Ludwig von Koopa

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Ludwig "Kooky" Von Koopa (B. 1968) is very cruel and evil, he was once the Oberstgruppenführer of the Schutzstaffle, only taking orders from Heinrich Himmler, and Adolf Hitler. He is the eldest of all the koopa kids.

Likes

• Iggy
• Larry
• Nazi Germany
• Nazis
• The Master/Aryan Race
• Chocolate
• Burger King
• Classical Music
  • His namesake's music
• his Thump Castle hotel
• Playing the fun game called "stuff your boobies down the drain."
• The fact that he is in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
• His New Super Mario Bros. Wii voice actor.

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Dislikes

• Being Called Kooky
• Being mistaken for a scientist.
• All music recorded after 1945.
• Bowser Jr.
• Communism
  • The Deutsche Demokratische Republik
• non-aryans
• Lemmy
• Roy
• DiC, for making Roy older than him.

Story

Ludwig von Koopa, in his previous life, was born in Berlin in the year 1899. As a child, he was deeply interested in music, listening to a lot of his namesake's music on his cylinder phonograph. In 1925, inspired by the Beer Hall Putsch in Munich and the book Mein Kampf, he decided to join the National Social German Worker's Party, and later the Schutzstaffel, where he rose up in the ranks to the rank of Oberstgruppenführer.

By 1945, Ludwig was the second-in-command (Oberstgruppenführer) of the Schutzstaffel, but after both Hitler and Himmler committed suicide, Ludwig assumed control. In a battle with the Red Army of the Soviet Union, he was captured, and was hung.

In the '60s, he was reincarnated as the eldest son of King Koopa, staring his second and current life.

In 1988, he and his siblings first fought Mario and Luigi, and were beaten. In 1989, he fought the Mario Bros. again, and was again defeated. In 1992, he and his sibling used machines to take over Jewellery Land, again failing, though this time he was shot by Mario with a Super Scope on Yoshi's back. In 1993, he got his own castle hotel, Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel, which was taken over by his father, and then destroyed by Fat Mario and Gay Luigi. In 2009, he again fought Mario and Luigi, and failed again.

Nowadays, he serves a re-animated Hitler in a second attempt to conquer sie vorld fir Deutschland (Which is failing miserably, so far, as the only place they have control over is Stuttgart), while also running his Thump Castle Hotel.

Criminal Record

Look how evil cute he is. :3

• Planting a bomb that killed over 9000 Jews and an Asian in April of 2009.
• Killing Jewish girls while in bed.
• Robbing Wal-Mart.
• Telling all black people to leave said Wal-Mart over the intercom.
• Serving a re-animated version of Hitler.
• Escaping from jail.
• Aiding King Dedede in the theft of the 600 pizzas from Mona Pizza.
• Setting fire to Hebrew towns.
• Stealing lots of records, compact discs, and cassettes that he hates, then burning them (both literally and figuratively).
• Stealing tax rebate money.
• Bombing the entire Mushroom Kingdom
• Having an ear-shattering laugh.
• Plus various war crimes accumulated during World War II.

Death

During the war, Ludwig tried to keep the army going after Hitler, Himmler, and Joseph Goebbels killed themselves, but was arrested by the Allies. He was hung in 1945. 23 years later, in 1968, he was reincarnated as one of King Koopa's 8 children.

Misc.

• He is addicted to French fries.
  • In fact, he thinks that he could change history if he had a little bit of French fries involved.
• Owner of the haunted Thump Castle Hotel. He has had complaints from customers over the vanishing doors.
• His Castle Hotel is often confused with Hyrule Castle.
• He invented the Kooky Cookie in Paper Mario.
• Aided Inuyasha in defeating Ronald McDonald.
• He got a cool sounding voice for New Super Mario Bros. Wii.