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[[Wizardheimer]] [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] Mama Luigi for [[illegal|unauthorized]] use of his magic. The judge ruled that the magic must cease.
 
[[Wizardheimer]] [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] Mama Luigi for [[illegal|unauthorized]] use of his magic. The judge ruled that the magic must cease.
  
During the '90s, he married [[Birdo]] and they had a child; Yoshi Jr.
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In the '90s, he married [[Birdo]] and they had a child; Yoshi Jr.
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
  
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*Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
 
*Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
 
*Was knighted by [[the Princess]] for his heroic actions during the [[Dinner]] [[War]] in 1987.
 
*Was knighted by [[the Princess]] for his heroic actions during the [[Dinner]] [[War]] in 1987.
*Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. Infact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his really special tongue.
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*Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his really special tongue.
*One time, he was a ninja that helped out the poor.
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*One time, he was a ninja that [[Robin Hood (character)|helped out the poor]].
 
*He doesn't take too kindly on [[Solid Snake]]'s suggestion on eating him.
 
*He doesn't take too kindly on [[Solid Snake]]'s suggestion on eating him.
 
**However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
 
**However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
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==Likes==
 
==Likes==
 
*[[Birdo]]
 
*[[Birdo]]
*[[Fire]][[balls]]
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*[[Food]]
*Eating
 
*Bed Time Stories.
 
**Any type of food there is (excuding meatballs).
 
**As well as [[Coca-Cola]].
 
**[[Philadelphia]].
 
*Saving 15% of his [[stuff]] when switching to GEICO.
 
*[[Gun]]s (During his spare time.)
 
**Shooting Things (Especially [[Mama Luigi]])
 
**Killing Things (See Above)
 
**[[War]]s
 
*Sports, such as [[Baseball]] and [[American Football]].
 
*[[Bomb]]s ([[Morshu|You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough Rupees.]])
 
*Giving random shit a perfect 10.
 
*Hoping that [[no]] ghosts are in Chanted Forest.
 
*[[DOOM]]
 
*[[worms]]. (Worms good.)
 
*The fact that he appears in Super Mario Galaxy 2.
 
 
 
==Liked By==
 
*His Wife [[Birdo]]
 
*[[Miss10]]
 
*[[DaftPunkYoshi]]
 
*[[Guido Anchovy|Cool Cats]]
 
*[[Japan]] (Is the #3 favourite video game character there.)
 
*[[Iggy Koopa]] and [[Lemmy Koopa]]. (When Oogtar's not around.)
 
*[[Wendy O.]] ([[no|She thinks he is kawaii.]])
 
*[[M. Bison]] (He, too, thinks that [[caterpillars|this]] is delicious!)
 
*[[King Harkinian]] (They both love [[dinner]].)
 
*[[Mario Kart]] players (is the most popular character, since 1997.)
 
*Many Others
 
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
 
*Running out of food.
 
*Running out of food.
*Unprepared Fish
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*His enemies
*Water (It kills his [[fire]]s.)
 
*Ghosts.
 
*Bullet Bills
 
*Being in only, like, 5 levels in New Super Mario Bros. Wii (hopes to be in more levels in Super Mario Galaxy 2 than just 5).
 
*[[Ganon]]
 
*[[Wizardheimer]]
 
*Meatman
 
*Haunted Houses
 
*Anal [[Sex]]
 
*[[Super Macho Man|Los Angeles, CA]]
 
*Going to bed so soon.
 
*The Cave People
 
*[[Mama Luigi]] (Only acts like he likes her)
 
*Boshi the blue [[:Category:Dicks|dick]].
 
*PETA (Prevents him from eating [[KFC]].)
 
*Pepsi
 
*[[AVGN Hippie/Fan|Peace]]
 
*[[Fred Phelps]] (for being a hate-monger.)
 
 
 
== Disliked By==
 
*[[Bowser]] (Especially when he [[sex|raped]] him once.)
 
