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New York is one of the thirteen colonial states of the [[America|United States of America.]] It is the third-most populated state of the U.S.A., right behind [[Super Macho Man|California]] and [[King of The Hill|<s>Texass</s> Texas]] respectively. The main reason why they have a really populated state is because of the city named New York City. [[No|Original, isn't it?]] Anyways, there have been many people who have been confirmed to live in New York, and some actually live specifically in [[Brooklyn]].
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New York is one of the thirteen colonial states of the [[America|United States of America.]] It is the third-most populated state of the U.S.A., right behind [[Super Macho Man|California]] and [[Hank Hill|<s>Texass</s> Texas]] respectively. The main reason why they have a really populated state is because of the city named New York City. [[No|Original, isn't it?]] Anyways, there have been many people who have been confirmed to live in New York, and some actually live specifically in [[Brooklyn]].
  
They have have a lot of sports teams for people to root for, but [[no|not as much as]] [[Super Macho Man|California]] or [[King of The Hill|Texas.]] They range from [[No|great]]; such as the New York <s>Bankees</s> Yankees, to average; such as the [[Top Gun|New York Jets]] and New York Islanders, to poor; such as the [[Shit|New York Mets]] and the New York [[Balls|Knick(erboxer)s.]] They've also had many, many other teams in the past for different sports, but those teams aren't allowed to be talked here, so yeah.
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They have have a lot of sports teams for people to root for, but [[no|not as much as]] [[Super Macho Man|California]] or [[Hank Hill|Texas.]] They range from [[No|great]]; such as the New York <s>Bankees</s> Yankees, to average; such as the [[Shit|New York Jets]] and New York Islanders, to poor; such as the [[Shit|New York Mets]] and the New York [[Balls|Knick(erboxer)s.]] They've also had many, many other teams in the past for different sports, but those teams aren't allowed to be talked here, so yeah.
  
 
==List of People Who Are Confirmed To Live In New York==
 
==List of People Who Are Confirmed To Live In New York==
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*[[Street Fighter (game)|Alex]]
 
*[[Street Fighter (game)|Alex]]
 
*[[Ken]] (Moved from San Francisco to New York)
 
*[[Ken]] (Moved from San Francisco to New York)
[[Image:400px-Seal of New York svg.png|frame|right|The Great Seal of the State of New York]]
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[[Image:400px-Seal of New York svg.png|frame|right|The [[No|Great]] Seal of the State of New York]]
 
==List of Those Who Were '''''BORN''''' In New York==
 
==List of Those Who Were '''''BORN''''' In New York==
 
*Little Mac
 
*Little Mac
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*[[Weegee]]
 
*[[Weegee]]
 
*[[Fortran]]
 
*[[Fortran]]
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==Disliked By==
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*Pennsylvanians
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**[[Philadelphia]]ns
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*Republicans
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*[[The Purple Pervert|Southerners]]
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*[[Super Macho Man|Californians]]
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**Angelinos (residents of Los Angeles)
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*Bostonians
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*The New York Yankees have won the most championships out of any teams for any professional sport with 27 titles.
 
*The New York Yankees have won the most championships out of any teams for any professional sport with 27 titles.
 
**Since the [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia Phillies]] lost to the New York Yankees for Game 6 of the 2009 World Series, [[Mr. Sandman]] will [[no|now]] go out and destroy 20 buildings because of that happening.
 
**Since the [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia Phillies]] lost to the New York Yankees for Game 6 of the 2009 World Series, [[Mr. Sandman]] will [[no|now]] go out and destroy 20 buildings because of that happening.
*This is also the place where Eastcoast Rap was born from.
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*This is also the place where East Coast Rap was born from.
 
*[[Nintendo]] World (formerly the [[Pokémon]] Center) is located here.
 
*[[Nintendo]] World (formerly the [[Pokémon]] Center) is located here.
 
**Niagara Falls is also partially located here (it's other partial home is in Toronto, Ontario, Canada), which is a really nice place.
 
**Niagara Falls is also partially located here (it's other partial home is in Toronto, Ontario, Canada), which is a really nice place.
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*The Statue of Liberty was given to us by [[France]].
 
*The Statue of Liberty was given to us by [[France]].
 
*There used to be two tall buildings, collectively called the World Trade Center. And then some Eurasian assholes destroyed it. Damn them all to [[Hell]]!
 
*There used to be two tall buildings, collectively called the World Trade Center. And then some Eurasian assholes destroyed it. Damn them all to [[Hell]]!
*The Empire State Building is often climbed by [[Donkey Kong|King Kong]], who then gets shot at by planes and falls to his death.
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*The Empire State Building is often climbed by [[Donkey Kong|King Kong]], who then gets shot at by [[Top Gun|planes]] and falls to his [[death]].
 
*The Decepticons once tried to turn New York into "New Cybertron". They were soon thwarted by the Autobots.
 
*The Decepticons once tried to turn New York into "New Cybertron". They were soon thwarted by the Autobots.
 
*New York was also attacked by [[Godzilla]] and the Cloverfield monster. Jeez, what's with all these monsters and their constant fascination towards New York anyways?!
 
*New York was also attacked by [[Godzilla]] and the Cloverfield monster. Jeez, what's with all these monsters and their constant fascination towards New York anyways?!
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
[[Category:Places]]

Revision as of 14:06, 19 January 2010

New York is one of the thirteen colonial states of the United States of America. It is the third-most populated state of the U.S.A., right behind California and Texass Texas respectively. The main reason why they have a really populated state is because of the city named New York City. Original, isn't it? Anyways, there have been many people who have been confirmed to live in New York, and some actually live specifically in Brooklyn.

They have have a lot of sports teams for people to root for, but not as much as California or Texas. They range from great; such as the New York Bankees Yankees, to average; such as the New York Jets and New York Islanders, to poor; such as the New York Mets and the New York Knick(erboxer)s. They've also had many, many other teams in the past for different sports, but those teams aren't allowed to be talked here, so yeah.

List of People Who Are Confirmed To Live In New York

The Great Seal of the State of New York

List of Those Who Were BORN In New York

Those Who Are Rumored To Live In New York

Disliked By

Trivia

  • The New York Yankees have won the most championships out of any teams for any professional sport with 27 titles.
    • Since the Philadelphia Phillies lost to the New York Yankees for Game 6 of the 2009 World Series, Mr. Sandman will now go out and destroy 20 buildings because of that happening.
  • This is also the place where East Coast Rap was born from.
  • Nintendo World (formerly the Pokémon Center) is located here.
    • Niagara Falls is also partially located here (it's other partial home is in Toronto, Ontario, Canada), which is a really nice place.
  • Frollo once decided to burn down all of New York instead of Paris for some strange reason.
  • The Statue of Liberty was given to us by France.
  • There used to be two tall buildings, collectively called the World Trade Center. And then some Eurasian assholes destroyed it. Damn them all to Hell!
  • The Empire State Building is often climbed by King Kong, who then gets shot at by planes and falls to his death.
  • The Decepticons once tried to turn New York into "New Cybertron". They were soon thwarted by the Autobots.
  • New York was also attacked by Godzilla and the Cloverfield monster. Jeez, what's with all these monsters and their constant fascination towards New York anyways?!