Stone Luigi

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Stone Luigi is an expert craftsman who lives in Dinosaur World and is one of Luigi's many forms.

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Stone Luigi's showing off his amazing strength

Legal Issues

He once tossed a large football/stone hybrid at his brother, Mario, resulting in 5 broken ribs. Mario uttered this before he was injured: "IT'S A STONE, LUIGI. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT." Stone Luigi protested thereafter, saying: "IT'S A FOOTBALL. I CHISELED IT." However, many eyewitnesses claimed Mario told Stone Luigi to "Throw [him] a pass," not knowing of his immense power. Mario has not yet filed any legal complaint against Stone Luigi after this incident.

Some witnesses claim that Mario identified the "stone" as a bomb before it was thrown, while Stone Luigi remarked that the device was even official size. However, this theory has yet to be proven.

Yoshi claims that he has a whole stash of them in his closet. This explains why Stone Luigi usually throws more than one at Mario.

His Creations

This is not Stone Luigi, but a stone Luigi. In fact, Stone Luigi chiseled this likeness of Tanooki Luigi's down-B move. Hey, I got to admit, he has some true talent here.

Being the craftsman of the Youtube Poop Land, he has made many things, which include:

• A stone football
• Spaghetti
• The term "Eggface"
• A Stone Luigi
• CaptainFleaSam's ship
• Ganon's blingage
• The Uctions book
• The Keyblade
• Ms. Filkins's necklace
• The Robotnik Express
• Notre Dame
• All toasters
• My Boy.
• Digdug25's house and furniture.
• A large fireball that causes third-degree burns.
• MelvanainChains's pants.
• Vorhias's breakfast.
• Bowser's key.
• C.H. Greenblatt, who later created Chowder.

He participated in the making of the following things:

• Taj Mahal
• Mount Rushmore
• A cloned pig. (He made a few of the instruments that were used to complete the cloning project.)
• Himself
• The Faces of Evil
• A nuclear bomb.
• You
• The Ten Commandments (Moses hired him to chisel them.)
• The Eiffel Tower
• The Great Pyramids
• Notre Dame
• Vuvuzelas (But only for the fact that they can help him when proving a point to Mario.)

Trivia

• Stone Luigi and Fat Mario to this day are still fighting over what the football-thing is. This war will continue until Yoshi makes a compromise between them that it is a stone football.
• Should not be confused with Mama Luigi as this form appears in the same state as the other.
• Should also not be confused with Stoned Luigi, the Luigi of the 1970's.
• Does not smoke weed despite the fact that he is, indeed, Stone Luigi and not something else.
• Stone Luigi pitches his stone football with such incredible force that even Metal Mario is shattered by it.
• He doesn't mind hearing a thousand vuvuzelas when talking about footballs.

Quotes

• "Hey Mario! Look what I made!"
• "It's a football! I chiseled it!"
• "It's even official size!"
• "...But not official weight!"
• "But nada fish'll wait!"
• "Who's an egghead, eggface?!"
• "It's even official!"
• "But not official."