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Connerhawke
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Revision as of 05:53, 18 June 2008 by Connerhawke (talk | contribs)
Real Name: Jesse Stamp
Sex: Male
Country: US
First Poop: That Better Not Be Poo
Preferred Sources: Mama Luigi, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, South Park, Cd-i
Preferred Software: Windows Movie Maker
History
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First poop seen
Batman and the Riddle of the Minotaur
Favorite Poops
- 1. The Only Mama Luigi Poop Anyone Has Ever Made by WalrusGuy
- 2. Billo Sings From The Heart by Vorhias
- 3. Zelda Fails at Giving Tuitorials by WalrusGuy
- 4. Batman and the Riddle of the Minotaur by EnoRed
- 5. Batman and Earl's Basement by EnoRed
Poops Made (So Far)
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Normal Poops
- That Better Not Be Poo - My first poop.
- Link The Traitor - Link is captured and executed.
- Impa Has Needs To Kiss The King - Impa finds out that she has AIDS and in order to get rid of them, she needs to kiss The King of Hyrule, which fails to save her.
- Random Shopkeep Poop - Something I randomly made
- Mama Luigi Ran - Mario & Mama Luigi run to "I Ran" by "A Flock of Seagulls."
- A Fire Sumo! - Luigi runs into a fire sumo.
- King Koopa's Coney Island "Love" Palace - Luigi is told that King Koopa has The Princess locked up in his "Coney Island Love Palace."
- The King learns how to DO-IT - The King of Hyrule is taught by The Professor how to "do it."
- Ed's Thinking Process - Ed shows us his thinking process.
- I Swallowed a Wiggly - Something else I randomly made.
- Why Did You Pummel My Door With A Shovel? - Eddy has something to tell Edd.
- Order of Fries - Johnny Bravo orders fries at Pop's diner.
- Eternal Life - Cortez & Harry Tipper say "Eternal Life" over & over while I change visuals.
- A Penis Poop (Version 1) - Bill O'Reilly calls someone a penis.
- A Penis Poop (Version 2) - Re-Edit of Version 1
- Yum-Dee-YumYum - A follow-up to A FIRE SUMO!
- Link goes to Gamelon and PAR-TAYS - Link "dances" to techno.
- Link Flexes for 3:30 While I Play Unfitting Music - Link Flexes.
- Fred Fredburger Blows Bubbles While I Play Unfitting Music - Fred Blows Bubbles
- Go Go #71519 - My response to the #71519 fad
- Aquaman Vs. the Atlantian Guard - Aquaman punches a guard
- Count Orlock Rises & Turns While I Play Unfitting Music - Orlock rises & turns
Short Poops
- Racist Randy Marsh (Part 1) - Link is told that he Must Conquer "Naggers."
- Racist Randy Marsh (Part 2) - Gwonam states that "Looks are deceiving when Naggers are involved."
Musical Poops
- Impa, Impa, Dinner - A music remix poop I made
Unfinished Poops
- Bloodrocuted Brother - Luigi is annoyed by Mario, when he won't turn down DETHKLOK.
- The Great Battle - Mama Luigi and her army, invades YouTube Poop and it's up to You to stop her.
- Go Fuck Yourself, Link - Link travels to Gamelon, where he proceeds to fuck himself.
- Go Fuck Duke Onkled - Zelda tells Link that he must fuck Duke Onkled.
- Unnamed Superman Poop - Superman fights Jesus
Style
Signature Characters
Preferred Sources
- Cd-i
- 1940s SuperMan Cartoons
- Super Mario World
- South Park
- The Hilarious House of Frightenstein
- Robot Chicken
- Ed,Edd n' Eddy
Music Used In Poops:
- "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller Band - YouTube Poop: That Better Not Be Poo
- "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls - YouTube Poop: Mama Luigi Ran
- "Switch" by Will Smith - YouTube Poop: King Koopa's Coney Island "Love" Palace
- "Jeopardy Thinking Song" - YouTube Poop: Ed's Thinking Process
- "Bloodrocuted" by Dethklok - Bloodrocuted Brother (unreleased)
- "Undertaker's Theme w/Druids" - Yum-Dee-YumYum and Link goes to Gamelon and PAR-TAYS.
- "Legend of Zelda Techno version" - Link goes to Gamelon and PAR-TAYS.
- "All of My Love" by Led Zeppelin - Link Flexes for 3:30 While I Play Unfitting Music.
- "Invasion" by WCW/WWE - Fred Fredburger Blows Bubbles While I Play Unfitting Music.
- "California Girls" by David Lee Roth (The Beach Boys) - Count Orlock Rises & Turns While I Play Unfitting Music.
Prefered Tech
- Windows Movie Maker (because i have no other software)
Websites Used
- That Video Site - Random Clips (Mostly South Park)
- Imaginary Zero - Robot Chicken Clips (Being Remodeled)
- Sound America - Sound Effects
- The 3 Eds - Ed,Edd n' Eddy Clips
- Yoshi Art - Nintendo Clips
- Quebec Gamers - Cd-i clips
- H.H.O.F. Fanpage - Julius Sumner-Miller Clips
- Retro Junk - Old cartoon clips (No longer allows Downloads)
- Media Matters - Media (News) Clips
- Totally Tooned In - Cartoons
Programs Used
- LimeWire - Music & Videos
- Windows Movie Maker - ...
- Free FLV Converter - Koyote Soft - Download YouTube Vids
Associates
In Real Life
Influences
Fans
- Binky
- ChangeDaChannel
- SonicBoom91
- JakeTassie
- GreyBasHero
- PyroDude1337
- Zanzibar33
- RandomPerson1792
- OaklynRecs
- Edickie
- Giacobotana
Reception
Achievements
- Made first Poop containing the 1940's Superman
- Made first poop containing Julius Sumner Miller
Other Information
About Me
- 16 years old
- Favorite band = AC/DC
- Favorite Movie = Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
- Xbox Live Gamertag = Smodzilla
Chewiki
Trivia
- Has seen over 1000 YouTube Poops
- Has his own Green Lantern Power Ring
- Developed the SNES version of Mah boi the game
- Designed the covers of the Playstation & Sega Saturn Mah boi the games
- Is number 5 on the most popular pages
- He is the most popular Pooper on Chewiki, Ahead of such greats as Stegblob, The Electric Cheese and Deepercutt.
- Creates videos on The Movies with his best friend Binky
Feud
- He is currently in a feud with GnawOnABrick, with Gnaw stating that he stole his idea for Racist Randy Marsh, even though Gnaw joined after the videos were uploaded.