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Team Rocket
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This article is filed under Characters.Team Rocket is an evil organization from the Pokémon video games. Led by Giovanni, they are a powerful crime syndicate who... sell Pokémon illegally? Isn't that like buying a puppy instead of hunting it? This Pokémon stuff is serious business. Anyway, the most famous members of Team Rocket are Jessie, James (lol jesse james, geddit?) and Meowth, and this article will be primarily discussing them. They mainly spend their time chasing after ten-year-old kids and their pet mouse.
Other Members of Team Rocket
- Giovanni - Team Rocket's leader, supposedly the sexiest man alive.
BiffBitchButch & Cassidy - Basically (more) evil versions of Jessie and James.- Atilla & Hun - They want to capture a Raikou.
- Iron Masked Marauder - Voiced by Dan Green, he wants to capture Celebi, destroy all the forests and create a monster... so he can get a promotion. What?
- A whole bunch of random Rocket Grunts you'll find all over the place.
- Dr. Robotnik - A fat scientist who chases hedgehogs.
- Robert & Ford - Two guys who want to kill Jessie and James.
- Scratch and Grounder - they once worn a team rocket cheer-leading outfit.
- Whoever are in Black & White - Team Rocket's gonna be in that peace and y'all know it!
Their Pokémon
James
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He loves giving people AIDS.
- Weezing (was released)
- Cacnea (given away)
- Victreebel (fell in love with another Victreebell and ran away)
- Chimecho (got sick for no reason and was given away to his parents at his mansion)
- Mime Jr. (was left at Team Rocket headquarters in Kanto)
- Carnivine (was left at Team Rocket headquarters in Kanto)
- Growly (a Growlithe at James' mansion)
- Magikarp (bought it thinking that is was worth something, released by anger; evolved into a Gyrados that sent them into a deserted island)
- Yamask (at least this one isn't clingy to him like most of his Pokemon were)
Jessie
- Arbok (was released)
- Dustox (was released)
- Wobbuffet (was left at Team Rocket headquarters in Kanto)
- Seviper (was left at Team Rocket headquarters in Kanto)
- Yanmega (was left at Team Rocket headquarters in Kanto)
- Lickitung (was traded for Wobbuffet)
- Woobat
Meowth
- Erm... Meowth IS a Pokémon... who can talk!!!
Team Rocket with their latest recruit.
Quotes
James
- COOL!!
- Leo Burnett and 4Kids are the Devil! Leo Burnett!
- Weezing, Go!
- It's a Pokémon perched precariously on a precipice!
- YES!!
- It's times like these that make me wish I'd gone straight.
Jessie
- Arbok, Go!
- James, you ignoramus!
- Do whatever you have to do to get that Pikachu!
Meowth
- Meowth, dat's right!
- Then, the boss will say, "Meowth and his friends are very sexy.. but mostly Meowth!"
- It's to conquer the motherfucking world with Pokémon!
Trivia
- They've actually been played as sympathetic people in the past.
- In Pokemon Red/Blue/Green/Yellow, you fight Team Rocket. However, in Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire, instead of fighting Team Rocket, you fight Team Aqua or Team Magma or both in Emerald. In Diamond and Pearl, you'll fight Team Galactic.
- Some people believe that they're rip-offs of the Doronjo team from the Yatterman anime.
- Meowth is the only member of Team Rocket who made it in the Super Smash Bros. series. He appeared in the original game and Super Smash Bros. Brawl as an assist Pokémon, but he only appeared as a trophy in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
- Despite the fact that James is openly gay,
it is rumored thathe and Jessie will eventually be married and have a child together, according to the Electric Tale of Pikachu, a Pokémon manga. Of course, it will always be possible that he will be forced into this. - Meowth is from Hollywood, California, USA.
- They believe that both the late advertising executive Leo Burnett and 4Kids are the devil! It's half-ironic because Pokemon was once owned by 4Kids themselves.
- Apparently, in the latest anime (you know, the one with the 5th Generation), they ended up getting new clothes to wear. You know what that means, kiddies? Yep... that means they got themselves a promotion!
- However, once season 1 of Black & White ended, they had to wear their old clothing again.
- Believe it or not, Meowth ended up getting fired from the team for good in Black & White! Even more odd, he's now going to help out the "twerps"!! What's going on around here?!?
