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Iggy Koopa
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This article is filed under Characters.One of King Koopa's many evil sons. Iggy "Hop" Koopa (B. 1969) is a character from the Super Mario World cartoon. He has a brother named Lemmy.
Personality
Iggy is evil much like his brother Lemmy, though unlike Lemmy, Iggy is a capitalist, which sometimes causes them to be at odds. Iggy is also more intelligent then Lemmy.
Likes
- Jesus Christ
- The Southern Baptist Convention
- John Calvin
- Lemmy Koopa
- King Koopa
- Money
- The Engineer
- Yoshi
- Uctions
- The Legend of Zelda
- The Styx song "Mr. Roboto"
- Computers
- Machines
- Technology
- Various branches of the scientific field (especially in Biology).
- Various branches of mathematics.
- Animals
- Knoledge
- The fact that he is in New Super Mario Bros. Wii
- Along with his now green hair.
Dislikes
- The fact that he didn't get his own Koopa Hotel for some strange reason.
- Communism (much to Lemmy's dismay)
- The fact that he was in Mario is Missing
- Roy Koopa
- Zak
- Gay Luigi
- Hitler
- The Nazi Party (much to Ludwig's dismay)
- The KKK (much to Larry's dismay)
- Anti-Uctions
- Weegee
- Gays
- Magic Drugs (Execpt Steroids)
- Booze
- Pre-martial Sex
- The Jonas Brothers
- Satanists
- Fred Phelps
Skills
Knows how not to be seen. This skill was acquired from John Cena.
Near-Death
Iggy, and his brother, Lemmy, were seriously injured when Wizardheimer fucked-up a hex spell and exploded. Wizardheimer was killed. Iggy and Lemmy are in critical condition, but are stabilizing.
Trivia
- Spent the latter half of the year 1983 in a mental asylum.
- Faked his way out of the asylum in early 1984 when he heard about the new Apple Macintosh.
- Thinks that he has found the Cave of Uctions.
- He dyed his hair green for New Super Mario Bros. Wii because he thought that having different colored hair was stupid nowadays (even though green hair was around in the Eighties (oooooh, irony)), and he thought that green was the best color for him.
- He also took steroids during his time in his castle.
- He is currently a scientist employed by Monsanto Corporation.
- He was egged by Princess Daisy, who protested against Monsanto's genetic experiments.
