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Anti-Uctions

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Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of uctions. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by CD-I Zelda People, and Dr. Rabbit takes an Anti-Uctions suppository every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time. These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions. Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals.

It is also used by the Germans as rennet for cheese (which explains why it sucks).

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This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the Sega Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.
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An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.
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A creation of Anti-Uctions (which Bowser had used to refill his balls with cum before raping Dry Bones).

Major Sources


What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions

You may just want to ignore it. That, or go get medical help. However, if you can handle the Anti-Uctions, you can use them to take over the world or become completely insane, or something like that. Occasionally, you can harness their power and use them for good, but that requires major study in Science, Math, and Wumbology classes.

Trivia

  • Batman believes that punk-rock music is filled with lots of that (As well as death and crime).
  • The creators of Whinefeld created their clip by combining Anti-Uctions and regular Uctions, causing major chaos.
  • Rolf scrubs his animals with Anti-Uctions.