*[[Oogtar|Oogtard]]
 
*[[Bowser Jr.]]
 
*[[Gay Luigi|Fags]]
 
*[[Steve]]
 
*[[Retard|Squares]]
 
*[[AVGN Hippie/Fan|Hippies]]
 
*[[Iggy Koopa]] and [[Lemmy Koopa]]. (When Oogtar's around.)
 
**[[Fred Phelps]] (Says that he is going to [[hell]] for some reason.)
 
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|YEEEARGH!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|YEEEARGH!!}}
  
==[[Illegal|Legal]] Issues & Politics==
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==Politics==
  
 
*As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:
 
*As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:

Revision as of 11:39, 19 August 2010

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Name: Sir Yoshi ??????
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Male
Age: 63
Nationality: Japanese
Occupation(s): Dinosaur
Played By: Andrew Sabiston, Kazumi Totaka, Frank Welker, Satomi Kōrogi, Issac Marshall, & Keiko Yamamoto

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FAT YOSHI IS FAT!
Yoshi before being captured by Dic and Mama Luigi.
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Believe it or not, Yoshi loves himself some Boobies.
Yoshi has a large appetite, and will eat just about anything, even tennis rackets.
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Yoshi loves shooting things in his spare time, especially Mama Luigi.
Yoshi doing his usual thing and giving something a perfect 10 out of 10 score.
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Yoshi showing all the bitches ladies his (sexy) ass.
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Yoshi's usually horny like this when he's watching flicks from the theatres.
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You know you love him.
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Yoshi's final rapist form.

Yoshi is a green, fat lizard (or dinosaur if you prefer). He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, Bad Medicine, sold there.

Background

Yoshi (pronounced Yo-she in America and the Mario Bros., Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Tokyo, Japan.

In 1951, while out for a walk, a baby landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and his brother get to their parents.

In 1989, Mama Luigi tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory, so that she could revise history. This failed when Wizardheimer sued Mama Luigi for unauthorized use of his magic. The judge ruled that the magic must cease.

In the '90s, he married Birdo and they had a child; Yoshi Jr.


Trivia

  • Owns a drug store that sells Bad Medicine.
  • Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially Mama Luigi (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
  • Was knighted by the Princess for his heroic actions during the Dinner War in 1987.
  • Is an expert at licking ladies for sexual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him not only because of his kawaii nature, but also for his really special tongue.
  • One time, he was a ninja that helped out the poor.
  • He doesn't take too kindly on Solid Snake's suggestion on eating him.
    • However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
  • Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario.

Likes

Dislikes

  • Running out of food.
  • His enemies

Quotes

Yoshi Yoshi

Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!

Yoshi Yoshi

Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!

Yoshi Yoshi

Yoshi no understand why princess mad... caterpillar DELICIOUS!

Yoshi Yoshi

BURRRRP!

Yoshi Yoshi

Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!

Yoshi Yoshi

Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!

Yoshi Yoshi

Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?

Yoshi Yoshi

Key no taste good.

Yoshi Yoshi

GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!

Yoshi Yoshi

Oh, this DOOM thing definetely more fun than tennis!

Yoshi Yoshi

Fireballs: YUM!

Yoshi Yoshi

Balls: YUM!

Yoshi Yoshi

Famo Famo Sheeduck.

Yoshi Yoshi

BLAU!

Yoshi Yoshi

YEEEARGH!!

Politics

  • As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against The Princess and wanted complete power of the Mushroom Kingdom and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:
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A possession by DiC still happened after Super Mario World.

The regime is attempting to have The Princess overthrown for reasons as follows:

  • Attempted extermination of the Dino population
  • Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
  • Robberies
  • Distrust of the Kingdom

If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and King Koopa will host an election for who will be the next leader of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario, Gay Luigi, Tails and Zelda remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: Fat Mario, Mama Luigi, Link, Sonic and The King.

See Also:

Yoshi's gives this article about him a perfect 10 (See, I told you that he loves giving stuff a perfect 10.).