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Revision as of 19:53, 15 January 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Stone Luigi is an expert craftsman who lives in Dinosaur World and is one of Luigi's many forms.
Legal Issues
He once tossed a large football/stone hybrid at his brother, Mario, resulting in 5 broken ribs. Mario uttered this before he was injured: "IT'S A STONE, LUIGI. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT." Stone Luigi protested thereafter, saying: "IT'S A FOOTBALL. I CHISELED IT." However, many eyewitnesses claimed Mario told Stone Luigi to "Throw [him] a pass," not knowing of his immense power. Mario has not yet filed any legal complaint against Stone Luigi after this incident.
Some witnesses claim that Mario identified the "stone" as a bomb before it was thrown, while Stone Luigi remarked that the device was even official size. However, this theory has yet to be proven.
Yoshi claims that he has a whole stash of them in his closet. This explains why Stone Luigi usually throws more than one at Mario.
His Creations
Being the craftsman of the Youtube Poop Land, he has made many things, which include:
- A stone football
- Spaghetti
- The term "Eggface"
- A Stone Luigi
- CaptainFleaSam´s Ship
- Ganon´s Blingage
- The Uctions Book
- The Keeblayd
- Ms. Filkins's Necklace
- The Robotnik Express
- Notre Dame
- All Toasters
- My Boy.
- Digdug25's house and furniture.
- Wizkid837's PS Triple
- A large fireball that causes third-degree burns.
- MelvanainChains's Pants.
- Vorhias's Breakfast.
- Bowser's Key.
- C.H. Greenblatt, who later created Chowder.
- TU24
- A shit that he thought was chocolate. This made him turn into Emo Luigi when he found out by Mario.
He participated in the making of the following things:
- Taj Mahal
- Mount Rushmore
- A cloned pig. (He made a few of the instruments that were used to complete the cloning project.)
- Himself
- The Faces of Evil
- A nuclear bomb.
- You
- The Ten Commandments (Moses hired him to chisel them.)
- The Eiffel Tower
- The Great Pyramids
- Notre Dame
This is the number of footballs Stone Luigi has chiseled while you sit here and read this stupid page.
    Footballs
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Trivia
- Stone Luigi and Fat Mario to this day are still fighting over what the football-thing is. This war will continue until Yoshi makes a compromise between them that it is a stone football.
- Should not be confused with Mama Luigi as this form appears in the same state as the other.
- Does not smoke weed despite the fact that he is, indeed, Stone Luigi and not something else.
- Stone Luigi pitches his stone football with such incredible force that even Metal Mario is shattered by it.
