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Pizza
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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!
Pizza is bread covered with oils, herbs, sauce, and cheese. Being not as popular as Spaghetti in the YouTube poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that someone will eat it.
Outside of YouTube Poop, Pizza is a very popular food.
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People Who Eat Pizza
- Americans
- New Yorkers
- All forms of Mario.
- All forms of Luigi. (Especially Mama Luigi.)
- New Yorkers
- The Japanese
- Italians
- Yoshi
- M. Bison
- Froggo
- Dr. Robotnik
- King Harkinian
- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- King Hippo (Hell, he'd eat anything that's edible.)
- Pizza Pasta (Hell, that's actually a part of his first name.)
- D.W. Read
- Wario
- Garfield
- Tom (But only with a drink.)
- Waluigi (As long as there's stuff on there that still makes him skinny after eating.)
- Falco Lombardi
- Mario Head
- The Autobots (especially Optimus Prime and Bumblebee)
- Kirby
- Strong Bad (Unless it's cafeteria pizza, which he claims tastes like cardboard.)
- Steve Fox
- Paul Phoenix
Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza
- Cheese (Of Course!)
- Pepperoni
- Sausage
- Anchovies
- Black Olives
- Garlic
- Mushrooms
- Various vegetables (actually fruits), such as tomatoes and peppers
- Pineapple (Arnold Schwarzenegger will kill you if you get this topping on your pizza.)
- Corn (Mainly in Japan.)
- Eggs (Also in Japan.)
- Cats (According to a '70s Urban Legend from Tokyo about a former samurai who owned a pizza parlour. One of the toppings at this parlour was cat.)
- Semen (if you're eating in the Red Light District).
- Shit (if you've been rude to the waiter).
- Spit (see shit).
Trivia
- There should only be 2 or 3 types of cheese on a pizza: Mozzarella, Provolone, and possibly Parmesan. No other cheeses should be put on a pizza, especially not cheddar.
- Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the United States.
- M. Bison approves of this food, due to the fact that it is delicious!
- As do Yoshi, Froggo, Kirby, King Hippo, Bear Hugger, and King Harkinian.
- The Samurai Pizza Cats make pizzas for a living, when not fighting Big Cheese's mechas.
- Do not let Viacom get their hands on your own personal pan pizza.
- Gwonam owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both King Harkinian and M. Bison did not find the pizza delicious.
- Pizza-la-kun is a psychotic Nazi that is over-emotional.
- Marshall Law made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives.
- There's a McDonalds that makes pizza in Florida, as well as one that used to make personal pizza in North-Eastern Pennsylvania. Yes, really.