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Revision as of 20:44, 24 December 2009
Coca-Cola is the one thing, other than Uctions and Magic Drugs, that all true warriors strive for. It has been around since 1886, and can be found all over the world, and literally everywhere on earth. Not only that, but it is the most recognised brand on earth as a result. It is also known for its secret formula, which is top secret (much like the 11 herbs and spices of Kentucky Fried Chicken). The only known ingredient of this formula is Uctions powder. The guys who make Coca-Cola are creators of other soda, including Sprite, which is the ultimate lemon-lime soda around. Seriously though, fuck Mountain Dew, fuck Sierra Mist, and fuck 7-UP!
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Coke was created in Atlanta, Georgia, USA, and there is a Coca-Cola museum in Atlanta dedicated to it. They're only true rival is Pepsi (formerly called Pepsi-Cola), which was really popular during the Great Depression.
It goes great with pizza, as well as cheeseburgers and various Japanese foods.
It is also the official Cola of Christmas, as well as the official Cola of Santa Claus.
Liked By
- Soda Popinski
- Max Headroom (Is always telling you to "Catch the Wave")
- Yoshi
- Santa Claus
- Polar Bears
- Actually, any creature from the North Pole.
- The Beatles (no joke!)
- Bill Cosby (Once advertised Coke. Was replaced with Max Headroom)
- Customer Service
- Dry Bones
- M. Bison (This is delicious! Yes! Yes!)
- Cokeologists
- You
- Me
- Yumi
- Fat People
- Grant Hill (Grant Hill Drinks Sprite?! Grant Hill Drinks Sprite.)
- Marty McFly (also drinks Tab in addition to Pepsi Free.)
- Paula Abdul (likes Diet Coke.)
- John Cage
- American soldiers during World War II
- Mean Joe Greene
- Druggies who think it still contains cocaine
- Nearly Everyone
Disliked By
- PepsiCo
- Arseholes
- Retards
- Bowser Jr.
- Mike Tyson (Was once seen in a Diet Pepsi commercial.)
- Optimus Prime
- People who want to be healthy.
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