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Chips
Chips (UK: Crisps) are snacks frequently eaten by Carmen, King Dedede, and Light Yagami. They may also be what King Harkinian is having for Dinner even though he hates them. Dr. Rabbit also hates chips, because they don't do teeth any favors.
Should also not be confused with Chip from Sonic Unleashed. He isn't delicious.
The potato chips are most famous for their appearance in poops with Carmen. In many of these poops, Dr. Rabbit explains to Carmen that chips contain starch and can damage your teeth. However, Dr. Rabbit occasionally interacts physically with the chips, proven when he told Carmen he was going to stick those chips up his butt.
The Dangers of Eating Chips[edit]
Chips are extremely bad for your health, as they have starches that stick to your teeth and make plaque monsters grow. Plaque monsters have medieval instruments of war that they use to crush your teeth, tongue, gums, and eventually your throat, which will make you choke to death with bloody gums and tongue and no teeth to chew with. The only known way to stop them is to brush your teeth with fluoride toothpaste, swishing it around your mouth, and flossing your teeth to sever the limbs of plaque monsters hiding in between your teeth. DO NOT EAT CHIPS UNLESS YOU ARE A TOOTHBRUSHING PROFESSIONAL AND HAVE ENOUGH FLOURIDE TOOTHPASTE TO DEAL WITH THE PLAQUE MONSTERS.
How To Safely Eat Chips[edit]
As stated above, you should NEVER eat chips unless you are a toothbrushing professional. In order to become a toothbrushing pro, you need to watch the training videos whose' links have been provided below.
As long as you're safe, eating chips can be a fun and rewarding experience. As long as you brush your teeth and limit how often you eat them, it's okay to eat chips!
