]
 
*[[Obama|Barack Obama]]
 
*[[Black Shadow|The Dark Reactor]]
 
[[Image:150px-LJN Ltd logo.png|thumb|right|LJN's video games are just pure Anti-Uctions.]]
 
*[[Angry Video Game Nerd|LJN]]
 
*T*HQ
 
*[[Shit|Action 52]] (Both the [[Nintendo]] Entertainment System and the [[SEGA|Sega]] Genesis/Mega Drive versions of the game.)
 
*[[Smirking Bitch]]
 
*[[Giygas]] (Infact, according to Pokey, he is the Anti-Uctions!)
 
*[[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]]
 
*[[Ganon]]
 
*[[Melink]]
 
*[[Michael Jackson]] pedophilia jokes.
 
  
 
== What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions ==
 
== What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions ==
[[Die|You may just want to ignore it. That, or go get medical help.]]
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[[Die|You may just want to ignore it.]] That, or go get [[medic]]al help. However, if you can handle the Anti-Uctions, you can use them to take over the world or [[Aran Ryan|become completely insane]], or something like that. ''Occasionally'', you can harness their power and use them for good, but that requires major study in Science, Math, and [[Patrick|Wumbology]] classes.
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==Trivia==
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*[[Batman]] believes that punk-rock music is filled with lots of that (As well as [[die|death]] and crime.).
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*[[Rolf]] scrubs his animals with Anti-Uctions.
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*The creators of [[Whinefeld]] created their clip by combining Anti-Uctions and regular [[Uctions]], thus causing major [[Sonic|chaos]].
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*[[Unicron]] uses Anti-Uctions as his main power source.
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*James of [[Team Rocket]] believes that Leo Burnett (whoever that is) and [[4Kids]] are Anti-Uctions [[cum|come]] to life.
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*[[Aran Ryan]] sometimes uses his Anti-Uctions just for [[cheat]]ing purposes in boxing matches. What a reckless <s>driver</s> person.
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*Sometimes, [[form]]s of different people can be able to hold Anti-Uctions instead of [[Uctions]].
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*In [[Transformers]], Anti-Uctions is called "Dark Energon".
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Image:End animation21.jpg|The destruction of [[Mirror|one of the icons of Anti-Uctions.]]
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Image:Deadimage.JPG|Anti-Uctions occasionally will manifest themselves in the form of dead images.
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Image:Anotherdeadimage.JPG|They can also appear as pure black images. That can't be good!
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Image:Drybones1.jpg|This is what happens if you refill your [[balls]] with Anti-Uctions. Remember, [[Anti-Uctions]] are [[bad]] [[4|for]] [[you]], and [[Real Mario|you will go to hell <b>before</b> you]] [[die]].
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</gallery>
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
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[[Category:Evil Characters]]

Latest revision as of 16:03, 25 March 2014

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Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of uctions. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by CD-I Zelda People, and Dr. Rabbit takes an Anti-Uctions suppository every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time. These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions. Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals.

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This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the Sega Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.
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An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.

Major Sources[edit]

What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions[edit]

You may just want to ignore it. That, or go get medical help. However, if you can handle the Anti-Uctions, you can use them to take over the world or become completely insane, or something like that. Occasionally, you can harness their power and use them for good, but that requires major study in Science, Math, and Wumbology classes.

Trivia[edit]

  • Batman believes that punk-rock music is filled with lots of that (As well as death and crime.).
  • Rolf scrubs his animals with Anti-Uctions.
  • The creators of Whinefeld created their clip by combining Anti-Uctions and regular Uctions, thus causing major chaos.
  • Unicron uses Anti-Uctions as his main power source.
  • James of Team Rocket believes that Leo Burnett (whoever that is) and 4Kids are Anti-Uctions come to life.
  • Aran Ryan sometimes uses his Anti-Uctions just for cheating purposes in boxing matches. What a reckless driver person.
  • Sometimes, forms of different people can be able to hold Anti-Uctions instead of Uctions.
  • In Transformers, Anti-Uctions is called "Dark Energon".