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*He's both a judge and an Archdeacon. Now how he became both of these things at the same time is a mystery, but that basically proves the point that he's the judge, jury, and executioner for Notre Dame. | *He's both a judge and an Archdeacon. Now how he became both of these things at the same time is a mystery, but that basically proves the point that he's the judge, jury, and executioner for Notre Dame. | ||
*He's also sometimes been known to sing about how he's a priest, but he loves this (gypsy) girl. You know, has Frollo ever considered a singing career in his lifetime? At least then it'd be less dangerous for him. | *He's also sometimes been known to sing about how he's a priest, but he loves this (gypsy) girl. You know, has Frollo ever considered a singing career in his lifetime? At least then it'd be less dangerous for him. | ||
| + | *Like [[Wario]], Frollo likes to command things to destroy something else, but since he isn't skilled in hypnosis, the command is usually replied by [[Fat Mario]] saying [[no]]. | ||
*He spontaneously combusted one time. | *He spontaneously combusted one time. | ||
Revision as of 15:32, 14 March 2010
This article is filed under Characters.
Frollo's usually like this all the time on a good day.
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Frollo's now in his rare form called Frollo Joker. Also, here's a photo of him moments before his death.
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Frollo being his typical perverse self.
Basic Info
Claude Frollo is a character from Disney's animated movie "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame", which was originally based off of the book called "Notre-Dame de Paris". He is a 36-year-old pervert who enjoys raping people. He's infamous for causing arson throughout Paris just so he can find some gypsy tramp. He lives in The Palace of Justice. His room has no bed, just a fireplace where he sings songs about HELLFIRE while he sees the gypsy girl dancing in the fire.
Death
Claude Frollo's death has been reported: While attempting to kill Quasimodo, Esmerelda, and Stone Luigi, Frollo fell off of a gargoyle directly into The Pit. Because of this unprecedented method of dying, in which both the body AND soul were sent to The Pit, Frollo has yet to return from The Pit, because he has no body to return to. At least for his sakes, he's glad that his fucking face was destroyed in the process.
Facts
- He plays (alphabet) mindgames.
- Is the leader of the pervert society.
- Once attempted to burn down all of Paris, but his attempt ended in fail because Gay Luigi's cum doused the flames.
- Likes dropping grapes all over the floor and watching people slip on them.
- Some of the people of Paris think that he's a warlock, a spell meister, a war meister, a spell-lock, and/or a sorceror.
- He knows he is a righteous man. Of his virtue he is justly proud.
- Claims he's better than the common folk (He calls them "Vulgar, weak and licentious.").
- He's believes that he's much purer than God.
- Also, he thought that God made him so much stronger then the Devil.
- He doesn't want the Devil to destroy his ass.
- One time, Maria thought that he was God and later on, the son of God.
- Also, he likes to talk and sing to Quasimodo about how the world is cruel and wicked, and how the only person Quasimodo should ever trust is Frollo, himself, and his Savior.
- He once played Ed's game of "It's My Horse!" However, when he played that game with him, he ended up hating the game, much like the other Eds before him. Of course, it ended up having him calling Ed an idiot, which is right.
- He's both a judge and an Archdeacon. Now how he became both of these things at the same time is a mystery, but that basically proves the point that he's the judge, jury, and executioner for Notre Dame.
- He's also sometimes been known to sing about how he's a priest, but he loves this (gypsy) girl. You know, has Frollo ever considered a singing career in his lifetime? At least then it'd be less dangerous for him.
- Like Wario, Frollo likes to command things to destroy something else, but since he isn't skilled in hypnosis, the command is usually replied by Fat Mario saying no.
- He spontaneously combusted one time.
Likes
- Porn
- Burning things down.
- Esmerelda
- Christianity
- The Nostalgia Critic (Especially because he placed his song about Hellfire at the top of "the best villian songs ever made" list.)
- Beata Maria (The Holy Mary)
- Singing (Especially about fire and Esmerelda.)
- Calling people idiots.
- Captain Phoebus (That is, until he disobeyed the order of burning down a family's house.)
- Burning down all of Paris just to find one person.
- Destroying his fucking face.
Dislikes
- Gay Luigi
- Emos
- The builder of Notre Dame
- Gypsies
- Hades
- Hell
- The River Styx
- Sinning (Even though he's a rapist!)
- Captain Phoebus (After he decidced to not burn down a family's house.)
- Ants living under the stone tiles of the Palace of Justice.
- Having sex sear his cock and balls.
- That one guard who keeps on ruining his beautiful singing.
- Those red cloaked people that magically appear for no apparent reason.
- The Devil!
People Raped By Frollo
- Mikuru
- Princess Peach
- Quasimodo
- One of Icarus' bananas.
- (La) Esmerelda
- Birdo (This got him banned from Japan.)
- Wendy O. Koopa
- Claude Frollo
- Jehan Frollo (His actual son who's more bratty than him.)
- Chuck Norris
- Gardevoir
- Dennis DeYounge
People Who HAVE Raped Frollo
- Haruhi
- Princess Daisy
- Hornswoggle
- Claude Frollo (Wait, what?!)
- Larry Koopa
- Aran Ryan
- The gargoyle that awakens and drags him into the Pits of Hell.
- Freddy Krueger (During Freddy's second death that led him to the Pit.)
Frollo now commands you to get out of his page, you retard idiot!
