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Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand (most [[Donald Duck|of]] [[Edd|the]] [[Mario Head|time]]) and one's [[penis]]. For women, a [[Chad Warden|dildo]] is used to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes [[sex]]. However, one can make others masturbate, but that would probably be called molestation. There have been a few rumours that if one masturbates too much, they will get hairy palms or go blind. Then again, these people are probably saying this for propaganda's sake.
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Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand (most [[Donald Duck|of]] [[Edd|the]] [[Mario Head|time]]) and one's [[penis]]. For women, a [[Chad Warden|dildo]] is used to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes [[sex]]. However, one can make others masturbate, but that would probably be called molestation. There have been a few rumours that if one masturbates too much, they will get hairy palms or go blind. Then again, these people are probably saying this for propaganda's sake. One who masturbates is a wanker.
  
 
Do not confuse it with mastication.
 
Do not confuse it with mastication.

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Now some people have no respect for their private matters, I tell ya what.

Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand (most of the time) and one's penis. For women, a dildo is used to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes sex. However, one can make others masturbate, but that would probably be called molestation. There have been a few rumours that if one masturbates too much, they will get hairy palms or go blind. Then again, these people are probably saying this for propaganda's sake. One who masturbates is a wanker.

Do not confuse it with mastication.

Places/Situations In Which One Would Masturbate

People Who Love To Masturbate

People Who Get Masturbated On

Trivia

  • Also commonly known as "fapping", "jacking off", "choking the chicken", "spanking the monkey", and a number of other things.
  • Though most need a hand to masturbate, few have managed to masturbate without hands.
  • Mario Head can strangely masturbate even though he has no penis.
  • Robotnik gets masturbated on more than anyone else for some reason.
  • Sam Witwicky doesn't masturbate. This is despite the fact that he has several issues of Busty Beauties under his bed, and that his girlfriend is Megan Fox.
  • Not to be confused with a master debater.
  • Some people enjoy masturbating into strange places. Examples include tissues, hair, and socks.
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    Whoa there, lady! Not in front of a crowd!

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    Optimus Prime playing with himself.

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