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NinjaCoachZ

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Name: NinjaCoachZ
Real Name: Magistrate Windsor
Sex: Male
Country: Canada

First Poop: Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics
Preferred Sources: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Elite Beat Agents, Homestar Runner, various anime, Transformers
Preferred Methods: Rape Rave, Stutter Loop, Stare Down, Tech
Preferred Software: Adobe Premiere Elements 7, Windows Movie Maker

In Short

A Canadian guy who happens to make poops. He also loves fighting games and Transformers too much for his own good. The end.

History

NinjaCoachZ as a teenager. Really.

Now, how did I discover Youtube Poop? Well, first I went to a few Sonic fansites and learned about Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. I then thought it looked interesting, so I went to Youtube to watch a few episodes, such as SSSSS Squad, Lovesick Sonic, Sonic Breakout (so far the most prolific episode to appear in my videos) and Robo-Ninjas. After doing that, I found a video called, "Robotnik on the Toilet." Intrigued by the title, I decided to click on it, but I was disappointed, it was a random garglemesh of Robotnik clips piled together and played in slow-motion! Then, I found "Robotnik Becomes Prime Minister", "Ganon is Mr. Bigglesworth", "The Birds of Koridai" and "Sonic Can't Play Baseball", among others. Still intrigued, I decided to search for more of these crazy videos, and that's how I ended up here.

Indeed, I have been lurking around since 2007, so long ago, I remember being devastated when Tenjic (one of my favourite poopers) was banned. And before WalrusGuy was popular. Then I finally decided to test out Windows Movie Maker and I made my first Youtube Poop in summer 2008. I use Adobe Premiere Elements now; much more reliable.

Although at first I used a more linear style of pooping, I was influenced by other poops such as "Meet the Artillery" "Robotnik Travels to Route 224" and "The Gradual Mental Traumatization of a Kids' Show Host". My style is much more crazy now, but I occasionally slip back into my old one for laughs.

Hey cool, I made a collab. Awesome.

Copyright Issues

One of his videos (Mr. Bean's Christmas Extravaganza) was removed due to copyright. Damn. Oh well, that poop wasn't exactly a classic anyway.

First poop seen

Robotnik on the Toilet

Some favourites of his

First poop made

I forget the very first Youtube Poop I made, but the first one I posted was as mentioned above, Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics. The earliest one made that I can think of is probably, "An Unnatural, Surreal Voyage into the Mind of NinjaCoachZ."

The closest thing to a poop I ever made before that was a video making fun of the Naruto Revolution 2 trailer, but I never posted it because it was really just a test. And it sucked hard.

Style

Tends to shuffle around the order of the episode, etc. and edit it heavily. Most of my older poops were more linear and relied on a single episode/source. Generally, my poops are more "classic" and somewhat 2007/2008-ish, rather than being a flood of distortions.

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

Preferred Tech

I used Windows Movie Maker for most of my earlier videos, currently using Adobe Premiere Elements as of my Bleach YTP. Audacity is used for some things like minor sound editing. Currently, Movie Maker is used for videos that require no effort, such as "The Youtube Poop New Year's Spectacular!"

Likes

Dislikes

  • Arufonzu
  • WalrusGuy's later videos (except for the one with Link getting a job at Gwonam's restaurant). On the other hand, his older videos and games/animations like "Saunich der Heijhaug" are good with me.
  • Fullmetal Alchemist
  • Overly-long poops
  • LittleKuriboh
  • Twilight
  • Lucky Star, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and Azumanga Daioh.
  • Ed, Edd, & Eddy (as a poop source, he can't stand it. He has not seen the show itself enough to judge it.)
  • Sony Vegas, namely because everybody uses it.
  • Yaoi
  • Fangirls
  • Mortal Kombat
  • Ryu and Ken spammers.
  • His unluckiness
  • The overly-complicated Revenge of The Fallen Transformers that take five minutes to transform. :(

Nicknames

"NiggaCockZ." ~seanvol in the "corrupt the above username" thread on YouChew Poop.

"NinjaCouchZ." ~HMTcomp making yet another typo.

Reception

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A YouTube user watching one of NinjaCoachZ's videos.
  • Most of my videos have been received well, particularly my more recent videos.
  • Emperor Ing enjoyed The Kite of Lourage.
  • Miss10 said that Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics - HD Remix "wasn't bad for a long poop".
  • RobochaoXX referred to one of my Chewiki articles (Dracula), as "easily the funniest article here".

Criticism

Not much, though I tend to have some things go on a bit too long. Also, LittleKuriboh hates me. But he's a fat slob with no idea what YouTube Poop is, so yeah.

Yoshit called me a "douchebag". Thank you; I try.

Once got flamed by a bunch of angry Twilight fantards.

Achievements

Fans

Associates

In Real Life

Influenced by

Poop Listing

The Best of the Best

  • Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics - November 8, 2008 - This is the first poop I uploaded; back in the old days when I first made it, I thought it was comedy genius, but now, after all my other videos have come and gone, it's not so funny anymore. It's still a classic though, and was my most viewed YTP video (with a whopping 1000 views!)
    • [1] - The HD remake of this video, made with Adobe Premiere Elements.
  • An Unnatural, Surreal Voyage into the Mind of NinjaCoachZ - This was going to be my first CD-i poop, but I got bored after a while, mostly because CD-i has been done to death, so I threw in random clips with the flimsiest connection to anything at all and added a few jokes, so it was more akin to an older, more confusing poop. It's still one of my favourites.
  • Dr. Robotnik Flunks Dental School - My first Youtube Poop using only Robotnik clips and some miscellaneous stuff.
  • Scott has AIDS - This is the second Youtube Poop I made with Adobe Premiere, and the first ever to entirely use clips from various Funimation anime and the Funimation Update Quickies.

