PENIS

A Penis

A non-penis giving us a naughty snare.

The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of entertainment. You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. Robotnik has a huge obsession with it.

Ways to say Penis

Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:

• Dick (invented by Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by The Angry Video Game Nerd or The Tourettes Guy (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
• Penish (invented by Robotnik)
• Pingas (invented by Robotnik)
• Pingors (invented by Mario head)
• Penus
• Penor (invented by Piconjo
• Peen (invented by YTWatchdog)
• Dickie (invented by Eddy)
• Twanger (invented by Zippy)
• Big red one (invented by Zippy)
• Johnson (Invented by MightyKombat

People with Penis

Only some people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below:

• Captain Falcon (Has the largest penis in existence)
• Bill O'Reilly (This has come into question in recent times, however.)
• Jesus (Especially Black Jesus)
• Dio Brando (he even says it feels good)
• Rik Mayall (Though, it is practically microscopic)
• Robotnik
• Temeku
• Shockwave
• Daniel J D'Arby
• Stegblob
• Tabull89
• Toadomos
• Mario
• Wizkid837
• Conrad Slater
• Asterix
• MrSimon
• Froggo
• Dan hibiki
• Bart Simpson
• TyrannosaurusReich
• Ron Jeremy
• You
• Buga (incredibly small, perhaps the smallest penis in the universe)
• MelvanaInChains
• Regular Luigi
• ShreddaX
• Ken
• Da'ithi Simnas (Althoug, a powerful entity like him has no need for a Penis as he is imortal and doesnt need to reproduce)
• Scorpion
• Grepher "The Duellist" Swordbearer
• Conker
• John Milford Barrick III
• Q
• YTwatchdog (refers to it as a "peen")
• Doctor Who (All 10 of them, except Paul McGann)
• Wiul (Though Galiteah Stelepa said to him, "The only thing smaller than your heart is your penis")
• Kenshiro
• Shin
• Raoh
• Jagi
• Rugal Bernstein
• Ataru Moroboshi
• Tommy Turnbull
• SpongeBob
• mariomarioecw
• Haruhi (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender)
• Every member of the Beatles
• Sora
• Jafar
• Uctions (HUH?!)
• Drew Pickles (the complete opposite of Buga)
• All Team Fortress 2 characters (Pyro is still debated thoug)
• Scrander
• Gaming God
• RetardedAnimeParodyX
• Manny Rivera
• NOT CalTrans
• Hulk Hogan
• Violent J (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the hugest one ever seen}
• wendy koopa
• Bonerman