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== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
  
*The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)
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*The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
*Cheatsy has a cum fetish.
 
*Wants to destroy some grandma.
 
 
*His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
 
*His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
 
*He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
 
*He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
 
*He appears to have been working with [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]].
 
*He appears to have been working with [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]].
*He does not like Jews.
 
 
*Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
 
*Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
 
*He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
 
*He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
 
*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]].
 
*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]].
*Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice. He doesn't put up lights just to be [[gay]].
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*Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.  
 
*Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
 
*Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
*He is also a [[Nazi]], much to [[Kooky|Ludwig's]] delight, and [[Hip|Lemmy]]'s dismay.
 
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==

Revision as of 07:57, 30 June 2009

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Name: Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Male

CharNice.jpg This article is filed under Characters.

Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.


Personality

You know it's Cheatsy if he's...

  • Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
  • Telling Monty Moles to stand there
  • Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Roy
  • He is a poser
  • His erection lasts more than 4 hours
  • Humping football players
  • Raping the floor
  • Eavesdropping
  • Saying "Cum" over and over

Trivia

  • The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
  • His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
  • He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
  • He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
  • Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
  • He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
  • Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
  • Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
  • Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?

Dislikes

Liked By

Disliked By

Memorable Quotes

  • IYAAAAAAAARGH!
  • AT LAST! My time has CUM!
  • That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
  • I am the emperor of evesdroping!
  • Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
  • GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
  • You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
  • ...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
  • The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!