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Scrub
Scrub is the action to rub a sponge over the entire area of something. It is the ultimate form of torture, aside from watching a terrible poop. King Harkinian owns the word "Scrub" as he told Duke Onkled to scrub all the floors in Hyrule, much to all the floors' dismay. Many people have been scrubbed, but only few have enjoyed it. A Scrubber is a person who is a master at scrubbing.
How to Scrub[edit]
There are multple methods, but the most popular are:
- To pick up a sponge and get scrubbing.
- To pick up a friend (here we will use Link), dip Link's head in a bucket, and then rub Link's face in the floor/person/convicted criminal.
- To take off all clothing and scrub the victim with a sponge (sometimes soaked in cum) and get sexual with the victim. (This method should be used with a person in a dark room, as getting it on with a floor would be creepy.)
- Some people use the brains of Pokemon to scrub objects if they can't afford a proper scrubbing sponge or Link's head.
People who are Scrubbers[edit]
- Duke Onkled
- King Harkinian
- Link
- God Luigi and God Rabbit (they do what they want)
- All toasters
- Anyone who is handy with a sponge (if you know what I mean)
- You don't have to know what I mean.
People who have been Scrubbed[edit]
Scrubbing isn't always fatal, and some people have enjoyed the feeling of a sponge being everywhere on their body. This list is for all victims of Scrubbing.
- Mama Luigi
- Ganon
- Yoshkins
- Gay Luigi (was scrubbed by Link and enjoyed it 100%)
- Fat Mario
- Bowser
- The Princess
- All the floors in Hyrule
- Link (That's right. Scrubbers can be Scrubbed as well!)
- Me
- You
- Retard Luigi
- Robotnik
The Anti Council of Scrubbers[edit]
Some people think that scrubbing is a cruel and unusual punishment. They are known as "The Anti Council Of Scrubbers", or "TACOS". They often go up to The King's castle and protest his judgements. Currently, they have been protesting for seven years straight, while local supporters supply them with food.
The Council of Wonderful Scrubbers[edit]
Going against TACOS is The Council of Wonderful Scrubbers, known as The COWS. This party consists of Link, Duke Onkled, all the toasters, and the rest of the scrubbers. Many of them live in the castle of Hyrule, which means that they come in contact with TACOS daily. Luckily, scrubbers have a hell of a lot of power.
Trivia[edit]
- It is rumoured that the Insane Clown Posse had indeed lived a scrub life.
- Not to be confused with a Deku Scrub, though maybe that's what the reference was all along.
- Can also be used as an insult as a replacement for "newbie".
