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Patrick Stewart

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!


Patrick Stewart is a British actor, best known for playing Professor X in the X-Men movies and some guy named "Picard" in some obscure sci-fi show about people trekking through the stars.

His Confessions[edit]

Though Mr. Stewart was assumed to be straight by many, he has admitted that he is very'" confused. Though he dislikes women, he has admitted that he loves men.


  • The Internet is an EXTENSION of his life.
  • Is one of Magneto's enemies.
  • Has a (stupid) Internet meme of him facepalming in Star Trek. It's so stupid that Patrick facepalms at those who post the facepalming pictures of him.
  • He is very, very bald.

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