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* [[Dio Brando]] (he even says it feels good) | * [[Dio Brando]] (he even says it feels good) | ||
* [[Rik Mayall]] (Though, it is practically microscopic) | * [[Rik Mayall]] (Though, it is practically microscopic) | ||
| − | * [[Robotnik]] | + | * [[Robotnik]] (He has been spotted exercising his penis from time to time, however it seems this has no effect as it is still rather small.) |
* [[Temeku]] | * [[Temeku]] | ||
* [[Shockwave]] | * [[Shockwave]] | ||
* [[Daniel J D'Arby]] | * [[Daniel J D'Arby]] | ||
| − | * [[Stegblob]] | + | * [[Stegblob]] (Can't seem to find it though.) |
* [[Tabull89]] | * [[Tabull89]] | ||
* [[Toadomos]] | * [[Toadomos]] | ||
| − | * [[Mario]] | + | * [[Mario]] (It has its very own hat and mustache.) |
* [[Wizkid837]] | * [[Wizkid837]] | ||
* [[Conrad Slater]] | * [[Conrad Slater]] | ||
* [[Asterix]] | * [[Asterix]] | ||
* [[The Electric Cheese]] | * [[The Electric Cheese]] | ||
| − | * [[Froggo]] | + | * [[Froggo]] (Surprisingly) |
* [[Dan hibiki]] | * [[Dan hibiki]] | ||
* [[Bart Simpson]] | * [[Bart Simpson]] | ||
* [[TyrannosaurusReich]] | * [[TyrannosaurusReich]] | ||
* [[Ron Jeremy]] | * [[Ron Jeremy]] | ||
| − | * [[You]] | + | * [[You]] (^_^) |
| − | * [[Buga]] ( | + | * [[Buga]] (Incredibly small, perhaps the smallest penis in the universe) |
* [[MelvanaInChains]] | * [[MelvanaInChains]] | ||
* [[Regular Luigi]] | * [[Regular Luigi]] | ||
* [[ShreddaX]] | * [[ShreddaX]] | ||
* [[Ken]] | * [[Ken]] | ||
| − | * Da'ithi Simnas (Althoug, a powerful entity like him has no need for | + | * Da'ithi Simnas (Althoug, a powerful entity like him has no need for a Penis as he is imortal and doesnt need to reproduce) |
| − | * [[Scorpion]] | + | * [[Scorpion]] (He can shoot it out of his wrist) |
* [[User:Drunken Grepher|Grepher "The Duellist" Swordbearer]] | * [[User:Drunken Grepher|Grepher "The Duellist" Swordbearer]] | ||
* [[Conker]] | * [[Conker]] | ||
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*[[Ataru Moroboshi]] | *[[Ataru Moroboshi]] | ||
*[[Tommy Turnbull]] | *[[Tommy Turnbull]] | ||
| − | *[[SpongeBob (character)|SpongeBob]] | + | *[[SpongeBob (character)|SpongeBob]] (Possible to have ben lost in the fowl depths of Patrick's rectum.) |
*[[mariomarioecw]] | *[[mariomarioecw]] | ||
*[[Haruhi]] (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender) | *[[Haruhi]] (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender) | ||
*Every member of the Beatles | *Every member of the Beatles | ||
*[[Sora]] | *[[Sora]] | ||
| − | *[[Jafar]] | + | *[[Jafar]] (Likes to slam doors on it.) |
*[[Uctions]] (HUH?!) | *[[Uctions]] (HUH?!) | ||
*[[Drew Pickles]] (the complete opposite of Buga) | *[[Drew Pickles]] (the complete opposite of Buga) | ||
| − | *All [[Team Fortress 2]] characters ([[Pyro]] is still debated | + | *All [[Team Fortress 2]] characters ([[Pyro]] is still debated though) |
*[[Scrander]] | *[[Scrander]] | ||
*[[Gaming God]] | *[[Gaming God]] | ||
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*NOT [[CalTrans]] | *NOT [[CalTrans]] | ||
*[[Hulk Hogan]] | *[[Hulk Hogan]] | ||
| − | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J]] (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the hugest one ever seen} | + | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J]] (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the 3rd hugest one ever seen} |
*wendy koopa | *wendy koopa | ||
*[[Youtube_Poop_IRC#Bonerman|Bonerman]] | *[[Youtube_Poop_IRC#Bonerman|Bonerman]] | ||
Revision as of 13:03, 5 June 2008
The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of entertainment. You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. Robotnik has a huge obsession with it.
Ways to say Penis
Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
- Dick (invented by Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by The Angry Video Game Nerd or The Tourettes Guy (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
- Penish (invented by Robotnik)
- Pingas (invented by Robotnik)
- Pingors (invented by Mario head)
- Penus
- Penor (invented by Piconjo
- Peen (invented by YTWatchdog)
- Dickie (invented by Eddy)
- Twanger (invented by Zippy)
- Big red one (invented by Zippy)
- Johnson (Invented by MightyKombat
People with Penis
Only some people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below:
- Captain Falcon (Has the largest penis in existence)
- Bill O'Reilly (This has come into question in recent times, however.)
- Jesus (Especially Black Jesus)
- Dio Brando (he even says it feels good)
- Rik Mayall (Though, it is practically microscopic)
- Robotnik (He has been spotted exercising his penis from time to time, however it seems this has no effect as it is still rather small.)
- Temeku
- Shockwave
- Daniel J D'Arby
- Stegblob (Can't seem to find it though.)
- Tabull89
- Toadomos
- Mario (It has its very own hat and mustache.)
- Wizkid837
- Conrad Slater
- Asterix
- The Electric Cheese
- Froggo (Surprisingly)
- Dan hibiki
- Bart Simpson
- TyrannosaurusReich
- Ron Jeremy
- You (^_^)
- Buga (Incredibly small, perhaps the smallest penis in the universe)
- MelvanaInChains
- Regular Luigi
- ShreddaX
- Ken
- Da'ithi Simnas (Althoug, a powerful entity like him has no need for a Penis as he is imortal and doesnt need to reproduce)
- Scorpion (He can shoot it out of his wrist)
- Grepher "The Duellist" Swordbearer
- Conker
- John Milford Barrick III
- Q
- YTwatchdog (refers to it as a "peen")
- Doctor Who (All 10 of them, except Paul McGann)
- Wiul (Though Galiteah Stelepa said to him, "The only thing smaller than your heart is your penis")
- Kenshiro
- Shin
- Raoh
- Jagi
- Rugal Bernstein
- Ataru Moroboshi
- Tommy Turnbull
- SpongeBob (Possible to have ben lost in the fowl depths of Patrick's rectum.)
- mariomarioecw
- Haruhi (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender)
- Every member of the Beatles
- Sora
- Jafar (Likes to slam doors on it.)
- Uctions (HUH?!)
- Drew Pickles (the complete opposite of Buga)
- All Team Fortress 2 characters (Pyro is still debated though)
- Scrander
- Gaming God
- RetardedAnimeParodyX
- Manny Rivera
- NOT CalTrans
- Hulk Hogan
- Violent J (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the 3rd hugest one ever seen}
- wendy koopa
- Bonerman
