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Bowser Jr. committed [[suicide]] in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from a building. He [[die]]d upon impact with the ground. He had accumulated [[4]] counts of sexual assault (the count against Oogtar was dismissed, and Oogtar was deported from the US), 2 for [[Vice City|grand theft auto]] and 2 for reckless driving while he was in [[the '80s]] (after stealing [[Back to the Future|Dr. Emmett Brown's DeLorean]], which he wrecked, stranding him in the '80s). And the world rejoiced. | Bowser Jr. committed [[suicide]] in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from a building. He [[die]]d upon impact with the ground. He had accumulated [[4]] counts of sexual assault (the count against Oogtar was dismissed, and Oogtar was deported from the US), 2 for [[Vice City|grand theft auto]] and 2 for reckless driving while he was in [[the '80s]] (after stealing [[Back to the Future|Dr. Emmett Brown's DeLorean]], which he wrecked, stranding him in the '80s). And the world rejoiced. | ||
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Bowser Jr. (1978-1988) was Bowser's gay, annoying child. He had dreams of having sex with Mario and Luigi, which his dad didn't disapprove of. He was the youngest, weakest, and dumbest of all the Koopa kids.
Legal Issues
On one occasion, Bowser Jr. anally-raped one of his players, a Dry Bones, in the dugout after losing a Baseball game to the Yoshi Eggs. This event would lead to a permanent ban from baseball.
In addition, Bowser Jr. is an extremely well-known sex offender.
Likes
- Chad Warden
- The Jonas Brothers
- Zac Efron
- Vandalism
- Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.
- Pepsi
- Disco
- Chris Crocker
Dislikes
- His siblings Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton and Larry (especially Wendy, for obvious reasons)
- Rick Astley
- Women (They're his worst nightmare)
- Phoenix Wright (for sending him to prison several times)
- Michael Jackson (R.I.P.) (because Jr. hates good music)
- Billy Mays (R.I.P.) (because he was a symbol of Capitalism)
- Rocky Balboa
- Good taste
- The Edsel
Disliked By
- Just about everybody exept Bowser.
Used in a Poop by
Death
Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from a building. He died upon impact with the ground. He had accumulated 4 counts of sexual assault (the count against Oogtar was dismissed, and Oogtar was deported from the US), 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in the '80s (after stealing Dr. Emmett Brown's DeLorean, which he wrecked, stranding him in the '80s). And the world rejoiced.
