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Nimrodpowerz
In brief[edit]
Nimrodpowerz is a man that ran a very organized arms dealership. He was very unknown however, and wanted some more credit for the hard work he does for the world. Unfortunately, a god named Hiracoth knocked him out one night and started experementing on his body. He woke up one day and his body was fully robotic. This pissing him off to great lengths. He killed everyone inside that entire factory. He decided to go back to his simple life of a nerd on the computer all day. Nimrodpowerz came across a tutorial on making youtube poop and thought,"hey this looks pritty dope!" and started making poops for the world to watch and get pissed off at. He was also taught the kinky ways of Egyption foreplay, by Fat Bastard. Women have not gotten off his dick ever since. Conrad Slater then released him cause he's british he can do that. The end GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES AND SH**!
History[edit]
First poop seen[edit]
Fuck, he dosen't know. Quit asking him this shit.
First poop made[edit]
It's kinda gone now due to massive AIDS.
style[edit]
Preferred Sources[edit]
- Austin Powers
- Kenny Rogers
- HSM
Preferred Methods[edit]
- Profanity
- Destruction
- Violence
etc
Dislikes[edit]
- Vegetartians (The pussy kind that think killin' the animals is wrong)
- JSAKL:J:ASJKAHSJKHAJHSKAHSJHAKJSHAJKSJKAHSKJHSJKAHSKJAHSKSH SMACK MY DICK
Reception[edit]
Criticism[edit]
SMACK MY DICK
Achievements[edit]
Fucked Gwen 200 times, and still going.
The only one to duplicate Period candy and sell it to the masses.
Managed to find his female self.
Fucked Hinata's eyes.
Raped Athena with the help of Arufonzu. The tape can be found somewhere on the internet.
Associates[edit]
In Real Life[edit]
SMACK MY DICK!
Online[edit]
Every Min. of the day. NOW SMACK MY DICK
Influences[edit]
Chicken and Kenny Rogers.
Fans[edit]
- MelvanainChains
- KittyGabyIMEANGOAT
- SMACK MY DICK
Other Information[edit]
Trivia[edit]
Is something Nimrodpowerz wants to fuck. How interesting.
You see, Nimrod is a specifically designed SMACK MY DICK. He was made for the purpose of SMACK MY DICK, but has so far found nothing but a bag of dirty smack my dick. Like the story of your SMACK MY DICK, isn't it?
- Was previously banned from Youchew, to later be unbanned after a successful appeal.
- aaaaand then got banned again. lol.