Note: Link is now broken; NinjaCoachZ has deleted the poop due to it being mediocre.

All the Rest

These videos either suck or I don't have anything special to say about them.

Name Date Uploaded Length
Kids, There's Nothing More Cool Than... 11-8-08 1:33
This is What Happens When I Get Bored 11-13-08 1:23
ROBOTNIK 11-22-08 0:09
Bobobo Pours Meat Tenderizer Down His Pants 11-27-08 4:05
Scratch's Hot, Sticky Fluids 12-15-08 0:12
Mr. Bean's Christmas Extravaganza 12-20-08 0:51
Sonic Explains the Meaning of Life 12-23-08 0:14
Tite Kubo's Cornucopia of Craziness 12-26-08 3:37
The Youtube Poop New Years' Celebration! 12-31-08 0:30
TENTEN PANDAWARD 1-16-09 0:10
Tropical Wheats 2-6-09 0:51
Andy Pandatelli is the worst announcer ever 2-10-09 0:43
Swedish Robotnik Goes to an Anime Convention 2-19-09 0:56
Interesting 2-22-09 0:07
Joel comes out 2-23-09 0:13
Robotnik and Dhalsim's Sexy Harem 3 2-24-09 1:44
Link is Pondering 3-1-09 0:36
Me too 3-12-09 0:09
Maria has a Nightmare! 3-19-09 0:46
STINKOMAN RECEIVES ETERNAL DAMNATION 4-1-09 0:48
reverse 4-16-09 0:04
Diaries of the Scott 4-23-09 0:48
Tatsumaki Senpukyaku 4-29-09 0:09
The Kite of Lourage 5-17-09 2:32
A bluehaired anime man pesters a masked luchador 6-21-09 0:41
Ian has a seizure 9-7-09 1:07
The Yipes and the Marcap 10-14-09 0:46
Street Fighter IV - Electric Boogaloo 12-22-09 1:28
Is this the end? 12-30-09 0:04
Jin goes to heaven 12-30-09 1:16
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN TO LOCK THE GATE AT THE PETTING ZOO 2-17-10 2:59

Collaborations

NinjaCoachZ has contributed poops for the following collabs.

Trivia

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NinjaCoachZ is known for being a huge pervert.
  • Procrastinates a lot on things.
  • Sometimes includes rejected ideas for poops in other poops.
  • Formerly had a bunch of non-poop videos on his account, but as he matured as a pooper he either deleted them or moved them to an alternate account.
  • Might be a fan of the Bear Hugger.
  • Is a liar.
  • He is lucky yet unlucky at the same time.
  • Fears downloading roms will get him arrested.
  • He was on TV three times as a child.
  • Despite being a fan of X-Men, Batman, etc., and a fan of Marvel Vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes, he does not consider himself a comic book reader, only having seen the films, TV series, video games, etc.
  • If you see an arcade machine with "NCZ" on the scoreboards, that's him.
  • Is brown (partly white, partly black).
  • Ruthie claims that he gets no attention because he's not female.

Scrapped YTPs

    • Hikaru no Go YTP: A poop of Hikaru no Go. Scrapped due to me not having any decent ideas.
    • Bobobo YTP 2: A YTP of the first Bobobo episode. Completed, but was deemed a failure and never uploaded. The intro was too long and had no gags, too many parts were unedited, and overall, it wasn't funny.
    • Elite Beat Agents YTP: Various things intending to corrupt the Elite Beat Agents dancing to Canned Heat. Since APE doesn't support the audio for most of my EBA videos, was made with Windows Movie Maker, and as such, sucked. "The Worst Song Ever" is a spiritual successor of sorts.
    • Hayate the Combat Butler video: Let's just say it's hard to poop something that's only available in Japanese. This one was completed, and though I thought it was good, CoolKirby113 didn't. Looking back on it, it was terrible, although one good idea was put into "NinjaCoachZ's 30th Video Spectacular".
    • Two random videos: Two random videos in the style of "An Unnatural, Surreal Voyage into the Mind of NinjaCoachZ" and "This is What Happens When I Get Bored". They were awesome, and had some great ideas, but wouldn't save no matter how much I cut for time. Sucks, because the first was epic great at the time, probably not so great at this time.
    • Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten prototype: A Robotnik YTP that had a few ideas that were later used in "Dr. Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten", and a few that were axed altogether due to me not remembering them.
    • Homestar Runner video: A YTP of Homestar Runner, again, wouldn't save. Not to be confused with my other ones.
    • Street Fighter IV poop: Failed because it caused APE to lag. To compensate, a poop of Super Street Fighter II was made, entitled Owen Wilson VS Bruce Lee.
  • An exception was the Scott has AIDS remake (now known as Diaries of the Scott), which was forgotten for a while, then revived and used as an entry for AmiralMachin's "Bad Poop Made Good" collab. There are some other poops (such as a Homestar Runner poop that was made in late summer 2009) that are on hiatus and may or may not be revived.

Links

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