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==Story==
 
==Story==
 
Ludwig von Koopa, in his previous life, was born in Berlin in the year 1899. As a child, he was deeply interested in music, listening to a lot of his namesake's music on his cylinder phonograph. In 1925, inspired by the Beer Hall Putsch in Munich and the book Mein Kampf, he decided to join the [[Nazi|National Social German Worker's Party]], and later the Schutzstaffel, where he rose up in the ranks to the rank of Oberstgruppenführer.
 
Ludwig von Koopa, in his previous life, was born in Berlin in the year 1899. As a child, he was deeply interested in music, listening to a lot of his namesake's music on his cylinder phonograph. In 1925, inspired by the Beer Hall Putsch in Munich and the book Mein Kampf, he decided to join the [[Nazi|National Social German Worker's Party]], and later the Schutzstaffel, where he rose up in the ranks to the rank of Oberstgruppenführer.
  
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By 1945, Ludwig was the second-in-command of the schutzstaffel, but after both Hitler and Himmler committed [[suicide]], Ludwig assumed control. In a battle with the Red Army of the [[Soviet Union]], he was captured, and was hung.
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By 1945, Ludwig was the second-in-command (Oberstgruppenführer) of the Schutzstaffel, but after both Hitler and Himmler committed [[suicide]], Ludwig assumed control. In a battle with the Red Army of the [[Soviet Union]], he was captured, and was hung.
  
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In [[the '60s]], he was reincarnated as the eldest son of [[King Koopa]], and now serves a re-animated [[Hitler]] in a second attempt to conquer sie vorld fir Deutschland (Which is failing miserably, so far, as the only place they have control over is [[Stuttgart]]).
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In [[the '60s]], he was reincarnated as the eldest son of [[King Koopa]], staring his second and current life.
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In 1988, he and his siblings first fought [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]], and were beaten. In 1989, he fought the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]] again, and was again defeated. In 1992, he and his sibling used machines to take over Jewellery Land, again failing, though this time he was shot by [[Mario]] with a [[Gun|Super Scope]] on [[Yoshi]]'s back. In 1993, he got his own castle hotel, [[Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel]], which is somehow always destroyed when [[Fat Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi]] stay over. In 2009, he again fought Mario and Luigi, and failed again.
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Nowadays, he serves a re-animated [[Hitler]] in a second attempt to conquer sie vorld fir Deutschland (Which is failing miserably, so far, as the only place they have control over is [[Stuttgart]]).
  
 
==Criminal Record==
 
==Criminal Record==
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==Death==
 
==Death==
  
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During the war, Ludwig tried to keep the army going after [[Hitler]] hung himself, but was arrested by the Allies. He was hung in 1945. 23 years later, in 1968, he was reincarnated as one of [[King Koopa]]'s 8 children.
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During the war, Ludwig tried to keep the army going after [[Hitler]] and Himmler killed themselves, but was arrested by the Allies. He was hung in 1945. 23 years later, in 1968, he was reincarnated as one of [[King Koopa]]'s 8 children.
  
 
==Misc.==
 
==Misc.==
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*He is addicted to French fries.
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*He is addicted to [[Chips|French fries]].
 
**In fact, he thinks that he could change history if he had a little bit of French fries involved.
 
**In fact, he thinks that he could change history if he had a little bit of French fries involved.
 
*Owner of the haunted Thump Castle Hotel. He has had complaints from customers over the vanishing doors.
 
*Owner of the haunted Thump Castle Hotel. He has had complaints from customers over the vanishing doors.
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*Aided [[Inuyasha]] in defeating Ronald McDonald.
 
*Aided [[Inuyasha]] in defeating Ronald McDonald.
 
*He got a cool sounding voice for New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
 
*He got a cool sounding voice for New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
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*In the period between [[Hotel Mario]] and the 3rd revival of [[Adolf Hitler]], Ludwig got a job with the military, and was stationed in [[Japan]]. There, he learned to flutter jump by watching [[Yoshi]]es. After Hitler's 3rd revival, he left the military to serve his fuehrer.
 
 
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Revision as of 08:50, 10 February 2011

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Name: Ludwig "Kooky" Von Koopa
Appears In: Super Mario Brothers 3, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World
Sex: Male
Age: 42
Nationality: German
Occupation(s): Nazi, Prince, Conductor, Composer (he also invented Nazi weapons and he loves to re-live the glory days)
Played By: Michael Stark (AoSMB3, SMW Cartoon), Mike Vaughn (New SMB Wii)

Ludwig "Kooky" Von Koopa (B. 1968) is very cruel and evil, he was once the Oberstgruppenführer of the Schutzstaffle, only taking orders from Heinrich Himmler, and Adolf Hitler. He is the eldest of all the koopa kids.

Likes

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Dislikes

Story

Ludwig von Koopa, in his previous life, was born in Berlin in the year 1899. As a child, he was deeply interested in music, listening to a lot of his namesake's music on his cylinder phonograph. In 1925, inspired by the Beer Hall Putsch in Munich and the book Mein Kampf, he decided to join the National Social German Worker's Party, and later the Schutzstaffel, where he rose up in the ranks to the rank of Oberstgruppenführer.

By 1945, Ludwig was the second-in-command (Oberstgruppenführer) of the Schutzstaffel, but after both Hitler and Himmler committed suicide, Ludwig assumed control. In a battle with the Red Army of the Soviet Union, he was captured, and was hung.

In the '60s, he was reincarnated as the eldest son of King Koopa, staring his second and current life.

In 1988, he and his siblings first fought Mario and Luigi, and were beaten. In 1989, he fought the Mario Bros. again, and was again defeated. In 1992, he and his sibling used machines to take over Jewellery Land, again failing, though this time he was shot by Mario with a Super Scope on Yoshi's back. In 1993, he got his own castle hotel, Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel, which is somehow always destroyed when Fat Mario and Gay Luigi stay over. In 2009, he again fought Mario and Luigi, and failed again.

Nowadays, he serves a re-animated Hitler in a second attempt to conquer sie vorld fir Deutschland (Which is failing miserably, so far, as the only place they have control over is Stuttgart).

Criminal Record

Look how evil cute he is. :3
  • Planting a bomb that killed over 9000 Jews and an Asian in April of 2009.
  • Killing Jewish girls while in bed.
  • Robbing Wal-Mart.
  • Telling all black people to leave said Wal-Mart over the intercom.
  • Serving a re-animated version of Hitler.
  • Escaping from jail.
  • Aiding King Dedede in the theft of the 600 pizzas from Mona Pizza.
  • Setting fire to Hebrew towns.
  • Stealing lots of records, compact discs, and cassettes that he hates, then burning them (both literally and figuratively).
  • Stealing tax rebate money.
  • Bombing the entire Mushroom Kingdom
  • Having an ear-shattering laugh.
  • Plus various war crimes accumulated during World War II.

Death

During the war, Ludwig tried to keep the army going after Hitler and Himmler killed themselves, but was arrested by the Allies. He was hung in 1945. 23 years later, in 1968, he was reincarnated as one of King Koopa's 8 children.

Misc.

  • He is addicted to French fries.
    • In fact, he thinks that he could change history if he had a little bit of French fries involved.
  • Owner of the haunted Thump Castle Hotel. He has had complaints from customers over the vanishing doors.
  • His Castle Hotel is often confused with Hyrule Castle.
  • He invented the Kooky Cookie in Paper Mario.
  • Aided Inuyasha in defeating Ronald McDonald.
  • He got a cool sounding voice for New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

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