Magic Drugs

This article is about an object that frequently appears in Youtube Poop.

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He-Man owns them. Thems made from Uctions.

Magic drugs are good for you. You can obtain them if you have Money.

If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions.

Effects

The Nostalgia Critic shows us what you'll go through whenever you take (good) magic drugs.

Rolf, however, shows you what it's like if you take some (bad) Magic Drugs.

They make your problems go away (although Grounder denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause Pickle Surprise, and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also greatly increase your muscle mass. However, if you aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater.

Traces of Magic Drugs will also appear in your piss, which can be detected with drug tests.

How To Take Them

Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your Mama Luigi.

How NOT To Take Them

First, ya say "NO!" (or "no thanks").

People Who Like Magic Drugs

This is what it's like if you take Magic Drugs.

• Scratch
• Sonic
• He-Man
• Ivan Drago (In injectable form.)
• Jimi Hendrix (Specifically, Lysergic Acid Diethylamide.)
• Pongpong13
• Phoenix Wright
• M. Bison
• The Fat Controller
• Diesel
• Barry Bonds (In injectable form.)
• Dethklok
• Dr. Rockso, The Rock N' Roll Clown (Specifically, just cocaine.)
• The Insane Clown Posse
• Most musicians, especially rappers and rock & rollers.
• Big Mouth (Without them, he can't see his friend, Roger Rabbit.)
• Gutsman's Ass
• Youtube
• Super Macho Man (Also in an injectable form.)
• Zant (In the form of Caffine Pills.)
• Wario (Also in an injectable form.)
• Grimmjow Jaggerjaques (All forms of it. He uses them to power up.)
• '60s Hippies
• Princess Daisy (Especially lysergic acid diethylamide.)
• Tony Montana
  • In fact, all '80s mobsters.
• Freddy Krueger (Let's get high!)

Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs

Even babies like the Magic Drugs!

• pongpong13 (Hell, he's the reason why Magic Drugs exist in the first place.)
• A27wolf (Marijuana. Where the fuck is everyone else?)
• JazzDanceForChildren
• manwith10toes

People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs

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• Grounder (Though he doesn't mind if you do try them.)
• Ronald Reagan (Just say no.)
• Nancy Reagan (See Ronald Reagan.)
• Mama Luigi
• Stone Luigi
• Gordon
• Emily
• Communists
• Adolf Hitler and the Nazis (Believe that since they're the ultimate race, doing magic drugs is pointless.)
• Law enforcement officers
• Captain Lou Albano - He believed that they'll make you go to Hell before you die.
• Jesus Christ
• Hop
• Mr. T - I pity da foo who does drugs!
• Sonny Crockett
• Rico Tubbs
• Pinocchio

Variations

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Always remember to bring your old man a Cold One.

Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:

• Smokes
• Very Big Drug (VBD)
• Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs
• Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs
• Opium
• Marijuana
• Steroids
• Cocaine
• Crystal Meth
• Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (LSD)

Alchoholic-Type Beverages

Did you know that there are even video games based on drugs?!

• Liquor
• Booze
• Cold Ones

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In the end, it'll be you who ends up losing a lot of pot.