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Falcon Punch
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Falcon Punch's power is, when the elitist tourneyfags aren't around, obviously over 9000. It creates a burning bird which explodes brightly by contact, the victim combusts rapidly
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People who can use Falcon Punch
- Captain Falcon (DUH)
- Jimmy
- Luffy
- Arthur
- Knuckles
- Angry Nintendo Nerd
- Akuma
- Broly
- Vegeta
- Kakarot(Though it is called the Toei Punch)
- Soldier (Although it's more of a Falcon "Smack-your-face-with-a-shovel")
- Smith-San
- Jotaro Kujo (His preferred target is the target's already injured shin)
- Nimrodpowerz
- CrazedNinja
- Uctions
- Joey Wheeler
- Colonel Volgin
- Bitch Niggaz (olo, no)
- Chimchar
- Link (see the video beside with the king thumbnail)
- ReallyAwesomeParody
- Goofy
- Kirby (Only when he swallows up Captain Falcon.)
- The Overture
- Ma-Ti (When a member of "Comrade Planet and the Planeteers" and when he traved back in time to 1945. See the video YTP: Comrade Planet)
People who got killed over a Falcon punch
- Black Shadow
- Red
- Sonic
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Bugs Bunny
- Adolf Hitler (stunned, actually. Escaped whilst shouting "Deutchland!")
- That giant greedy motherfucker from the Disturbed "Land of Cunfusion" music video. (Actually transformed into alot of money.)
- Everyone who's appeared in any of the Super Smash Bros. games (Including Captain Falcon Himself!) {Though that happens sometimes and not all the time}.
Trivia
- Captain Falcon possesses the most powerful Falcon Punch in the universe.
- The Engineer has also managed to contain the power of the Falcon Punch, using it as ammo in his guns.
- Ganon's human brother GanonDORK has his own variant of the Falcon Punch. However, it's much slower, purple and not Falcon.
- There is a drink named after this type of power. It releases its power once it's drinken.
- Ma-Ti, the lame Planeteer with the power of Heart gains this power when the planeteers are lead by either Al Gore or Comrade Planet. May also be activated by time travel to World War II. (See Goldberg1337's work for more information)
