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Scrub is the action to rub a [[Spongebob (character)|sponge]] over the entire area of something. It is the ultimate form of torture, aside from watch a terrible poop. [[King Harkinian]] owns the word "Scrub" as he told [[Duke Onkled]] to scrub all the floors in Hyrule. Many people have been scrubbed, but only few have enjoyed it. A Scrubber is a person who is a master at scrubbing.[[Image:scrub.jpg|center|After [[you]]'ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule...]]  
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Scrub is the action to rub a [[Spongebob (character)|sponge]] over the entire area of something. It is the ultimate form of torture, aside from watching a terrible poop. [[King Harkinian]] owns the word "Scrub" as he told [[Duke Onkled]] to scrub all the floors in Hyrule. Many people have been scrubbed, but only few have enjoyed it. A Scrubber is a person who is a master at scrubbing.[[Image:scrub.jpg|center|After [[you]]'ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule...]]  
  
  
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*[[Retard Luigi]]
 
*[[Retard Luigi]]
 
*[[Robotnik]]
 
*[[Robotnik]]
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== The Great Gang of Scrubbers ==
 
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At one point in history, a massive group of all the [[CD-i]] people (cutting out the [[Hotel Mario]] gang) went out and tried to scrub every non-CD-i Youtube Poop character. This dreadful group has been trying to get Fat Mario and Gay Luigi to join them, but they later betrayed the group when it mattered. They have also been recruiting others. This has resulted in scrubbing for each Hotel Mario character. They have already cornered [[Mama Luigi]] in a small house on a rainy day and scrubbed him half-to-death. This video can be viewed below. {{vid|-v=pz4299RWkRcIt}} is unknown who their next victim will be, but news has said that it will be [[George Volcano]].
 
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
 
*It is rumored that the [[Insane Clown Posse]] had indeed lived a scrub life.
 
*It is rumored that the [[Insane Clown Posse]] had indeed lived a scrub life.
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*Not to be confused with a Deku Scrub, though maybe that's what the reference was all along.
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*Can also be used as an insult as a replacement for "newbie".

Revision as of 04:55, 19 June 2009

Scrub is the action to rub a sponge over the entire area of something. It is the ultimate form of torture, aside from watching a terrible poop. King Harkinian owns the word "Scrub" as he told Duke Onkled to scrub all the floors in Hyrule. Many people have been scrubbed, but only few have enjoyed it. A Scrubber is a person who is a master at scrubbing.

After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule...


How to Scrub

There are multple methods, but the most popular are:

  • To pick up a sponge and get scrubbing.
  • To pick up a friend (here we will use Link), dip Link's head in a bucket, and then rub Link's face in the floor/person/convicted criminal.
  • To take off all clothing and scrub the victim with a sponge (sometimes soaked in cum) and get sexual with the victim. (This method should be used with a person in a dark room, as getting it on with a floor would be creepy.)

People who are Scrubbers

People who have been Scrubbed

Scrubbing isn't always fatal, and some people have enjoyed the feeling of a sponge being everywhere on their body. This list is for all victims of Scrubbing.

Trivia

  • It is rumored that the Insane Clown Posse had indeed lived a scrub life.
  • Not to be confused with a Deku Scrub, though maybe that's what the reference was all along.
  • Can also be used as an insult as a replacement for "newbie".
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